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+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+1. Once you have their money, never give it back
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+2. You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+4. Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+5. If you can't break a contract, bend it
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+6. Never let family stand in the way of opportunity
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+7. Always keep you ears open
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+8. Keep count of your change
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+9. Instinct plus opportunity equals profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+10. A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+11. Latinum isn't the only thing that shines
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+14. Anything stolen is pure profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+15. Acting stupid is often smart
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+16. A deal is a deal ... until a better one comes along
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+17. A bargain usually isn't
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+19. Don't lie too soon after a promotion
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+20. When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+21. Never place friend ship before profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+22. wise men can hear profit in the wind
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+23. Never take the last coin, but be sure to get the rest
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+24. Never ask when you can take
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+25. Fear makes a good business partner
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+26. The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy did not inherit their wealth;
+they stole it
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+27. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut
+it down
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+28. Morality is always defined by those in power
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+29. When someone says "It's not the money," they're lying
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+30. Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+31. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+32. Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+34. War is good for business
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+35. Peace is good for business
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+36. Too many Ferengi can't laugh at themselves anymore
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+37. You can always buy back a lost reputation
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+38. Free advertising is cheap
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+39. Praise is cheap. Heap it generously on all customers
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+40. If you see profit on a journey, take it
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+41. Money talks, but having a lots of it gets more attention
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+42. Only negotiate when you are certain to profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+43. Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+44. Never argue with a loaded phaser
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+45. profit has limits. Loss has none
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+46. Labor camps are full of people who trusted the wrong person
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+47. Never trust a man wearing a better suit than you own
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+49. Old age and greed will always overcome youth and talent
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+50. Never bluff a Klingon
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+51. Never admit a mistake if there's someone else to blame
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+52. Only Bugsy could have built Las Vegas
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+53. Sell first; ask questions later
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+54. Never buy anything you can't sell
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+55. Always sell at the highest possible profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+56. Pursue profit; women come later
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+57. Good customers are almost as rare as Latinum - treasure them
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+58. Friendship is seldom cheap
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+59. Fee advice is never cheap
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+60. Never use Latinum where your words will do
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+61. Never buy what can be stolen
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+63. power without profit is like a ship without an engine
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+64. Don't talk shop; talk shopping
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+65. Don't talk ship; talk shipping
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+66. Anyone serving in a fleet who is crazy can be relieved, if they ask for it
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+67. Enough is never enough
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+68. Compassion is no substitute for a profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+69. You could afford your ship without your government - if it weren't for
+your government
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+70. Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about collecting the
+merchandise
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+71. Gamble and trade have two things in common: risk and Latinum
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+72. Never let the competition know, what you're thinking
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+73. Never trust advice from a dying Ferengi; listen but don't trust
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+74. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+75. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of Latinum
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+76. Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your
+enemies
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+77. Go where no Ferengi has gone before; where there is no reputation there is
+profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+78. There is a customer born every minute
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+79. Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+80. If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn't
+work, quadruple the price and sell it as an antique
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+81. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+82. A smart customer is not a good customer
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+83. Revenge is profitless
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+84. She can touch your ears but never your Latinum
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+85. Death takes no bribes
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+86. A wife is a luxury, a smart accountant a necessity
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+87. Trust is the biggest liability of all
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+88. When the boss comes to dinner, it never hurts to have the wife wear
+something
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+89. Latinum lasts longer than lust
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+90. Mine is better than ours
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+91. He who drinks fast pays slow
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+92. Never confuse wisdom with luck
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+93. He's a fool who makes his doctor his heir
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+94. Beware of small expenses: a small leak will kill a ship
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+95. Important, more impotant, Latinum
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+96. Faith moves mountains - of inventory
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+97. If you would keep a secret from an enemy, don't tell it to a friend
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+98. Profit is the better part of valor
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+99. Never trust a wise man
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+100. Everything that has no owner, needs one
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+101. Never do something you can make someone do for you
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+102. Nature decays, but Latinum lasts forever
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+103. Sleep can interfere with opportunity
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+104. Money is never made. It is merely won or lost
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+105. Wise men don't lie, they just bend the truth
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+106. There is no honor in poverty
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+107. Win or lose, there's always Huyperian Beetle Snuff
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+108. A woman wearing clothes is like a man without profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+110. Only a fool passes up a business opportunity
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+111. Treat people in your debt like family ... exploit them
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+112. Never sleep with the boss's wife unless you pay him first
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+113. Never sleep with the boss's sister
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+114. Small print lead to large risk
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+115. Greed is eternal
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+116. There's always a way out
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+117. If the profit seems too good to be true, it usually is
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+118. Never cheat a honest man offering a decent price
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+119. Buy, sell, or get out of the way
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+120. Even a blind man can recognize the glow of Latinum
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+121. Everything is for sale, even friendship
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+122. As the customers go, so goes the wise profiteer
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+123. A friend is only a friend until you sell him something. Then he is a
+customer
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+124. Friendship is temporary, profit is forever
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+125. A lie isn't a lie until someone else knows the truth
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+126. A lie isn't a lie, it's just the truth seen from a different point of
+view
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+127. Gratitude can bring on generosity
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+128. Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+129. Never trust your customers
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+130. Never trust a beneficiary
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+131. If it gets you profit, sell your own mother
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+132. The flimsier the produce, the higher the price
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+133. Never judge a customer by the size of his wallet ... sometimes good
+things come in small packages
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+134. There's always a catch
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+135. The only value of a collectible is what you can get somebody else to pay
+for it
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+136. The sharp knife cuts quickly. Act without delay!
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+137. Necessity is the mother of invention. Profit is the father
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+138. Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+139. Wives serve; brother inherit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+140. The answer to quick and easy profit is: buy for less, sell for more
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+141. Competition and fair play are mutually exclusive. Fait play and financial
+loss go hand-in-hand
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+142. A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+143. The family of Fools is ancient
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+144. There's nothing wrong with charity ... as long as it winds up in your
+pocket
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+145. Always ask for the costs first
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+146. If possible sell neither the sizzle nor the steak, but the Elphasian
+wheat germ
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+147. New customers are like razor toothed gree worms. They can be succulent,
+but sometimes they bite back
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+148. Opportunity waits for no one
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+149. Females and finances don't mix
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+150. Make your shop easy to find
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+151. Sometimes, what you get free costs entirely too much
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+152. Ask not what your profits can do for you; ask what you can do for your
+profits
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+153. You can't free a fish from water
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+154. The difference between manure and Latinum is commerece
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+155. What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+156. Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+157. You are surrounded by opportunities; you just have to know where to look
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+158. Don't pay until you have the goods
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+159. The customer is always right ... until you have their cash
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+160. Respect is good, Latinum is better
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+161. Never kill a customer, unless you make more profit out of his death than
+out of his life
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+162. His money is only your's when he can't get it back
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+163. A thirsty customer is good for profit, a drunk one isn't
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+164. Never spend your own money when you can spend someone else's
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+165. Never allow one's culture's law to get in the way of a universal goal:
+profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+166. Never give away for free what can be sold
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+167. If a deal is fairly and lawfully made, then seeking revenge especially
+unprofitable revenge, is illegal
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+168. Beware of relatives bearing gifts
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+169. If you're going to have to endure, make yourself comfortable
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+170. Never gamble with an empath
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+171. Time is Latinum. The early Ferengi get the Latinum
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+172. If you can sell it, don't hsitate to steal it
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+173. A piece of Latinum in the hand is worth two in a customer's pocket
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+174. Share and perish
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+175. When everything fails - run
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+176. Ferengi's don't give promotional gifts!
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+177. Know your enemies ... but do business with them always
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+178. The world is a stage - don't forget to demand admission
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+179. Whenever you think that things can't get worse, the FCA will be knocking
+on you door
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+180. Never offer a confession when a bribe will do
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+181. Even dishonesty can't tarnish the glow of Latinum
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+182. Whenever you're being asked if you are god, the right answer is YES
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+183. Genius without opportunity is like Latinum in the mine
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+184. There are three things you must not talk to aliens: sex, religion and
+taxes
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+185. If you want to ruin yourself there are three known ways: Gambling is the
+fastest, women are the sweetest, and banks are the most reliable way
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+186. There are two things that will catch up with you for sure: death and
+taxes
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+187. If your dancing partner wants to lead at all costs, let her have her own
+way and ask another one to dance
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+188. Never bet on a race you haven't fixed
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+189. Borrow on a handshake; lend in writing
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+190. Drive your business or it will drive you
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+191. Let other keep their reputation. You keep their money
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+192. If the flushing isn't strong enough, use your brain and try the brush
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+193. Klingon women don't dance tango
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+194. It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in
+your door
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+195. Wounds heal, but debt is forever
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+196. Only give money to people you know you can steal from
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+197. Never trust your customers, especially if they are your relatives
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+198. Employees are the rungs on your ladder to success - don't hesitate to
+step on them
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+199. The secret of one person is another person's opportunity
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+200. A madman with Latinum means profit without return
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+201. The justification for profit is profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+202. a) A friend in need is a customer in the making
+ b) A friend in need means three times the profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+203. A Ferengi in need, will never do anything for free
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+204. When the Grand Nagus arrives to offer you a business opportunity, it's
+time to leave town until he's gone
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+205. When the customer dies, the money stops a-comin'
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+206. Fighting with Klingons is like gambling with Cardassians - it's good to
+have a friend around when you lose
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+207. Never trust a hardworking employee
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+208. Give someone a fish, you feed him for one day. Teach him how to fish,
+and you lose a steady customer
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+209. Tell them what they want to hear
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+210. A wife, who is able to clean, saves the cleaning lady
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+211. In business deals, a disruptor can be almost as important as a calculator
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+212. If they accept your first offer, you either asked too little or offered
+too much
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+213. Stay neutral in conflicts so that you can sell supplies to both sides
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+214. Never begin a business transaction on an empty stomach
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+215. Instinct without opportunity is useless
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+216. Never take hospitality from someone worse off than yourself
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+217. Only pay for it, if you are confronted with loaded phaser
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+218. Always know what you're buying
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+219. A friend is not a friend if he asks for a discount
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+220. Profit is like a bed of roses - a few thorns are inevitable
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+221. Beware of any man who thinks with his lobes
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+222. Knowledge is Latinum
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+223. Rich men don't come to buy; they come to take
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+224. Never throw anything away: It may be worht a lot of Latinum some Stardate
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+225. Pride comes before a loss
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+226. Don't take your family for granted, only their Latinum
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+227. Loyalty can be bought ... and sold
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+228. All things come to those who wait, even Latinum
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+229. Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+230. Manipulation may be a Ferengi's greatest tool, and liability
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+231. If you steal it, make sure it has a warranty
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+232. Life's no fair (How else would you turn a profit?)
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+233. Every dark cloud has a Latinum lining
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+234. Never deal with beggars; it's bad for profits
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+235. Don't trust anyone who trusts you
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+236. You can't buy fate
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+237. There's a sucker born every minute. Be sure you're the first to find
+each one
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+238. The truth will cost
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+239. Ambition knows no family
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+240. The higher you bid, the more customers you drive away
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+241. Never underestimate the inportance of the fist impression
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+242. More is good, all is better
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+243. If you got something nice to say, then SHOUT
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+244. If you can't sell it, sit on it, but never give it away
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+245. A warranty is valid only if they can find you
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+246. He that speaks ill of the wares will buy them
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+247. Never question luck
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+248. Celebrate when you are paid, not, when you are promised
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+249. Respect other culture's beliefs; they'll be more likely to give you money
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+250. A dead vendor doesn't demand money
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+251. Satisfaction is not guaranteed
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+252. Let the buyer beware
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+253. A contract without fine print is a fool's document
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+254. Anyone who can't tell a fake doesn't deserve the real thing
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+255. A warranty without loop-holes is a liability
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+256. Synthehol is the lubricant of choice for a customer's stuck purse
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+257. Only fools negotiate with their own money
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+258. A Ferengi is only as important as the amount of Latinum he carries in his
+pockets
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+259. A lie is a way to tell the truth to someone who doesn't know
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+260. Gambling is like the way to power: The only way to win is to cheat, but
+don't get caught in the process
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+261. A wealthy man can afford everything except a conscience
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+262. No lobes, no profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+263. Never let a female in clothes cloud your sense of profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+264. It's not the size of your planet, but it's income, that matters
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+265. The fear of loss may be your greatest enemy or your best friend - choose
+wisely
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+266. A pair of good ears will ring dry a hundred tongues
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+267. Wish not so much to live Long, as to live well
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+268. a) When in doubt, lie
+ b) When in doubt, buy
+ c) When in doubt, demand more money
+ d) When in doubt, shoot them, take their money, run and blame someone
+ else
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+269. Never purchase anything that has been promised to be valuable or go up in
+value
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+270. It's better to have gambled and lost than to never have gambled at all
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+271. There's many witty men whose brains can't line their pockets
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+272. The way to a Ferengi's heart is through his wallet
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+273. Always count their Latinum before selling anything
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+274. There is no profit in love; however, a strong heart is worth a few bars
+of Latinum on the open market. Keep it on ice
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+275. Latinum can't buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+276. If at first you don't succeed, try to acquire again
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+277. Diamonds may be girl's best friend, but you can only buy the girl with
+Latinum
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+278. It's better to swallow your pride than to lose your profit
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+279. Never close a deal too soon after a female strokes your lobes
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+280. An empty bag can not stand upright
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+281. Blood is thicker than water, but harder to sell
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+282. Business is like war; it's important to recognize the winner
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+283. Rules are always subject to change
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+284. Rules are always subject to interpretation
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+285. No good deed ever goes unpunished
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+286. When Morn leaves it is all over
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+287. Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way,
+it's easier to exploit them the next time. (Neelix made this rule up)
+%
+Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
+The Unwritten Rule: When no appropriate Rule applies, make one up!
+%
+Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
+Rule 001 » If they want their money back, give it to them.
+%
+Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
+Rule 010 » Greed is dead.
+%
+Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
+Rule 021 » Never place profit before friendship.
+%
+Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
+Rule 022 » Latinum tarnishes, but family is forever.
+%
+Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
+Rule 023 » Money can never replace dignity.
+%
+Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
+Rule 285 » A good deed is its own reward.
+%
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