From e2b221eacf9be936421c0772b7e790b6079ff2a9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shlomi Fish Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2021 20:59:05 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] add a joke From https://www.ugg.li/there-are-three-kinds-of-lies-lies-damned-lies-and-benchmarks/ --- fortune-mod/datfiles/computers | 18 ++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 18 insertions(+) diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers b/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers index 93341d2..fbd9aef 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers @@ -5650,3 +5650,21 @@ build and install it like 5 times in a row. -- Nikita Prokopov -- https://tonsky.me/blog/disenchantment/ % +A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and +a genie appears. "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you +any wish, but only one wish." + +The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, "I'd want peace in the +Middle East." + +The genie responds, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting for +millenia. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits." + +The programmer then says, "Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots +of users. Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask +for sensible changes." + +At which point the genie responds, "Um, let me see that map again." + + -- https://is.gd/OcxEjz +% -- 2.40.0