From c81df3965f27395b3a0e39df5de0fc9cb31ecc05 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shlomi Fish Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:07:37 +0300 Subject: [PATCH] continue applying the debian datfiles.diff --- fortune-mod/datfiles/miscellaneous | 36 ++++++++++++++++++------------ 1 file changed, 22 insertions(+), 14 deletions(-) diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/miscellaneous b/fortune-mod/datfiles/miscellaneous index b4beb9d..96e48ee 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/miscellaneous +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/miscellaneous @@ -404,10 +404,10 @@ That is the point that must be reached. -- F. Kafka % Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. - -- H.H. Williams + -- H. H. Williams % General notions are generally wrong. - -- Lady M.W. Montagu + -- Lady M. W. Montagu % Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place to stand, and I will drain the world. @@ -421,7 +421,7 @@ Gloffing is a state of mine. Go 'way! You're bothering me! % Go away, I'm all right. - -- H.G. Wells' last words. + -- H. G. Wells' last words. % Go climb a gravity well! % @@ -728,7 +728,7 @@ If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else? If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit? % If the ends don't justify the means, then what does? - -- Robert Moses + -- Robert Moses % If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. @@ -845,7 +845,7 @@ It occurred to me lately that nothing has occurred to me lately. % It was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining, a breeze was blowing, the birds were singing, and the lawn mower was broken ... - --- James Dent + -- James Dent % It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day. Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it. I @@ -904,7 +904,7 @@ La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah. Lake Erie died for your sins. % Language is a virus from another planet. - -- William Burroughs + -- William Burroughs % Laughing at you is like drop-kicking a wounded humming bird. % @@ -938,7 +938,7 @@ Life is like an analogy. Life is not for everyone. % Life would be tolerable but for its amusements. - -- G.B. Shaw + -- G. B. Shaw % Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone. % @@ -973,7 +973,7 @@ Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self. Man who sleep in beer keg wake up sticky. % Marigold: Jealousy -Mint: Virute +Mint: Virtue Orange blossom: Your purity equals your loveliness Orchid: Beauty, magnificence Pansy: Thoughts @@ -1019,7 +1019,7 @@ Metermaids eat their young. Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! % Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. - -- Jean Cocteau + -- Jean Cocteau % Moebius strippers never show you their back side. % @@ -1086,7 +1086,7 @@ No yak too dirty; no dumpster too hollow. Nobody ever died from oven crude poisoning. % Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable. - -- M.J. 0'Donnell + -- M. J. 0'Donnell % Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades. % @@ -1162,7 +1162,7 @@ Peace be to this house, and all that dwell in it. Phone call for chucky-pooh. % Piece of cake! - -- G.S. Koblas + -- G. S. Koblas % Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe! Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past! @@ -1360,7 +1360,7 @@ The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used. % The day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning, and lo! now it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished. - -- H.D. Thoreau + -- H. D. Thoreau % The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. % @@ -1492,7 +1492,7 @@ There is nothing new except what has been forgotten. -- Marie Antoinette % There seems no plan because it is all plan. - -- C.S. Lewis + -- C. S. Lewis % There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse. @@ -1526,7 +1526,7 @@ This sentence no verb. % Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time. - -- A.E. Houseman + -- A. E. Houseman % Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little too early for anything you want to do. @@ -1757,3 +1757,11 @@ hills and have no blankets, no food. No one knows where they are...Hear me, my Chiefs!! I am tired: my heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more. Chief Joseph, (Nez Perce) % +[I]f you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an +excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right." + -- Paul Graham, "What You'll Wish You'd Known" +% +Whether your covers star a male or a female, I read your magazine for the +articles + -- Leo Costales, in "Outside July 2005" +% -- 2.40.0