From be9936db22953c661fec2a523d15349b0810a291 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shlomi Fish Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:38:09 +0300 Subject: [PATCH] continue applying the debian datfiles.diff --- fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/sex | 30 +++++++++++++------------- 1 file changed, 15 insertions(+), 15 deletions(-) diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/sex b/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/sex index 5c34b11..99c7847 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/sex +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/sex @@ -904,7 +904,7 @@ received a telegram from their sister. It read: A.I. hackers do it with robots. % AC/DC is a rock band. - -- Bisexuality, 101 + -- Bisexuality, 101 % Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse; but there's nothing quite like it... @@ -1465,7 +1465,7 @@ Confucious say: next spring. % Confucious say: - woman's irginity like balloon, one prick and all gone. + woman's virginity like balloon, one prick and all gone. % Conserve energy -- make love more slowly. % @@ -1789,7 +1789,7 @@ activity except you." "Well, gee, doesn't Louise count?" "Only to ten, Mudhead." - -- Firesign Theater + -- Firesign Theater % Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West @@ -1887,7 +1887,7 @@ attempts... though it is doubtful that he was so sexually carnivorous as the Christian and Jewish Adam, who, rabbinical interpreters of the Old Testament tell us, had intercourse with every creature before God finally hit upon the idea of woman and created Eve. - -- R.E. Masters + -- R. E. Masters % Having lost his potency years before, the octogenarian was desperate to satisfy his new 18-year-old wife. He visited a gypsy woman with magical @@ -1978,7 +1978,7 @@ Hello, children!! the ******** ******* *** into six or seven pairs. % Help! I'm a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body! - -- Bisexuality, 101 + -- Bisexuality, 101 % Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her. % @@ -2154,7 +2154,7 @@ I'm for bringing back the birch, but only for consenting adults. % I'm for peace -- I've yet to see a man wake up in the morning and say "I've just had a good war." - -- Mae West + -- Mae West % I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French @@ -2223,7 +2223,7 @@ masturbate. If sex is a pain in the ass, you may be doing it wrong. % If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? - -- Bette Midler + -- Bette Midler % If they can't take a joke, then fuck 'em. @@ -2402,7 +2402,7 @@ doesn't anybody fuck anymore?" Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. % Love comes in spurts. - --Devo, "Please Please" + -- Devo, "Please Please" % Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit. % @@ -2415,7 +2415,7 @@ Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever. % Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin -- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - -- S.J. Perelman + -- S. J. Perelman % Love is the answer; but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. @@ -2442,7 +2442,7 @@ lose interest. -- Professor Irwin Corey % Masturbation is the thinking man's television. - -- Christopher Hampton + -- Christopher Hampton % Masturbation! The amazing availability of it! -- James Joyce @@ -3248,10 +3248,10 @@ are unimportant. -- Henry Miller % Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. - -- M.C. Reed + -- M. C. Reed % Sex is the poor man's opera. - -- G.B. Shaw + -- G. B. Shaw % Sex is what women have and men want. % @@ -3728,7 +3728,7 @@ The pleasure is transitory, the cost prohibitive, and the position ridiculous. -- Disraeli, on sex % The plural of spouse is spice. - -- R.A. Heinlein + -- R. A. Heinlein % The police were investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 11th story office. His @@ -4554,7 +4554,7 @@ hardest. % You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside. - -- Heathcote Williams + -- Heathcote Williams % You might get caught holding the bag. Say she's your sister. % @@ -4596,5 +4596,5 @@ via the "if it looks like a vagina, don't put your penis in it" method, which is significantly more effective. % Cryo-necro-bestial-sodomy? You can do that at the grocery store. - --Anonymous UCSD Physics Ph.D. candidate. + -- Anonymous UCSD Physics Ph.D. candidate. % -- 2.40.0