From bc722450606178a562322ead48a6de01682436d3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shlomi Fish Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2021 07:06:42 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] remove some copies of duplicates. The same cookie existed in two different places ( possibly with small variations ) --- fortune-mod/datfiles/linux | 21 +++++++++++++- fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie | 48 -------------------------------- 2 files changed, 20 insertions(+), 49 deletions(-) diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux index eb72e77..8a7e5d6 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux @@ -107,7 +107,7 @@ We are MicroSoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. -- Attributed to B.G., Gill Bates % Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux - -- unknown source + -- Unknown source % Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy. The phrase was "Divide and conquer" not "Divide and cock up" @@ -1876,3 +1876,22 @@ World domination. Fast -- Linus Torvalds ( Unsourced ) % +Actually, typing random strings in the Finder does the equivalent of +filename completion. + -- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands: file + completion vs. the Mac Finder. +% +Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive should be forced to write 5000 lines of +code using nothing but vi or emacs. AAAAACK! +(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands, especially +Emacs.) +% +It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. + + -- Matt Welsh +% +There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica, so there's no gain in using a +threaded news reader. + + -- Unknown source +% diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie index 8eeb4aa..005f3bf 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie @@ -1,60 +1,18 @@ -Actually, typing random strings in the Finder does the equivalent of -filename completion. - -- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands: file - completion vs. the Mac Finder. -% -"All language designers are arrogant. Goes with the territory..." -(By Larry Wall) -% -Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive should be forced to write 5000 lines of -code using nothing but vi or emacs. AAAAACK! -(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands, especially -Emacs.) -% -"Are [Linux users] lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of -reliable, well-engineered commercial software?" -(By Matt Welsh) -% -Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux -(Unknown source) -% -"It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God." -(By Matt Welsh) -% linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste (ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on T-shirts in '93) % Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste. (By komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu, Mark Komarinski) % -"Linux: the operating system with a CLUE... -Command Line User Environment". -(seen in a posting in comp.software.testing) -% 'Mounten' wird fuer drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde, 'einklinken' von Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, nun, 'besteigen' beim Sex. (Christa Keil in a German posting: "Mounting is used for three things: climbing on a horse, linking in a hard disk unit in data systems, and, well, mounting during sex".) % -"Note that if I can get you to \"su and say\" something just by asking, -you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should -look into it." -(By Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 installation notes) -% "On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT" (Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com) % -There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica, so there's no gain in using a -threaded news reader. -(Unknown source) -% -quit When the quit statement is read, the bc processor - is terminated, regardless of where the quit state- - ment is found. For example, "if (0 == 1) quit" - will cause bc to terminate. -(Seen in the manpage for "bc". Note the "if" statement's logic) -% Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only be able to drive backwards with the handbrake on. (Unknown source) @@ -116,12 +74,6 @@ noted exceptions: being struck by lightning, or worse, your *computer* being struck by lightning." (By Matt Welsh) % -"Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and am blinded by a bright, white -light. It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. In -a booming voice, He says: "THIS IS A SIGN. USE LINUX, THE FREE UNIX SYSTEM -FOR THE 386." -(Matt Welsh) -% "We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds." (Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amsterdam Linux Symposium) -- 2.40.0