From b88bce18e871ff10a225de3b25e6724f9dec67e6 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: mathew Date: Fri, 12 Jan 2018 14:48:50 -0600 Subject: [PATCH] Add "disclaimer" data file --- fortune-mod/CMakeLists.txt | 1 + fortune-mod/cookie-files | 2 + fortune-mod/datfiles/disclaimer | 580 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 3 files changed, 583 insertions(+) create mode 100644 fortune-mod/datfiles/disclaimer diff --git a/fortune-mod/CMakeLists.txt b/fortune-mod/CMakeLists.txt index 01362e5..e76b1f4 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/CMakeLists.txt +++ b/fortune-mod/CMakeLists.txt @@ -185,6 +185,7 @@ SET (COOKIES computers cookie definitions + disclaimer drugs education ethnic diff --git a/fortune-mod/cookie-files b/fortune-mod/cookie-files index 3ecc38d..620a50c 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/cookie-files +++ b/fortune-mod/cookie-files @@ -30,6 +30,8 @@ cookie : Cookie file from Karl Lehenbauer's postings to alt.sources definitions : It ought to be all the 'definitions,' but what it really is, is all the definitions that have a first line ending with a colon. +disclaimer : Disclaimer texts found on products and advertisements. + Work well after corporate mandated login banners. drugs : Alcohol and cigarettes, mostly. Legal chemicals. education : Schools, teachers, and scholarship, mostly not complimentary. ethnic : Jokes that are about groups of people, but aren't making diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/disclaimer b/fortune-mod/datfiles/disclaimer new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9640126 --- /dev/null +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/disclaimer @@ -0,0 +1,580 @@ +15% gratuity added for parties over 8. +% +If you suspect that this message may have been intercepted or amended, +please call the sender. +% +30 day money back guarantee minus shipping, 10% restocking charge, and 7% +cancellation charge. +% +98% lean. +% +All rights reserved. +% +All celebrity voices impersonated. +% +All international orders must be accompanied by payment in U. S. funds. +% +All models over 18 years of age. +% +All names listed are proprietary trademarks of their respective corporations. +% +Allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery. +% +Always wear your seat belt. +% +Any reproduction or redistribution of the Software not in accordance with the +License Agreement is expressly prohibited by law, and may result in severe +civil and criminal penalties. +% +Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. +% +Apply only to affected area. +% +Approved for veterans. +% +As seen on TV. +% +At participating locations only. +% +Available while quantities last. +% +Availability is limited. +% +Avoid contact with eyes. +% +Avoid contact with skin. +% +Batteries not included. +% +Best if used before date on carton. +% +Be sure each item is properly endorsed. +% +Beware of dog. +% +Blackout restrictions apply. +% +Blend until smooth. +% +Booths for two or more. +% +Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. +% +Buckle up! +% +Call for details. +% +Call toll free number before digging. +% +Check here if tax deductible. +% +Check your local listings. +% +Cleanse area thoroughly before applying. +% +Close cover before striking. +% +Closed weekends and holidays. +% +Colors may fade. +% +Colors may fade in time. +% +Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car and may +cause health problems. +% +Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. +% +Contains no artificial colors or ingredients. +% +Contents may settle during shipment. +% +May cause drowsiness. +% +Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. +% +Contest void where prohibited by law. +% +Danger: do not shake. +% +Dealer prices may vary. +% +Do not try this at home. +% +Do not flush. +% +These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. +% +Substantial risk of electric shock. +% +Does not include installation. +% +Do not apply to broken skin. +% +Do not attempt this in your home. +% +Do not cut switchbacks. +% +Do not disturb. +% +Do not drink and drive. +% +Do not dry clean. +% +Do not exceed recommended dosage. +% +Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. +% +Do not incinerate: contents under pressure. +% +Do not open shrink-wrap until you have read and agreed to the conditions +contained within. +% +Do not pick the flowers. +% +Do not remove tag under penalty of law. +% +Do not stamp. +% +Do not use if foil seal is broken. +% +Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery. +% +Do not write below this line. +% +Do not write in this space. +% +Driver does not carry cash. +% +Serving suggestion. +% +Made with real ingredients. +% +Drop in any mailbox. +% +Dry clean only. +% +Edited for television. +% +Employees and their families are not eligible. +% +Employees must wash hands before returning to work. +% +Exact change only. +% +Falling rock. +% +Federal law prohibits dispensing without a prescription. +% +Filmed before a live audience. +% +First pull up, then pull down. +% +For best results, follow directions carefully. +% +For external use only. +% +For internal use only. +% +Formatted to fit your screen. +% +For office use only. +% +For off-road use only. +% +For recreational use only. +% +For reservations, call your travel agent. +% +Freshest if eaten before date on carton. +% +From concentrate. +% +If condition persists, consult your physician. +% +If not completely satisfied, return for full refund of purchase price. +% +If rash develops, discontinue use. +% +List current at time of printing. +% +If redness or swelling develop, consult physician promptly. +% +Illegally parked cars will be towed at owner's expense. +% +In specially marked packages only. +% +Inspired by a true story. +% +Keep away from edge. +% +Keep away from fire or flame. +% +Keep cool. +% +Keep cool; process promptly. +% +Keep hands and feet away from moving parts at all times. +% +Keep out of reach of children. +% +Keep out of the sunlight. +% +Keep refrigerated. +% +Keep this and all chemicals out of the reach of children. +% +Limitations on coverage and remedies apply. +% +Limited delivery area. +% +Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. +% +List at least two alternate dates. +% +List each check separately by bank number. +% +List was current at time of printing. +% +Lost ticket pays maximum rate. +% +Many suitcases look alike. +% +May be too intense for some viewers. +% +May explode if improperly recharged. +% +May not be reproduced, in whole or in part, by any means, mechanical or +electronic, except for brief excerpts for the purpose of inclusion in reviews. +% +Membership dues are not refundable. +% +Merchandise can be shipped only upon receipt of payment. +% +Might not be suitable for persons suffering from weak hearts. +% +Minimum charge for booths. +% +Misuse may cause suffocation. +% +Monitor not included. +% +Motorized vehicles only. +% +Must be over 18. +% +Must be over 21. +% +Must be under 48 inches in height. +% +New customers only. +% +Licensed and bonded. +% +No alcohol, dogs or horses. +% +No anchovies unless otherwise specified. +% +No animals were injured. +% +Monitored by the American Human Association. +% +No campfires allowed. +% +Do not use or store near heat or open flame. +% +Will stain. +% +Disposable, use only once. +% +Causes moderate eye irritation. +% +No Canadian coins. +% +No foreign coins. +% +No lifeguard on duty. +% +No motorized vehicles allowed. +% +No other warranty expressed or implied. +% +No passes accepted for this engagement. +% +No passing. +% +No passing zone. +% +No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. +% +No purchase necessary. +% +No running on pool deck. +% +No shirt, no shoes, no service. +% +No solicitors. +% +No stopping or standing. +% +Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. +% +Not a flying toy. +% +Celebrity voices impersonated. +% +Not exactly as shown. +% +Not for human consumption. +% +Not from concentrate. +% +No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. +% +May contain nuts. +% +Not recommended for children. +% +Not responsible for lost or stolen articles. +% +Not responsible for merchandise left over 30 days. +% +Not responsible for typographical errors. +% +Not valid with other offers or specials. +% +Other restrictions may apply. +% +May not be combined with other discounts. +% +Obey all traffic laws. +% +Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. +% +Offer limited to residents of the contiguous United States. +% +Offer may end without notice. +% +Offer void where prohibited by law. +% +One size fits all. +% +Opened for inspection. +% +Orders subject to approval. +% +Package sold by weight, not volume. +% +Pass with care. +% +Pay toll ahead. +% +Penalty for private use. +% +Place stamp here. +% +Please come again. +% +Please read the prospectus carefully before you invest or send money. +% +Please recycle. +% +Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. +% +Portions not affecting outcome have been edited for broadcast. +% +Positively no smoking. +% +Postage will be paid by addressee. +% +Post no bills. +% +Post office will not deliver without proper postage. +% +Prerecorded for this time zone. +% +Prevent forest fires. +% +Price does not include taxes. +% +Prices higher in Alaska and Hawaii. +% +Prices subject to change without notice. +% +Printed on recycled paper. +% +Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. +% +Process promptly. +% +Professional driver on closed track. +% +Management is not responsible for loss or damage. +% +Professional sample - not for sale. +% +Protect from light. +% +Read terms and conditions. +% +Read the fine print. +% +Reapply as necessary. +% +Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. +% +Replace with same type. +% +Restaurant package, not for resale. +% +Results are not typical. +% +Results vary by individual. +% +Returns for store credit only. +% +Sales tax applies. +% +Sanitized for your protection. +% +See label for sequence. +% +See other side for additional listings. +% +See store for details. +% +Sell by date stamped on bottom. +% +Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope. +% +Shading within a garment may occur. +% +Shake well before using. +% +Shipping not included. +% +Show night or time may vary in your market. +% +Shut off engine before fueling. +% +Sign here without admitting guilt. +% +Simulated picture. +% +Slippery when wet. +% +Some assembly required. +% +Some equipment shown is optional. +% +Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification +purposes only. +% +Some optional equipment shown. +% +Some restrictions may apply. +% +Some settling may occur. +% +Some stirring may be necessary to achieve proper consistency. +% +Space is limited. +% +Special engagement; 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