From 4cffe62e8ccf173c92127986a4bef52dcd1f56ee Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shlomi Fish Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2021 16:22:16 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] Add fortune cookies to fortune-mod. Possible sources: * https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/ . * https://github.com/shlomif/shlomif-email-signature/ * https://github.com/JKirchartz/fortunes --- fortune-mod/datfiles/computers | 23 +++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 23 insertions(+) diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers b/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers index fbd9aef..be8c50b 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers @@ -5667,4 +5667,27 @@ for sensible changes." At which point the genie responds, "Um, let me see that map again." -- https://is.gd/OcxEjz +% + sleeper: why are people obsessed with one-liners? + It takes 3 lines - OMG what a disaster! + rindolf: newline prices went up again + Botje: I buy my newlines in the black market + Botje: again? drat. + * Botje reports rindolf to the newline police + Botje: I know about an... (underground) operation going on + to pirate newlines. + Botje: I bribed a few cops in the newline police, but nice + try. + Botje: Some crazy guys are trying to free newlines from + patents! They want to rid the market! + * cursor gets called up to serve in the newline jury + I think we need to start a campaign to lift all + restrictions off newlines. + rindolf: La Resistance lives on!\n + I already stockpiled millions of newlines + Botje: We can have the one-liners destroyed by sundown + Not destroyed, but... TURNED INTO TWO-LINERS! Mwuhahaha! + + -- The Cost of Newlines + -- #perl, Freenode % -- 2.40.0