From 481bae2f4cba1cf90bc334ccd8122f7475c160be Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shlomi Fish Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:51:58 +0300 Subject: [PATCH] continue applying the debian datfiles.diff --- fortune-mod/datfiles/men-women | 28 ++++++++++++++-------------- 1 file changed, 14 insertions(+), 14 deletions(-) diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/men-women b/fortune-mod/datfiles/men-women index 5e8f773..0ef7694 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/men-women +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/men-women @@ -958,7 +958,7 @@ for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats. For two months, the father stands stiff, without food, blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing the egg on his feet. After the little penguin is hatched, the mother sees fit to come home. - -- L.M. Boyd, "Austin American-Statesman" + -- L. M. Boyd, "Austin American-Statesman" % He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle. % @@ -1045,7 +1045,7 @@ people waiting to abuse me." I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities. - -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988. + -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. % I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up. -- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters. @@ -1166,7 +1166,7 @@ Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had. -- Brenda Starr % I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - -- W.C. Fields + -- W. C. Fields % I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did. % @@ -1360,7 +1360,7 @@ dessert she wants. The dessert she wants is contained within yours. % It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. - -- H.L. Mencken + -- H. L. Mencken % It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. -- Maimie Van Doren @@ -1508,7 +1508,7 @@ Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. -- Dr. Karl Bowman % Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - -- H.L. Mencken + -- H. L. Mencken % Love makes fools, marriage cuckolds, and patriotism malevolent imbeciles. -- Paul Leautaud, "Passe-temps" @@ -1610,10 +1610,10 @@ don't mind... % Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier. - -- H.L. Mencken + -- H. L. Mencken % Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs. - -- E.W. Howe + -- E. W. Howe % Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food. % @@ -1657,7 +1657,7 @@ Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. -- Lazarus Long % Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses. - -- H.H. Munro + -- H. H. Munro % ... most of us learned about love the hard way. Even warnings are probably useless, for somehow, despite the severest warnings of parents and friends, @@ -1704,7 +1704,7 @@ no hatred so intense or immovable as that of woman for woman. % No man can have a reasonable opinion of women until he has long lost interest in hair restorers. - -- Austin O'Malley + -- Austin O'Malley % No modern woman with a grain of sense ever sends little notes to an unmarried man -- not until she is married, anyway. @@ -1943,7 +1943,7 @@ The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdain; he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father. - -- H.L. Mencken + -- H. L. Mencken % The best man for the job is often a woman. % @@ -1995,7 +1995,7 @@ The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. % The happiest time of a person's life is after his first divorce. - -- J.K. Galbraith + -- J. K. Galbraith % The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love. @@ -2167,7 +2167,7 @@ bags! I just won the California lottery!" of the house by dinner!" % 'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. - -- H.L. Mencken + -- H. L. Mencken % To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand more from her? You don't want a rose to sing. @@ -2346,7 +2346,7 @@ continuously until death do them part. -- George Bernard Shaw % When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - -- H.L. Mencken, "Sententiae" + -- H. L. Mencken, "Sententiae" % When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues. @@ -2414,7 +2414,7 @@ Women are just like men, only different. % Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. - -- W.C. Fields + -- W. C. Fields % Women are not much, but they are the best other sex we have. -- Herold -- 2.40.0