From 0a9c2e81b9acb00eeed517947b929f1b5b054e3e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shlomi Fish Date: Wed, 8 Mar 2017 17:17:32 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] Correct typos. --- fortune-mod/datfiles/linux | 6 +++--- fortune-mod/datfiles/songs-poems | 2 +- 2 files changed, 4 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux index 274ada2..e4d3571 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux @@ -945,13 +945,13 @@ You: It allows you to modify you settings, for networking, User: Whoa! Layman's terms, please! You: It changes stuff. User: That's what I'm looking for! What can it change? -You: This part change IP forwarding. It allows ... +You: This part changes IP forwarding. It allows ... User: Simplify, simplify! What can it do for ME? You: Nothing, until you understand it. User: Well it makes me uncomfortable. It looks so technical; Get rid of it, I want a system *I* can understand. You: But... -User: Hey, who's system is this anyway? +User: Hey, whose system is this anyway? You: (... rm this, rm that, rm /etc/* ...) "All done." -- Kevin M. Bealer % @@ -964,7 +964,7 @@ too long Im going to release a 2.0.24unoff and he can sound off all he likes. -- Alan Cox % -All the existing 2.0.x kernels are to buggy for 2.1.x to be the +All the existing 2.0.x kernels are too buggy for 2.1.x to be the main goal. -- Alan Cox % diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/songs-poems b/fortune-mod/datfiles/songs-poems index ab3edbe..bab9304 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/songs-poems +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/songs-poems @@ -4403,7 +4403,7 @@ I Wanted Your Hand in Marriage but All I Got Was the Finger % Proposed Country & Western Song Titles She Ain't Much to See, but She Looks Good Through the Bottom of a Glass -If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Who's I'd Find On You +If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Whose I'd Find On You I'm Ashamed to be Here, but Not Ashamed Enough to Leave It's Commode Huggin' Time In The Valley If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put It Next to My Ex-wife's Heart -- 2.40.0