From: Shlomi Fish Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2021 07:58:58 +0000 (+0200) Subject: Merged linuxcookie into "linux". X-Git-Tag: fortune-mod-3.8.0~6 X-Git-Url: https://granicus.if.org/sourcecode?a=commitdiff_plain;h=f41f7b02f478f4e8e29d70b91274ce52d3d4342f;p=fortune-mod Merged linuxcookie into "linux". See: https://github.com/shlomif/fortune-mod/issues/57 --- diff --git a/fortune-mod/CMakeLists.txt b/fortune-mod/CMakeLists.txt index 13f8e31..4d8cd82 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/CMakeLists.txt +++ b/fortune-mod/CMakeLists.txt @@ -302,7 +302,6 @@ SET (COOKIES humorists kids law - linuxcookie literature love magic diff --git a/fortune-mod/cookie-files b/fortune-mod/cookie-files index cf594c2..1d49ee4 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/cookie-files +++ b/fortune-mod/cookie-files @@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ kids : Real advice and cynical observations on children, parenting, and family life. law : Stupid laws, stupider lawyers. *No* joke about a lawyer is *ever* offensive (except to lawyers, and who cares?). -linuxcookie : From the collection at ftp.icce.rug.nl. Linux-related. +linux : From the collection at ftp.icce.rug.nl. Linux-related. It probably ought to go in with 'computers,' but it's archived separately, so I'm keeping it separate. literature : Mostly classic authors; a few newbies. And Bulwer-Lytton. diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux index b3b9343..e196c1e 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux @@ -396,15 +396,15 @@ If it breaks then you get to keep both pieces. % 'Mounten' wird für drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde, 'einklinken' von Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, nun, 'besteigen' beim Sex. + +'Mounting' is used for three things: climbing on a horse, linking in a +hard disk unit in data systems, and, well, mounting during sex. + -- Christa Keil % Manchmal stehe nachts auf und installier's mir einfach... -- H0arry @ IRC % -'Mounting' is used for three things: climbing on a horse, linking in a -hard disk unit in data systems, and, well, mounting during sex. - -- Christa Keil -% We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours! -- Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan % @@ -994,8 +994,9 @@ S: Buried alive in email Netscape is not a newsreader, and probably never shall be. -- Tom Christiansen % -I think it's time to remove Qt and Qt-derived applications from the distributon. -By distributing it, we only encourage authors to create restrictive licenses. +I think it's time to remove Qt and Qt-derived applications from the +distribution. By distributing it, we only encourage authors to create +restrictive licenses. -- Bruce Perens % If someone can point me to a good and _FREE_ backup software that keeps diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie deleted file mode 100644 index b14d455..0000000 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie +++ /dev/null @@ -1,12 +0,0 @@ -'Mounten' wird fuer drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde, 'einklinken' -von Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, nun, 'besteigen' beim Sex. -(Christa Keil in a German posting: "Mounting is used for three things: -climbing on a horse, linking in a hard disk unit in data systems, and, well, -mounting during sex".) -% -"On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT" -(Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com) -% -Why use Windows, since there is a door? -(By fachat@galileo.rhein-neckar.de, Andre Fachat) -%