From: Shlomi Fish Date: Wed, 16 Sep 2020 10:24:47 +0000 (+0300) Subject: add the reddit/"is cheating" quote X-Git-Tag: fortune-mod-3.0.0~2 X-Git-Url: https://granicus.if.org/sourcecode?a=commitdiff_plain;h=d2c967ef06d7845189e8e2a9eb188987ee19fd4e;p=fortune-mod add the reddit/"is cheating" quote --- diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists b/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists index cb16943..974473d 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists @@ -464,6 +464,23 @@ I thought there was something fishy about the butler. Probably a Pisces, working for scale. -- Firesign Theatre, "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger" % +I thought using loops was cheating so I programmed my own samples. Then I +thought using samples was cheating so I recorded real drums. + +I then thought that programming it was cheating so I learnt to play drums for +real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating so I learnt to make my +own. + +I then thought that using pre-made skins was cheating so I killed a goat and +skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat +from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating but I'm not sure where to go +from here. I haven't made any music lately, what with the goat farming and +all. + + -- Pagan-za + -- Reddit reply to "Do you ever feel like you're cheating by + using sample packs?" ( https://is.gd/FbsfS6 ) +% I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes.