From: Tristan Batchler Date: Fri, 9 Apr 2021 23:18:30 +0000 (+1000) Subject: Move blonde riddle to off X-Git-Tag: fortune-mod-3.6.0~3 X-Git-Url: https://granicus.if.org/sourcecode?a=commitdiff_plain;h=9a1dfeb2edd4fbca6cab2774ac251cafc9d65cad;p=fortune-mod Move blonde riddle to off --- diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/riddles b/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/riddles index a33cf2d..a9e4555 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/riddles +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/riddles @@ -1109,3 +1109,9 @@ A: It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the Russians take the Ukrainians by the hand; the Ukranians take the Uzbeks by the hand; and they all go and beat up the Jews. % +Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? +A: A dope ring. + +Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? +A: To cover up the valve stem. +% diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/riddles b/fortune-mod/datfiles/riddles index 5213c84..b30d270 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/riddles +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/riddles @@ -315,12 +315,6 @@ A: The impossible dream. Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? A: The same middle name. % -Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? -A: A dope ring. - -Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? -A: To cover up the valve stem. -% Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: Diyathinkhesaurus.