From: Shlomi Fish <shlomif@shlomifish.org>
Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:17:12 +0000 (+0300)
Subject: continue applying the debian datfiles.diff
X-Git-Tag: fortune-mod-2.6.0~21
X-Git-Url: https://granicus.if.org/sourcecode?a=commitdiff_plain;h=7af09707c44d305bf192d11ef09ebb2693bf167c;p=fortune-mod

continue applying the debian datfiles.diff
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diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/black-humor b/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/black-humor
index 2c17575..ef3bf66 100644
--- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/black-humor
+++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/black-humor
@@ -213,7 +213,7 @@ spider is suing you for damages.
 %
 At social gatherings, I would amuse everyone by standing uponst the
 coffee table and striking meself repeatedly upon the head with a brick.
-		-- H.R. Gumby
+		-- H. R. Gumby
 %
 "Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think
 Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
@@ -315,7 +315,7 @@ W.C.:	Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of
 	to sleep with her head in a safe.  She died in Bolivia.
 Don:	Oh Bill, it must be hard to lose a relative.
 W.C.:	It's almost impossible.
-		-- W.C. Fields, "The Further Adventures of Larson E.
+		-- W. C. Fields, "The Further Adventures of Larson E.
 		   Whipsnade and other Tarradiddles"
 %
 Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
@@ -711,7 +711,7 @@ a customer.  "Let me wrap your head in a towel."
 my arm."
 %
 I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
-		-- W.C. Fields
+		-- W. C. Fields
 %
 IF A KID ASKS YOU where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him
 is, "God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing
@@ -720,7 +720,7 @@ to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
 %
 If every kid had a funny tooth to bite down on whenever the world disappointed
 him, prussic acid could solve our population problems in one generation.
-		-- G.C. Edmonson's Albert, "The Man Who Corrupted Earth"
+		-- G. C. Edmonson's Albert, "The Man Who Corrupted Earth"
 %
 ... If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with
 the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls
@@ -752,8 +752,9 @@ If you look rather casual with the knife when you flick it open, people
 don't like it.
 		-- Gerry Youghkins
 %
-If you love something set it free.  If it doesn't come back to you,
-hunt it down and kill it.
+If you love something, set it free.
+If it comes back to you, it'll be yours forever.
+If it doesn't, hunt it down and shoot it with an AK 47
 %
 "If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw."
 		-- W. C. Fields
@@ -1447,7 +1448,7 @@ showed that all had these things in common:
 	Mommy, "that I was saving for Christmas dinner."
 
 "Testicles, testicles," said Daddy.  "A man gets tired of testicles."
-		-- L.L. Zeiger
+		-- L. L. Zeiger
 %
 The sooner all the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find their money.
 		-- Ed Bluestone, The National Lampoon