From: Shlomi Fish Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2021 13:32:48 +0000 (+0200) Subject: remove some copies of duplicates. X-Git-Tag: fortune-mod-3.8.0~27 X-Git-Url: https://granicus.if.org/sourcecode?a=commitdiff_plain;h=6ad3575b41a2e3555dd697809ae0659d5d7ba214;p=fortune-mod remove some copies of duplicates. The same cookie existed in two different places ( possibly with small variations ) --- diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux index 2eae4f5..82f16eb 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux @@ -468,7 +468,7 @@ Now, it we had this sort of thing: ...you'd have a lot of dead people at intersections, and traffic jams you wouldn't believe... - -- Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands + -- Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands, comp.os.linux.misc % Not me, guy. I read the Bash man page each day like a Jehovah's Witness reads the Bible. No wait, the Bash man page IS the bible. Excuse me... @@ -491,7 +491,7 @@ Surely, Linus is talking about the kind of idiocy that others aspire to :-). -- Bruce Perens in response to Linus Torvalds's % Never make any mistaeks. - -- Anonymous, in a mail discussion about to a kernel bug report + -- Anonymous, in a mail discussion about a kernel bug report % +#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI) + /* diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie index 0ac568b..46e5445 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie @@ -21,101 +21,30 @@ Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux "It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God." (By Matt Welsh) % -"...[Linux's] capacity to talk via any medium except smoke signals." -(By Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center) -% linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste (ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on T-shirts in '93) % Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste. (By komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu, Mark Komarinski) % -linux: the choice of a GNU generation -(ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in '93) -% "Linux: the operating system with a CLUE... Command Line User Environment". (seen in a posting in comp.software.testing) % -lp1 on fire -(One of the more obfuscated kernel messages) -% -Microsoft is not the answer. -Microsoft is the question. -NO (or Linux) is the answer. -(Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown) -% 'Mounten' wird fuer drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde, 'einklinken' von Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, nun, 'besteigen' beim Sex. (Christa Keil in a German posting: "Mounting is used for three things: climbing on a horse, linking in a hard disk unit in data systems, and, well, mounting during sex".) % -"MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years -of careful development." -(By dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca) -% -"Never make any mistaeks." -(Anonymous, in a mail discussion about to a kernel bug report.) -% -> No manual is ever necessary. -May I politely interject here: BULLSHIT. That's the biggest Apple lie of all! -(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces.) -% -Not me, guy. I read the Bash man page each day like a Jehovah's Witness reads -the Bible. No wait, the Bash man page IS the bible. Excuse me... -(More on confusing aliases, taken from comp.os.linux.misc) -% "Note that if I can get you to \"su and say\" something just by asking, you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should look into it." (By Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 installation notes) % -Now I know someone out there is going to claim, "Well then, UNIX is intuitive, -because you only need to learn 5000 commands, and then everything else follows -from that! Har har har!" -(Andy Bates in comp.os.linux.misc, on "intuitive interfaces", slightly -defending Macs.) -% -Now, it we had this sort of thing: - yield -a for yield to all traffic - yield -t for yield to trucks - yield -f for yield to people walking (yield foot) - yield -d t* for yield on days starting with t -...you'd have a lot of dead people at intersections, and traffic jams you -wouldn't believe... -(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.) -% "On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT" (Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com) % -Once upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and saw that it was -good. After typing cp on his DOS machine at home, he downloaded GNU's -unix tools ported to DOS and installed them. He rm'd, cp'd, and mv'd -happily for many days, and upon finding elvis, he vi'd and was happy. After -a long day at work (on a Unix box) he came home, started editing a file, -and couldn't figure out why he couldn't suspend vi (w/ ctrl-z) to do -a compile. -(By ewt@tipper.oit.unc.edu (Erik Troan) -% -> > Other than the fact Linux has a cool name, could someone explain why I -> > should use Linux over BSD? -> -> No. That's it. The cool name, that is. We worked very hard on -> creating a name that would appeal to the majority of people, and it -> certainly paid off: thousands of people are using linux just to be able -> to say "OS/2? Hah. I've got Linux. What a cool name". 386BSD made the -> mistake of putting a lot of numbers and weird abbreviations into the -> name, and is scaring away a lot of people just because it sounds too -> technical. -(Linus Torvalds' follow-up to a question about Linux) -% -Personally, I think my choice in the mostest-superlative-computer wars has to -be the HP-48 series of calculators. They'll run almost anything. And if they -can't, while I'll just plug a Linux box into the serial port and load up the -HP-48 VT-100 emulator. -(By jdege@winternet.com, Jeff Dege) -% There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica, so there's no gain in using a threaded news reader. (Unknown source) @@ -141,10 +70,6 @@ Sigh. I like to think it's just the Linux people who want to be on the "leading edge" so bad they walk right off the precipice. (Craig E. Groeschel) % -The chat program is in public domain. This is not the GNU public license. If -it breaks then you get to keep both pieces. -(Copyright notice for the chat program) -% > The day people think linux would be better served by somebody else (FSF > being the natural alternative), I'll "abdicate". I don't think that > it's something people have to worry about right now - I don't see it