From: Shlomi Fish Date: Sat, 2 Apr 2016 20:00:31 +0000 (+0300) Subject: Apply patch to fix typos from Mageia Cauldron. X-Git-Tag: fortune-mod-1.99.3~63 X-Git-Url: https://granicus.if.org/sourcecode?a=commitdiff_plain;h=6a57675e781eb7711b564eea009a039fc3461483;p=fortune-mod Apply patch to fix typos from Mageia Cauldron. The patch was written by me (= Shlomi Fish). --- diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/cookie b/fortune-mod/datfiles/cookie index 181a704..24af168 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/cookie +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/cookie @@ -473,7 +473,7 @@ The fancy is indeed no other than a mode of memory emancipated from the order of space and time. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge % What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens. --- Bengamin Disraeli +-- Benjamin Disraeli % Nothing in progression can rest on its original plan. We may as well think of rocking a grown man in the cradle of an infant. -- Edmund Burke diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/knghtbrd b/fortune-mod/datfiles/knghtbrd index ae38f9f..15450ae 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/knghtbrd +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/knghtbrd @@ -1256,7 +1256,7 @@ excellent customer service today?" no it doesn't => % -"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's +"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." -- Albert Einstein % diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/men-women b/fortune-mod/datfiles/men-women index a9c0da9..41aabd0 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/men-women +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/men-women @@ -1403,7 +1403,7 @@ It's the good girls who keep the diaries, the bad girls never have the time. It's the theory of Jess Birnbaum, of Time magazine, that women with bad legs should stick to long skirts because they cover a multitude of shins. % - Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside. + Joe sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. "Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make before I go. I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe... diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/sex b/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/sex index 5e1933d..7b001a3 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/sex +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/sex @@ -2754,7 +2754,7 @@ on their fat asses not doing a thing. One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he exercised all day. Stanley said, "Look, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant and when the right time comes, I am going to be that one." -A few days later, the all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter, and they +A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter, and they knew that it was getting to be their time to go. They were released abruptly and, sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far ahead of all the others. All of a sudden, Stanley stopped, turned around, and began to swim back with diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/zippy b/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/zippy index 2b5f153..772a66d 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/zippy +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/off/unrotated/zippy @@ -426,7 +426,7 @@ I like your SNOOPY POSTER!! -- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC. We're going away now. I fed the cat. % -I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in +I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized all the WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in 1965!! % I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!! diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/zippy b/fortune-mod/datfiles/zippy index 6869d81..9f20215 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/zippy +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/zippy @@ -426,7 +426,7 @@ I like your SNOOPY POSTER!! -- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC. We're going away now. I fed the cat. % -I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in +I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized all the WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in 1965!! % I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!!