From: Shlomi Fish Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2021 05:53:50 +0000 (+0200) Subject: remove some copies of duplicates. X-Git-Tag: fortune-mod-3.8.0~10 X-Git-Url: https://granicus.if.org/sourcecode?a=commitdiff_plain;h=52aa99d1267b006cb03a22ce04fc40c401cbab52;p=fortune-mod remove some copies of duplicates. The same cookie existed in two different places ( possibly with small variations ) --- diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux index 8a7e5d6..30fff0d 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux @@ -1895,3 +1895,13 @@ threaded news reader. -- Unknown source % +Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only +be able to drive backwards with the handbrake on. + + -- Unknown source +% +The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a +dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. + + -- Arno Schaefer's .sig +% diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie index 005f3bf..08524b4 100644 --- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie +++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linuxcookie @@ -13,43 +13,6 @@ mounting during sex".) "On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT" (Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com) % -Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only -be able to drive backwards with the handbrake on. -(Unknown source) -% -"sic transit discus mundi" -(From the System Administrator's Guide, by Lars Wirzenius) -% -Sigh. I like to think it's just the Linux people who want to be on -the "leading edge" so bad they walk right off the precipice. -(Craig E. Groeschel) -% -> The day people think linux would be better served by somebody else (FSF -> being the natural alternative), I'll "abdicate". I don't think that -> it's something people have to worry about right now - I don't see it -> happening in the near future. I enjoy doing linux, even though it does -> mean some work, and I haven't gotten any complaints (some almost timid -> reminders about a patch I have forgotten or ignored, but nothing -> negative so far). -> -> Don't take the above to mean that I'll stop the day somebody complains: -> I'm thick-skinned (Lasu, who is reading this over my shoulder commented -> that "thick-HEADED is closer to the truth") enough to take some abuse. -> If I weren't, I'd have stopped developing linux the day ast ridiculed me -> on c.o.minix. What I mean is just that while linux has been my baby so -> far, I don't want to stand in the way if people want to make something -> better of it (*). -> -> Linus -> -> (*) Hey, maybe I could apply for a saint-hood from the Pope. Does -> somebody know what his email-address is? I'm so nice it makes you puke. -(Taken from Linus's reply to someone worried about the future of Linux) -% -The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a -dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. -(Arno Schaefer's .sig) -% The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned. (Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, in comp.os.linux.misc, on X interfaces.) %