A word to the wise: a credentials dicksize war is usually a bad idea
on the net.
- -- David Parsons in c.o.l.development.system, about coding in C
+ -- David Parsons in c.o.l.development.system, about coding in C
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What's this script do?
unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're
in a sleeping bag, camping out with your girlfriend.
- -- Contributed by Frans van der Zande
+ -- Contributed by Frans van der Zande
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You can see that there are 25 unread articles in `news.announce.newusers'.
There are no unread articles, but some ticked articles, in
You can fuck that up to your heart's delight by fiddling with the
`gnus-group-line-format' variable.
- -- From the (ding) Gnus 5 documentation, by Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen
+ -- From the (ding) Gnus 5 documentation, by Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen
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printk("ufs_read_super: fucking Sun blows me\n");
- -- /usr/src/linux/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c
+ -- /usr/src/linux/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c
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KDE == (see GayDE) Kool Desktop Environment - Make X Window look like
winbloze...
What a fucking great idea! The developers of this have a mental sickness,
please avoid this product -> see GNOME.
- -- Jakes on #Debian
+ -- Jakes on #Debian
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<Overfiend> "Oxford University has joined with IBM and the UK
Government to build a sophisticated computing Grid based
developers fondle their breasts, and the lactating ones
should permit developers to drink.
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-No, I'd rather look for porn.
-
- -- Debian Project Leader Martin Michlmayr, when asked to do some
- real work
+'Mounting' is used for three things: climbing on a horse, linking in a
+hard disk unit in data systems, and, well, mounting during sex.
+ -- Christa Keil
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+This is a scsi driver, scraes the shit out of me, therefore I tapdanced
+and wrote a unix clone around it (C) by linus
+ -- Somewhere in the kernel tree
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+> No manual is ever necessary.
+May I politely interject here: BULLSHIT. That's the biggest Apple lie of all!
+ -- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces
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