add Last Action Hero quotes

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     -- Jennifer Lawrence (Unsourced)
     -- (I guess some people will always complain. -- Ed.)
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+If God were a villain - he'd be me.
+    -- Benedict in https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_Action_Hero
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+[At school, Danny Madigan is daydreaming of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hamlet; he
+is confronting Claudius about the death of his father]
+Hamlet: [lights a cigar] Hey, Claudius....you killed my father. [picks Claudius
+up] Big mistake.
+[He hurls him, screaming, through a window]
+Narrator: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark! And, Hamlet is taking
+out the trash!
+[Hamlet is shown killing people with skulls and swords]
+Old Man: Stay thy hand, fair prince!
+Hamlet: Who said I'm fair? [produces a submachine gun and shoots him, plus
+several other soldiers]
+Narrator: No one is going to tell this sweet prince goodnight!
+Hamlet: To be, or not to be. [lights a cigar] Not to be.
+[An explosion occurs behind him]
+    -- https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_Action_Hero
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