"Don't Panic", /* HHGTTG */
"Furinkan High School Athletic Dept.", /* Ranma 1/2 */
"Hel-LOOO, Nurse!", /* Animaniacs */
+ "=^.^=",
+ "100% goblin hair - do not wash",
+ "Aberzombie and Fitch",
+ "cK -- Cockatrice touches the Kop",
+ "Don't ask me, I only adventure here",
+ "Down with pants!",
+ "d, your dog or a killer?",
+ "FREE PUG AND NEWT!",
+ "Go team ant!",
+ "Got newt?",
+ "Hello, my darlings!", /* Charlie Drake */
+ "Hey! Nymphs! Steal This T-Shirt!",
+ "I <3 Dungeon of Doom",
+ "I <3 Maud",
+ "I am a Valkyrie. If you see me running, try to keep up.",
+ "I am not a pack rat - I am a collector",
+ "I bounced off a rubber tree", /* Monkey Island */
+ "Plunder Island Brimstone Beach Club", /* Monkey Island */
+ "If you can read this, I can hit you with my polearm",
+ "I'm confused!",
+ "I scored with the princess",
+ "I want to live forever or die in the attempt.",
+ "Lichen Park",
+ "LOST IN THOUGHT - please send search party",
+ "Meat is Mordor",
+ "Minetown Better Business Bureau",
+ "Minetown Watch",
+ "Ms. Palm's House of Negotiable Affection -- A Very Reputable House Of Disrepute",
+ "Protection Racketeer",
+ "Real men love Crom",
+ "Somebody stole my Mojo!",
+ "The Hellhound Gang",
+ "The Werewolves",
+ "They Might Be Storm Giants",
+ "Weapons don't kill people, I kill people",
+ "White Zombie",
+ "You're killing me!",
+ "Anhur State University - Home of the Fighting Fire Ants!",
+ "FREE HUGS",
+ "Serial Ascender",
+ "Real men are valkyries",
+ "Young Men's Cavedigging Association",
+ "Occupy Fort Ludios",
+ "I couldn't afford this T-shirt so I stole it!",
+ "Mind flayers suck",
+ "I'm not wearing any pants",
+ "Down with the living!",
+ "Pudding farmer",
+ "Vegetarian",
};
Strcpy(buf, shirt_msgs[tshirt->o_id % SIZE(shirt_msgs)]);
return erode_obj_text(tshirt, buf);