add a joke

From https://www.ugg.li/there-are-three-kinds-of-lies-lies-damned-lies-and-benchmarks/

diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers b/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers
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--- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers
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@@ -5650,3 +5650,21 @@ build and install it like 5 times in a row.
     -- Nikita Prokopov
     -- https://tonsky.me/blog/disenchantment/
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+A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp.  He rubs the lamp, and
+a genie appears.  "I am the most powerful genie in the world.  I can grant you
+any wish, but only one wish."
+
+The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, "I'd want peace in the
+Middle East."
+
+The genie responds, "Gee, I don't know.  Those people have been fighting for
+millenia.  I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits."
+
+The programmer then says, "Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots
+of users.  Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask
+for sensible changes."
+
+At which point the genie responds, "Um, let me see that map again."
+
+    -- https://is.gd/OcxEjz
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