stains that indicate freshness.
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Have a taco.
- -- P.S. Beagle
+ -- P. S. Beagle
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Home on the Range was originally written in beef-flat.
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-- Clarence Darrow
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I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance.
- -- A.M. Readyhough
+ -- A. M. Readyhough
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I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race,
in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals.
that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish."
Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them! Man, wise up.
- -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
+ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.
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It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.
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-- Found lurking on a Ritz Crackers box
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Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
- -- E.W. Howe
+ -- E. W. Howe
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Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal
of the day.
bite of fire. You must slice it thin, almost as thin as this page you hold
in your hands. The making of a ham dinner, like the making of a gentleman,
starts a long, long time before the event.
- -- W.B. Courtney, "Reflections of Maryland Country Ham",
+ -- W. B. Courtney, "Reflections of Maryland Country Ham",
from "Congress Eate It Up"
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served
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There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the
man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.
- -- G.K. Chesterton
+ -- G. K. Chesterton
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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw