add the reddit/"is cheating" quote

diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists b/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists
index cb169439794bc9c4387802b1dc6c660623cf7e3d..974473d7569839d4c842dfaecbdf8f695ee27879 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists
+++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists
@@ -464,6 +464,23 @@ I thought there was something fishy about the butler.  Probably a Pisces,
 working for scale.
                -- Firesign Theatre, "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger"
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+I thought using loops was cheating so I programmed my own samples. Then I
+thought using samples was cheating so I recorded real drums.
+
+I then thought that programming it was cheating so I learnt to play drums for
+real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating so I learnt to make my
+own.
+
+I then thought that using pre-made skins was cheating so I killed a goat and
+skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat
+from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating but I'm not sure where to go
+from here. I haven't made any music lately, what with the goat farming and
+all.
+
+    -- Pagan-za
+    -- Reddit reply to "Do you ever feel like you're cheating by
+       using sample packs?" ( https://is.gd/FbsfS6 )
+%
 I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in
 twenty minutes.