Add fortune cookies to fortune-mod.

Possible sources:

* https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/ .

* https://github.com/shlomif/shlomif-email-signature/

* https://github.com/JKirchartz/fortunes

diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers b/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers
index fe8b587c4277885f5cc1606be4ebd6de86da5a20..7773127c4b1a77545c276c7f2c5004cead064a63 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers
+++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers
@@ -5639,3 +5639,7 @@ bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
     -- The Wizardry Compiled
     -- https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Rick_Cook
 %
+Objective Visual Turbo Global jIronOpenPerl++.NET™ Enterprise Edition♭
+Professional Home Premium Ultimate 64-bit Single-user.
+    — based on a Freenode #perl conversation ( https://is.gd/cCUBY2 )
+%

diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux
index 754dcc2e02373b6c118df08cc93f1170e90108ed..967c08bdfbd438b9e76f56fb02815487bcd8a326 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux
+++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/linux
@@ -1821,3 +1821,20 @@ is a good rationale for doing something.
 < Overfiend> I really need to get some sleep.
 < Overfiend> but it sure was fun talking guitars, politics, and lesbians.
 %
+<<<
+Why Eclipse doesn't belong to the "right" tools? My naive understanding is
+that Eclipse is the Emacs of the 21st century – it is open source, customizable
+etc., similar to Emacs; in addition to being graphical.
+>>>
+
+Thank you! I was wondering why I hated Eclipse so much, and you have put your
+finger on it. It's exactly like a 21st century Emacs.
+
+    -- Shachar Shemesh
+    -- Re: [Haifux] [W2L] Call for lecturer + "Linux guru"
+       ( https://is.gd/PbULJR )
+%
+Emacs is a nice operating system, but what it lacks, in order to compete with
+Linux, is a good text editor.
+    — based on https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Emacs
+%