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+#0|What the Nagus wants, we acquire.|Star Trek Online (video game)
+#1|Once you have their money, you never give it back.|The Nagus (DS9 episode)
+#2|The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.|The 34th Rule (DS9 novel)
+#2|Money is everything.|The Last Tree on Ferenginar: A Ferengi Fable From the Future (DS9 short story)
+#3|Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.|The Maquis, Part II (DS9 episode)
+#4|Sedition and treason are always profitable.|Star Trek Online (video game)
+#5|Always exaggerate your estimates.|Cold Fusion (SCE novel)
+#6|Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.|The Nagus (DS9 episode)
+#7|Keep your ears open.|In the Hands of the Prophets (DS9 episode)
+#8|Small print leads to large risk.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#9|Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.|The Storyteller (DS9 episode)
+#10|Greed is eternal.|Prophet Motive (DS9 episode)
+#13|Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.|Legends of the Ferengi (DS9 novel)
+#14|Sometimes the quickest way to find profits is to let them find you.|Fortune of War (TTN novel)
+#15|Dead men close no deals.|Demons of Air and Darkness (DS9 novel)
+#16|A deal is a deal - until a better one comes along.|Melora (DS9 episode), The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#17|A contract is a contract is a contract - but only between Ferengi.|Body Parts (DS9 episode)
+#18|A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.|Heart of Stone (DS9 episode), Ferengi Love Songs (DS9 episode)
+#19|Satisfaction is not guaranteed.|Legends of the Ferengi (DS9 novel), The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#20|He who dives under the table today lives to profit tomorrow.|Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed (DS9 novella)
+#21|Never place friendship above profit.|Rules of Acquisition (DS9 episode)
+#22|A wise man can hear profit in the wind.|Rules of Acquisition (DS9 episode), False Profits (VOY episode)
+#23|Nothing is more important than your health - except for your money.|Acquisition (ENT episode)
+#25|You pay for it, it’s your idea.|Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed (DS9 novella)
+#27|There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.|Legends of the Ferengi (DS9 novel)
+#29|What's in it for me?|Highest Score (DS9 novel)
+#30|Confidentiality equals profit.|The Badlands, Part IV (DS9 novel)
+#31|Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother - insult something he cares about instead.|The Siege (DS9 episode), Elite Force II (video game), The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#33|It never hurts to suck up to the boss.|Rules of Acquisition (DS9 episode)
+#34|War is good for business.|Destiny (DS9 episode), The 34th Rule (DS9 novel)
+#35|Peace is good for business.|Destiny (DS9 episode), The 34th Rule (DS9 novel)
+#37|The early investor reaps the most interest.|Reservoir Ferengi (DS9 novella)
+#39|Don't tell customers more than they need to know.|Ascendance (DS9 novel)
+#40|She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#41|Profit is its own reward.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#43|Feed your greed, but not enough to choke it.|The Buried Age (TNG novel)
+#44|Never confuse wisdom with luck.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#45|Expand or die.|Acquisition (ENT episode)
+#47|Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.|Rivals (DS9 episode)
+#48|The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.|Rules of Acquisition (DS9 episode)
+#52|Never ask when you can take.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#53|Never trust anybody taller than you.|Mission Gamma: Twilight (DS9 novel)
+#54|Rate divided by time equals profit (also known as "The Velocity of Wealth").|Typhon Pact: Raise the Dawn (DS9/TNG novel)
+#55|Take joy from profit, and profit from joy.|Worlds of Deep Space Nine: Bajor: Fragments and Omens (DS9 novel)
+#57|Good customers are as rare as latinum - treasure them.|Armageddon Game (DS9 episode)
+#58|There is no substitute for success.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#59|Free advice is seldom cheap.|Rules of Acquisition (DS9 episode)
+#60|Keep your lies consistent.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#62|The riskier the road, the greater the profit.|Rules of Acquisition (DS9 episode), Little Green Men (DS9 episode), Business As Usual (DS9 episode)
+#63|Work is the best therapy - at least for your employees.|Over a Torrent Sea (TTN novel)
+#65|Win or lose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#66|Someone's always got bigger ears.|The Last Generation #3: What Happens Now (TNG comic)
+#68|Risk doesn't always equal reward.|Star Trek Online (video game)
+#69|Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races.|Balance of Power (TNG novel)
+#74|Knowledge equals profit.|Inside Man (VOY episode)
+#75|Home is where the heart is - but the stars are made of latinum.|Civil Defense (DS9 episode)
+#76|Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.|The Homecoming (DS9 episode)
+#77|If you break it, I'll charge you for it.|Star Trek Online (video game)
+#79|Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#82|The flimsier the product, the higher the price.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#85|Never let the competition know what you're thinking.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#87|Learn the customer's weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him.|Highest Score (DS9 novel)
+#88|It ain't over till it’s over.|Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed (DS9 novella)
+#88|Vengeance will cost you everything.|The Poisoned Chalice (DS9 novel)
+#89|Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#89|[It is] better to lose some profit and live than lose all profit and die.|Strange New Worlds VI: Best Tools Available (DS9 short story)
+#92|There are many paths to profit.|Highest Score (DS9 novel)
+#94|Females and finances don't mix.|Ferengi Love Songs (DS9 episode), Profit and Lace (DS9 episode), The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#95|Expand or die.|False Profits (VOY episode)
+#97|Enough is never enough.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#98|Every man has his price.|In the Pale Moonlight (DS9 episode)
+#98|If you can't take it with you, don't go.|I, Q (DS9 novel)
+#99|Trust is the biggest liability of all.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#100|When it's good for business, tell the truth.|Ascendance (DS9 novel)
+#101|Profit trumps emotion.|The Long Mirage (DS9 novel)
+#102|Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.|The Jem'Hadar (DS9 episode)
+#103|Sleep can interfere with opportunity.|Rules of Acquisition (DS9 episode)
+#104|Faith moves mountains - of inventory.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#106|There is no honor in poverty.|Sacraments of Fire (DS9 novel)
+#108|Hope doesn't keep the lights on.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#109|Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.|Rivals (DS9 episode)
+#111|Treat people in your debt like family - exploit them.|Past Tense, Part I (DS9 episode)
+#112|Never have sex with the boss' sister.|Playing God (DS9 episode)
+#113|Always have sex with the boss.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#117|You can't free a fish from water.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#121|Everything is for sale, even friendship.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#122|Never sleep with the bosses sister.|Playing God (DS9 episode)
+#123|Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#125|You can't make a deal if you're dead.|The Siege of AR-558 (DS9 episode)
+#135|Listen to secrets, but never repeat them.|Ascendance (DS9 novel)
+#139|Wives serve, brothers inherit.|Necessary Evil (DS9 episode)
+#141|Only fools pay retail.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#144|There's nothing wrong with charity - as long as it winds up in your pocket.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#147|People love the bartender.|Fearful Symmetry (DS9 novel)
+#151|Even when you're a customer, sell yourself.|The Long Mirage (DS9 novel)
+#153|Sell the sizzle, not the steak.|Deep Space Mine (DS9 comic)
+#162|Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book), Harbinger (DS9 video game)
+#168|Whisper your way to success.|Treachery, Faith, and the Great River (DS9 episode)
+#177|Know your enemies, but do business with them always.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#181|Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#183|When life hands you ungaberries, make detergent.|Hollow Men (DS9 novel)
+#184|A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.|Balance of Power (TNG novel)
+#188|Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.|Star Trek Online (video game)
+#189|Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#190|Hear all, trust nothing.|Call to Arms (DS9 episode)
+#192|Never cheat a Klingon - unless you're sure you can get away with it.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#193|Trouble comes in threes.|Star Trek Online (video game)
+#193|It's never too late to fire the staff.|Cathedral (DS9 novel)
+#194|It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.|Whispers (DS9 episode)
+#199|Location, location, location.|The Soul Key (DS9 novel)
+#200|A Ferengi chooses no side but his own.|Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed (DS9 novella)
+#202|The justification for profit is profit.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#203|New customers are like razor-toothed gree worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.|Little Green Men (DS9 episode)
+#208|Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.|Ferengi Love Songs (DS9 episode)
+#211|Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.|Bar Association (DS9 episode)
+#212|A good lie is easier to believe than the truth.|Shattered (VOY episode), Star Trek Online (video game)
+#214|Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.|The Maquis, Part I (DS9 episode)
+#216|Never gamble with a telepath.|The Laertian Gamble (DS9 novel)
+#217|You can't free a fish from water.|Past Tense, Part I (DS9 episode)
+#218|Always know what you're buying.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#218|Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.|Baby on Board (DS9 comic)
+#219|Possession is eleven-tenths of the law.|Balance of Power (TNG novel)
+#223|Beware the man who doesn't take time for oo-mox.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#227|If that's what's written, then that's what's written.|Favor the Bold (DS9 episode), Star Trek Online (video game)
+#229|Latinum lasts longer than lust.|Ferengi Love Songs (DS9 episode)
+#235|Duck - death is tall.|Mission Gamma: Twilight (DS9 novel)
+#236|You can't buy fate.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#239|Never be afraid to mislabel a product.|Body Parts (DS9 episode)
+#240|Time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity.|Bar Association (DS9 episode), Star Trek Online (video game)
+#242|More is good, all is better.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#243|Always leave yourself an out.|Sacraments of Fire (DS9 novel)
+#248|The definition of insanity is trying the same failed scheme and expecting different results.|Department of Temporal Investigations: Shield of the Gods (DS9 novella)
+#255|A wife is luxury, a smart accountant a necessity.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#261|A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#263|Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.|Bar Association (DS9 episode)
+#266|When in doubt, lie.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#267|If you believe it, they believe it.|Taking Wing (DS9 novel)
+#272|Always inspect the merchandise before making a deal.|The Abandoned (DS9 episode), Star Trek Online (video game)
+#280|If it ain't broke, don't fix it.|Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed (DS9 novella)
+#284|Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.|The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
+#285|No good deed ever goes unpunished.|The Collaborator (DS9 episode), The Sound of Her Voice (DS9 episode)
+#286 (inofficial)|When Morn leaves, it's all over.|The House of Quark (DS9 Episode)
+#287|Always get somebody else to do the lifting.|N-Vector (DS9 comic)
+#288|Never get into anything that you can't get out of.|N-Vector (DS9 comic)
+#289|A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.|Acquisition (ENT episode)
+#290|An angry man is an enemy, and a satisfied man is an ally.|Antimatter (DS9 novel)
+#291|The less employees know about the cash flow, the smaller the share they can demand.|Betrayal (DS9 novel)
+#292|Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.|Elite Force II (video game)
+#293|The more time they take deciding, the more money they will spend.|Stowaways (DS9 novel)
+#294|A bargain usually isn't.|The Pet (DS9 novel)
+#299|Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it's easier to exploit them the next time.|False Profits (VOY episode)
+#431|When the shooting starts, let the mercenaries handle it.|Star Trek Online (video game)
+(inofficial)|Exploitation begins at home.|False Profits (VOY episode)
+(inofficial, aka "The Unwritten Rule")|When no appropriate rule applies, make one up.|False Profits (VOY episode)
+(inofficial)|When the messenger comes to appropriate your profits, kill the messenger.|False Profits (VOY episode)
+(inofficial)|Money is money, but females are better.|Life Support (DS9 episode)
+(inofficial)|Why ask, when you can take?|Babel (DS9 episode)
+(inofficial)|Good things come in small packages.|Move Along Home (DS9)
+(inofficial)|A distracted policeman is an opportunity.|The Sound of Her Voice (DS9 episode)
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-1. Once you have their money, never give it back
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-2. You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-4. Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-5. If you can't break a contract, bend it
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-6. Never let family stand in the way of opportunity
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-7. Always keep you ears open
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-8. Keep count of your change
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-9. Instinct plus opportunity equals profit
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-10. A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-11. Latinum isn't the only thing that shines
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-14. Anything stolen is pure profit
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-15. Acting stupid is often smart
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-16. A deal is a deal ... until a better one comes along
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-17. A bargain usually isn't
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-19. Don't lie too soon after a promotion
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-20. When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-21. Never place friend ship before profit
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-22. wise men can hear profit in the wind
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-23. Never take the last coin, but be sure to get the rest
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-24. Never ask when you can take
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-25. Fear makes a good business partner
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-26. The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy did not inherit their wealth;
-they stole it
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-27. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut
-it down
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-28. Morality is always defined by those in power
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-29. When someone says "It's not the money," they're lying
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-30. Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-31. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-32. Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-34. War is good for business
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-35. Peace is good for business
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-36. Too many Ferengi can't laugh at themselves anymore
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-37. You can always buy back a lost reputation
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-38. Free advertising is cheap
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-39. Praise is cheap. Heap it generously on all customers
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-40. If you see profit on a journey, take it
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-41. Money talks, but having a lots of it gets more attention
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-42. Only negotiate when you are certain to profit
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-43. Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-44. Never argue with a loaded phaser
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-45. profit has limits. Loss has none
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-46. Labor camps are full of people who trusted the wrong person
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-47. Never trust a man wearing a better suit than you own
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-49. Old age and greed will always overcome youth and talent
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-50. Never bluff a Klingon
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-51. Never admit a mistake if there's someone else to blame
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-52. Only Bugsy could have built Las Vegas
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-53. Sell first; ask questions later
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-54. Never buy anything you can't sell
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-55. Always sell at the highest possible profit
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-56. Pursue profit; women come later
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-57. Good customers are almost as rare as Latinum - treasure them
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-58. Friendship is seldom cheap
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-59. Fee advice is never cheap
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-60. Never use Latinum where your words will do
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-61. Never buy what can be stolen
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-63. power without profit is like a ship without an engine
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-64. Don't talk shop; talk shopping
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-65. Don't talk ship; talk shipping
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-66. Anyone serving in a fleet who is crazy can be relieved, if they ask for it
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-67. Enough is never enough
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-68. Compassion is no substitute for a profit
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-69. You could afford your ship without your government - if it weren't for
-your government
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-70. Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about collecting the
-merchandise
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-71. Gamble and trade have two things in common: risk and Latinum
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-72. Never let the competition know, what you're thinking
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-73. Never trust advice from a dying Ferengi; listen but don't trust
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-74. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-75. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of Latinum
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-76. Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your
-enemies
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-77. Go where no Ferengi has gone before; where there is no reputation there is
-profit
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-78. There is a customer born every minute
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-79. Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-80. If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn't
-work, quadruple the price and sell it as an antique
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-81. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-82. A smart customer is not a good customer
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-83. Revenge is profitless
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-84. She can touch your ears but never your Latinum
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-85. Death takes no bribes
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-86. A wife is a luxury, a smart accountant a necessity
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-87. Trust is the biggest liability of all
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-88. When the boss comes to dinner, it never hurts to have the wife wear
-something
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-89. Latinum lasts longer than lust
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-90. Mine is better than ours
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-91. He who drinks fast pays slow
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-92. Never confuse wisdom with luck
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-93. He's a fool who makes his doctor his heir
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-94. Beware of small expenses: a small leak will kill a ship
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-95. Important, more impotant, Latinum
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-96. Faith moves mountains - of inventory
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-97. If you would keep a secret from an enemy, don't tell it to a friend
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-98. Profit is the better part of valor
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-99. Never trust a wise man
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-100. Everything that has no owner, needs one
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-101. Never do something you can make someone do for you
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-102. Nature decays, but Latinum lasts forever
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-103. Sleep can interfere with opportunity
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-104. Money is never made. It is merely won or lost
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-105. Wise men don't lie, they just bend the truth
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-106. There is no honor in poverty
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-107. Win or lose, there's always Huyperian Beetle Snuff
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-108. A woman wearing clothes is like a man without profit
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-110. Only a fool passes up a business opportunity
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-111. Treat people in your debt like family ... exploit them
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-112. Never sleep with the boss's wife unless you pay him first
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-113. Never sleep with the boss's sister
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-114. Small print lead to large risk
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-115. Greed is eternal
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-116. There's always a way out
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-117. If the profit seems too good to be true, it usually is
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-118. Never cheat a honest man offering a decent price
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-119. Buy, sell, or get out of the way
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-120. Even a blind man can recognize the glow of Latinum
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-121. Everything is for sale, even friendship
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-122. As the customers go, so goes the wise profiteer
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-123. A friend is only a friend until you sell him something. Then he is a
-customer
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-124. Friendship is temporary, profit is forever
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-125. A lie isn't a lie until someone else knows the truth
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-126. A lie isn't a lie, it's just the truth seen from a different point of
-view
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-127. Gratitude can bring on generosity
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-128. Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races
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-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-129. Never trust your customers
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-130. Never trust a beneficiary
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-131. If it gets you profit, sell your own mother
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-132. The flimsier the produce, the higher the price
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-133. Never judge a customer by the size of his wallet ... sometimes good
-things come in small packages
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-134. There's always a catch
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-135. The only value of a collectible is what you can get somebody else to pay
-for it
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-136. The sharp knife cuts quickly. Act without delay!
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-137. Necessity is the mother of invention. Profit is the father
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-138. Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-139. Wives serve; brother inherit
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-140. The answer to quick and easy profit is: buy for less, sell for more
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-141. Competition and fair play are mutually exclusive. Fait play and financial
-loss go hand-in-hand
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-142. A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-143. The family of Fools is ancient
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-144. There's nothing wrong with charity ... as long as it winds up in your
-pocket
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-145. Always ask for the costs first
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-146. If possible sell neither the sizzle nor the steak, but the Elphasian
-wheat germ
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-147. New customers are like razor toothed gree worms. They can be succulent,
-but sometimes they bite back
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-148. Opportunity waits for no one
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-149. Females and finances don't mix
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-150. Make your shop easy to find
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-151. Sometimes, what you get free costs entirely too much
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-152. Ask not what your profits can do for you; ask what you can do for your
-profits
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-153. You can't free a fish from water
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-154. The difference between manure and Latinum is commerece
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-155. What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-156. Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-157. You are surrounded by opportunities; you just have to know where to look
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-158. Don't pay until you have the goods
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-159. The customer is always right ... until you have their cash
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-160. Respect is good, Latinum is better
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-161. Never kill a customer, unless you make more profit out of his death than
-out of his life
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-162. His money is only your's when he can't get it back
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-163. A thirsty customer is good for profit, a drunk one isn't
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-164. Never spend your own money when you can spend someone else's
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-165. Never allow one's culture's law to get in the way of a universal goal:
-profit
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-166. Never give away for free what can be sold
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-167. If a deal is fairly and lawfully made, then seeking revenge especially
-unprofitable revenge, is illegal
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-168. Beware of relatives bearing gifts
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-169. If you're going to have to endure, make yourself comfortable
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-170. Never gamble with an empath
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-171. Time is Latinum. The early Ferengi get the Latinum
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-172. If you can sell it, don't hsitate to steal it
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-173. A piece of Latinum in the hand is worth two in a customer's pocket
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-174. Share and perish
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-175. When everything fails - run
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-176. Ferengi's don't give promotional gifts!
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-177. Know your enemies ... but do business with them always
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-178. The world is a stage - don't forget to demand admission
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-179. Whenever you think that things can't get worse, the FCA will be knocking
-on you door
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-180. Never offer a confession when a bribe will do
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-181. Even dishonesty can't tarnish the glow of Latinum
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-182. Whenever you're being asked if you are god, the right answer is YES
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-183. Genius without opportunity is like Latinum in the mine
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-184. There are three things you must not talk to aliens: sex, religion and
-taxes
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-185. If you want to ruin yourself there are three known ways: Gambling is the
-fastest, women are the sweetest, and banks are the most reliable way
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-186. There are two things that will catch up with you for sure: death and
-taxes
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-187. If your dancing partner wants to lead at all costs, let her have her own
-way and ask another one to dance
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-188. Never bet on a race you haven't fixed
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-189. Borrow on a handshake; lend in writing
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-190. Drive your business or it will drive you
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-191. Let other keep their reputation. You keep their money
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-192. If the flushing isn't strong enough, use your brain and try the brush
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-193. Klingon women don't dance tango
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-194. It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in
-your door
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-195. Wounds heal, but debt is forever
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-196. Only give money to people you know you can steal from
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-197. Never trust your customers, especially if they are your relatives
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-198. Employees are the rungs on your ladder to success - don't hesitate to
-step on them
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-199. The secret of one person is another person's opportunity
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-200. A madman with Latinum means profit without return
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-201. The justification for profit is profit
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-202. a) A friend in need is a customer in the making
- b) A friend in need means three times the profit
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-203. A Ferengi in need, will never do anything for free
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-204. When the Grand Nagus arrives to offer you a business opportunity, it's
-time to leave town until he's gone
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-205. When the customer dies, the money stops a-comin'
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-206. Fighting with Klingons is like gambling with Cardassians - it's good to
-have a friend around when you lose
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-207. Never trust a hardworking employee
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-208. Give someone a fish, you feed him for one day. Teach him how to fish,
-and you lose a steady customer
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-209. Tell them what they want to hear
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-210. A wife, who is able to clean, saves the cleaning lady
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-211. In business deals, a disruptor can be almost as important as a calculator
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-212. If they accept your first offer, you either asked too little or offered
-too much
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-213. Stay neutral in conflicts so that you can sell supplies to both sides
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-214. Never begin a business transaction on an empty stomach
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-215. Instinct without opportunity is useless
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-216. Never take hospitality from someone worse off than yourself
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-217. Only pay for it, if you are confronted with loaded phaser
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-218. Always know what you're buying
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-219. A friend is not a friend if he asks for a discount
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-220. Profit is like a bed of roses - a few thorns are inevitable
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-221. Beware of any man who thinks with his lobes
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-222. Knowledge is Latinum
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-223. Rich men don't come to buy; they come to take
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-224. Never throw anything away: It may be worht a lot of Latinum some Stardate
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-225. Pride comes before a loss
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-226. Don't take your family for granted, only their Latinum
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-227. Loyalty can be bought ... and sold
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-228. All things come to those who wait, even Latinum
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-229. Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-230. Manipulation may be a Ferengi's greatest tool, and liability
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-231. If you steal it, make sure it has a warranty
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-232. Life's no fair (How else would you turn a profit?)
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-233. Every dark cloud has a Latinum lining
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-234. Never deal with beggars; it's bad for profits
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-235. Don't trust anyone who trusts you
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-236. You can't buy fate
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-237. There's a sucker born every minute. Be sure you're the first to find
-each one
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-238. The truth will cost
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-239. Ambition knows no family
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-240. The higher you bid, the more customers you drive away
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-241. Never underestimate the inportance of the fist impression
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-242. More is good, all is better
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-243. If you got something nice to say, then SHOUT
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-244. If you can't sell it, sit on it, but never give it away
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-245. A warranty is valid only if they can find you
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-246. He that speaks ill of the wares will buy them
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-247. Never question luck
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-248. Celebrate when you are paid, not, when you are promised
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-249. Respect other culture's beliefs; they'll be more likely to give you money
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-250. A dead vendor doesn't demand money
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-251. Satisfaction is not guaranteed
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-252. Let the buyer beware
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-253. A contract without fine print is a fool's document
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-254. Anyone who can't tell a fake doesn't deserve the real thing
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-255. A warranty without loop-holes is a liability
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-256. Synthehol is the lubricant of choice for a customer's stuck purse
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-257. Only fools negotiate with their own money
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-258. A Ferengi is only as important as the amount of Latinum he carries in his
-pockets
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-259. A lie is a way to tell the truth to someone who doesn't know
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-260. Gambling is like the way to power: The only way to win is to cheat, but
-don't get caught in the process
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-261. A wealthy man can afford everything except a conscience
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-262. No lobes, no profit
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-263. Never let a female in clothes cloud your sense of profit
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-264. It's not the size of your planet, but it's income, that matters
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-265. The fear of loss may be your greatest enemy or your best friend - choose
-wisely
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-266. A pair of good ears will ring dry a hundred tongues
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-267. Wish not so much to live Long, as to live well
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-268. a) When in doubt, lie
- b) When in doubt, buy
- c) When in doubt, demand more money
- d) When in doubt, shoot them, take their money, run and blame someone
- else
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-269. Never purchase anything that has been promised to be valuable or go up in
-value
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-270. It's better to have gambled and lost than to never have gambled at all
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-271. There's many witty men whose brains can't line their pockets
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-272. The way to a Ferengi's heart is through his wallet
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-273. Always count their Latinum before selling anything
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-274. There is no profit in love; however, a strong heart is worth a few bars
-of Latinum on the open market. Keep it on ice
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-275. Latinum can't buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-276. If at first you don't succeed, try to acquire again
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-277. Diamonds may be girl's best friend, but you can only buy the girl with
-Latinum
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-278. It's better to swallow your pride than to lose your profit
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-279. Never close a deal too soon after a female strokes your lobes
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-280. An empty bag can not stand upright
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-281. Blood is thicker than water, but harder to sell
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-282. Business is like war; it's important to recognize the winner
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-283. Rules are always subject to change
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-284. Rules are always subject to interpretation
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-285. No good deed ever goes unpunished
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-286. When Morn leaves it is all over
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-287. Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way,
-it's easier to exploit them the next time. (Neelix made this rule up)
-%
-Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition:
-The Unwritten Rule: When no appropriate Rule applies, make one up!
-%
-Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
-Rule 001 » If they want their money back, give it to them.
-%
-Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
-Rule 010 » Greed is dead.
-%
-Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
-Rule 021 » Never place profit before friendship.
-%
-Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
-Rule 022 » Latinum tarnishes, but family is forever.
-%
-Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
-Rule 023 » Money can never replace dignity.
-%
-Zek's Revised Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:
-Rule 285 » A good deed is its own reward.
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