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+#ifdef USE_INSULTS
+/*
+ * CU sudo version 1.3
+ *
+ * This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
+ * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+ * the Free Software Foundation; either version 1, or (at your option)
+ * any later version.
+ *
+ * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+ * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+ * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
+ * GNU General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+ * along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
+ * Foundation, Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
+ *
+ * Please send bugs, changes, problems to sudo-bugs.cs.colorado.edu
+ */
+
+/*
+ * To add insult to injury, just add to the following strings and
+ * adjust NOFINSULTS accordingly. This code taken from the original
+ * sudo(8).
+ */
+
+char *insults[] = {
+ "Wrong! You cheating scum!\n",
+ "No soap, honkie-lips.\n",
+ "Where did you learn to type?\n",
+ "Are you on drugs?\n",
+ "My pet ferret can type better than you!\n",
+ "You type like i drive.\n",
+ "Do you think like you type?\n",
+ "Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it?\n"
+};
+
+#define NOFINSULTS 8 /* number of insults - 1 */
+
+/*
+ * return a random insult.
+ */
+
+#define INSULT (insults[time(NULL) % NOFINSULTS])
+
+#endif /* USE_INSULTS */