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We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.
-- Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu
+ ( paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare)
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Be warned that typing \fBkillall \fIname\fP may not have the desired
effect on non-Linux systems, especially when done by a privileged user.
We are MicroSoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
(Attributed to B.G., Gill Bates)
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-We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
-(seen in someone's .signature)
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We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!
(Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan)
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-We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.
-(Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu, paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare)
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-"What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through
-these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot
-water."
-(By Matt Welsh)
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What's this script do?
unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're