-- Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown
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In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
-Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
+Then how come people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
-- Hasse Skrifvars, hasku@rost.abo.fi,
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+Fatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
+(By cbbrown@io.org, Christopher Browne)
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Windows without the X is like making love without a partner.
-- MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi
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LILO, you've got me on my knees!
-- David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the
-Dominos, and Werner Almsberger
+ Dominos, and Werner Almsberger
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I've run DOOM more in the last few days than I have the last few
months. I just love debugging ;-)
Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
(Unknown source)
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-Fatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
-(By cbbrown@io.org, Christopher Browne)
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-+#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI)
-+ /*
-+ * The meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Plus
-+ * this makes the year come out right.
-+ */
-+ year -= 42;
-+#endif
-(From the patch for 1.3.2: (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus Meissner)
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-"If the future navigation system [for interactive networked services on
-the NII] looks like something from Microsoft, it will never work."
-(Chairman of Walt Disney Television & Telecommunications)
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-"If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot
-of different places, just write a Unix operating system."
-(By Linus Torvalds)
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-In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
-Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
-(By hasku@rost.abo.fi, Hasse Skrifvars)
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-Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy. The phrase
-was "Divide and conquer" not "Divide and cock up"
-(By iialan@www.linux.org.uk, Alan Cox)
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"It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God."
(By Matt Welsh)
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-LILO, you've got me on my knees!
-(from David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the
-Dominos, and Werner Almsberger)
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-Linux is obsolete
-(Andrew Tanenbaum)
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-"Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste for late-night
-hacking (and/or conversations with God)."
-(By Matt Welsh)
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-Linux! Guerrilla UNIX Development Venimus, Vidimus, Dolavimus.
-(By mah@ka4ybr.com, Mark A. Horton KA4YBR)
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"...[Linux's] capacity to talk via any medium except smoke signals."
(By Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center)
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