Because it is Saint Peter's holy day.
(Enter all the Friars to sing the dirge)
[ Doctor Faustus and Other Plays, by Christopher Marlowe ]
+boomerang
+ Rincewind pulled himself up and thought about reaching for his
+ stick. And then he thought again. The man had a couple of spears
+ stuck in the ground, and people here were good at spears, because
+ if you didn't get efficient at hitting the things that moved fast
+ you had to eat the things that moved slowly. He was also holding
+ a boomerang, and it wasn't one of those toy ones that came back.
+ This was one of the big, heavy, gently curved sort that didn't
+ come back because it was sticking in something's ribcage. You
+ could laugh at the idea of wooden weapons until you saw the kind
+ of wood that grew here.
+ [ The Last Continent, by Terry Pratchett ]
~*jack*boot*
*boot*
In Fantasyland these are remarkable in that they seldom or