Add fortune cookies to fortune-mod.

Possible sources:

* https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/ .

* https://github.com/shlomif/shlomif-email-signature/

* https://github.com/JKirchartz/fortunes

diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers b/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers
index 7773127c4b1a77545c276c7f2c5004cead064a63..93341d29206bcf9be5640f2ea31cc32fa0044b43 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers
+++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers
@@ -5643,3 +5643,10 @@ Objective Visual Turbo Global jIronOpenPerl++.NET™ Enterprise Edition♭
 Professional Home Premium Ultimate 64-bit Single-user.
     — based on a Freenode #perl conversation ( https://is.gd/cCUBY2 )
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+Windows 10 takes 30 minutes to update. What could it possibly be doing for that
+long? That much time is enough to fully format my SSD drive, download a fresh
+build and install it like 5 times in a row.
+
+    -- Nikita Prokopov
+    -- https://tonsky.me/blog/disenchantment/
+%