Add fortune cookies to fortune-mod.

Possible sources:

* https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/ .

* https://github.com/shlomif/shlomif-email-signature/

* https://github.com/JKirchartz/fortunes

diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers b/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers
index fbd9aefae5179fc342a9c9db65f9fe8af19c4271..be8c50ba9d48ffbd487482cdab3355ed607f9863 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers
+++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/computers
@@ -5667,4 +5667,27 @@ for sensible changes."
 At which point the genie responds, "Um, let me see that map again."
 
     -- https://is.gd/OcxEjz
+%
+     <rindolf>  sleeper: why are people obsessed with one-liners?
+     <rindolf>  It takes 3 lines - OMG what a disaster!
+       <Botje>  rindolf: newline prices went up again
+     <rindolf>  Botje: I buy my newlines in the black market
+ <dabreegster>  Botje: again? drat.
+             *  Botje reports rindolf to the newline police
+ <dabreegster>  Botje: I know about an... (underground) operation going on
+                to pirate newlines.
+     <rindolf>  Botje: I bribed a few cops in the newline police, but nice
+                try.
+ <dabreegster>  Botje: Some crazy guys are trying to free newlines from
+                patents! They want to rid the market!
+             *  cursor gets called up to serve in the newline jury
+     <rindolf>  I think we need to start a campaign to lift all
+                restrictions off newlines.
+ <dabreegster>  rindolf: La Resistance lives on!\n
+       <Botje>  I already stockpiled millions of newlines
+ <dabreegster>  Botje: We can have the one-liners destroyed by sundown
+ <dabreegster>  Not destroyed, but... TURNED INTO TWO-LINERS! Mwuhahaha!
+
+    -- The Cost of Newlines
+    -- #perl, Freenode
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