Soon ripe. Soon rotten. Soon gone. But not forgotten.
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
Go away!
+Alas fair Death, 'twas missed in life - some peace and quiet from my wife
+Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.
+At last... a nice long sleep.
+Audi Partem Alteram
+Basil, assaulted by bears
+Burninated
+Confusion will be my epitaph
+Do not open until Christmas
+Don't be daft, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-
+Don't forget to stop and smell the roses
+Don't let this happen to you!
+Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
+Et in Arcadia ego
+Fatty and skinny went to bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead. Skinny Smith 1983-2000.
+Finally I am becoming stupider no more
+Follow me to hell
+...for famous men have the whole earth as their memorial
+Game over, man. Game over.
+Go away! I'm trying to take a nap in here! Bloody adventurers...
+Gone fishin'
+Good night, sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
+Go Team Ant!
+He farmed his way here
+Here lies a programmer. Killed by a fatal error.
+Here lies Bob - decided to try an acid blob
+Here lies Dudley, killed by another %&#@#& newt.
+Here lies Gregg, choked on an egg
+Here lies Lies. It's True
+Here lies The Lady's maid, died of a Vorpal Blade
+Here lies the left foot of Jack, killed by a land mine. Let us know if you find any more of him
+He waited too long
+I'd rather be sailing
+If a man's deeds do not outlive him, of what value is a mark in stone?
+I'm gonna make it!
+I took both pills!
+I will survive!
+Killed by a black dragon -- This grave is empty
+Let me out of here!
+Lookin' good, Medusa.
+Mrs. Smith, choked on an apple. She left behind grieving husband, daughter, and granddaughter.
+Nobody believed her when she said her feet were killing her
+No! I don't want to see my damn conduct!
+One corpse, sans head
+On the whole, I'd rather be in Minetown
+On vacation
+Oops.
+Out to Lunch
+SOLD
+Someone set us up the bomb!
+Take my stuff, I don't need it anymore
+Taking a year dead for tax reasons
+The reports of my demise are completely accurate
+(This space for sale)
+This was actually just a pit, but since there was a corpse, we filled it
+This way to the crypt
+Tu quoque, Brute?
+VACANCY
+Welcome!
+Wish you were here!
+Yea, it got me too
+You should see the other guy
+...and they made me engrave my own headstone too!
+...but the blood has stopped pumping and I am left to decay...
+<Expletive Deleted>
+A masochist is never satisfied.
+Ach, 'twas a wee monster in the loch
+Adapt. Enjoy. Survive.
+Adventure, hah! Excitement, hah!
+After all, what are friends for...
+After this, nothing will shock me
+After three days, fish and guests stink
+Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill
+Ageing is not so bad. The real killer is when you stop.
+Ain't I a stinker?
+Algernon
+All else failed...
+All hail RNG
+All right, we'll call it a draw!
+All's well that end well
+Alone at last!
+Always attack a floating eye from behind!
+Am I having fun yet?
+And I can still crawl, I'm not dead yet!
+And all I wanted was a free lunch
+And all of the signs were right there on your face
+And don't give me that innocent look either!
+And everyone died. Boo hoo hoo.
+And here I go again...
+And nobody cares until somebody famous dies...
+And so it ends?
+And so... it begins.
+And sometimes the bear eats you.
+And then 'e nailed me 'ead to the floor!
+And they said it couldn't be done!
+And what do I look like? The living?
+And yes, it was ALL his fault!
+And you said it was pretty here...
+Another lost soul
+Any day above ground is a good day!
+Any more of this and I'll die of a stroke before I'm 30.
+Anybody seen my head?
+Anyone for deathmatch?
+Anything for a change.
+Anything that kills you makes you ... well, dead
+Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
+Are unicorns supposedly peaceful if you're a virgin? Hah!
+Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me?
+At least I'm good at something
+Attempted suicide
+Auri sacra fames
+Auribus teneo lupum
+Be prepared
+Beauty survives
+Been Here. Now Gone. Had a Good Time.
+Been through Hell, eh? What did you bring me?
+Beg your pardon, didn't recognize you, I've changed a lot.
+Being dead builds character
+Beloved daughter, a treasure, buried here.
+Best friends come and go... Mine just die.
+Better be dead than a fat slave
+Better luck next time
+Beware of Discordians bearing answers
+Beware the ...
+Bloody Hell...
+Bloody barbarians!
+Blown upward out of sight: He sought the leak by candlelight
+Brains... Brains... Fresh human brains...
+Buried the cat. Took an hour. Damn thing kept fighting.
+But I disarmed the trap!
+CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
+Call me if you need my phone number!
+Can YOU fly?
+Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
+Can you come up with some better ending for this?
+Can you feel anything when I do this?
+Can you give me mouth to mouth, you just took my breath away.
+Can't I just have a LITTLE peril?
+Can't eat, can't sleep, had to bury the husband here.
+Can't you hit me?!
+Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
+Check enclosed.
+Check this out! It's my brain!
+Chivalry is only reasonably dead
+Coffin for sale. Lifetime guarantee.
+Come Monday, I'll be all right.
+Come and see the violence inherent in the system
+Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off!
+Commodore Business Machines, Inc. Died for our sins.
+Complain to one who can help you
+Confess my sins to god? Which one?
+Confusion will be my epitaph
+Cooties? Ain't no cooties on me!
+Could somebody get this noose off me?
+Could you check again? My name MUST be there.
+Could you please take a breath mint?
+Couldn't I be sedated for this?
+Courage is looking at your setbacks with serenity
+Cover me, I'm going in!
+Crash course in brain surgery
+Cross my fingers for me.
+Curse god and die
+Cut to fit
+De'Ath
+Dead Again? Pardon me for not getting it right the first time!
+Dead and loving every moment!
+Dear wife of mine. Died of a broken heart, after I took it out of her.
+Don't tread on me!
+Dragon? What dragon?
+Drawn and quartered
+Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.
+Eliza -- Was I really alive, or did I just think I was?
+Elvis
+Enter not into the path of the wicked
+Eris? I don't need Eris
+Eternal Damnation, Come and stay a long while!
+Even The Dead pay taxes (and they aren't Grateful).
+Even a tomb stone will say good things when you're down!
+Ever notice that live is evil backwards?
+Every day is starting to look like Monday
+Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
+Every survival kit should include a sense of humor
+Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live
+Ex post fucto
+Excellent day to have a rotten day.
+Excuse me for not standing up.
+Experience isn't everything. First, You've got to survive
+First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin
+For a Breath, I Tarry...
+For recreational use only.
+For sale: One soul, slightly used. Asking for 3 wishes.
+For some moments in life, there are no words.
+Forget Disney World, I'm going to Hell!
+Forget about the dog, Beware of my wife.
+Funeral - Real fun.
+Gawd, it's depressing in here, isn't it?
+Genuine Exploding Gravestone. (c)Acme Gravestones Inc.
+Get back here! I'm not finished yet...
+Go ahead, I dare you to!
+Go ahead, it's either you or him.
+Goldilocks -- This casket is just right
+Gone But Not Forgotten
+Gone Underground For Good
+Gone away owin' more than he could pay.
+Gone, but not forgiven
+Got a life. Didn't know what to do with it.
+Grave? But I was cremated!
+Greetings from Hell - Wish you were here.
+HELP! It's dark in here... Oh, my eyes are closed - sorry
+Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!
+Have you come to raise the dead?
+Having a good time can be deadly.
+Having a great time. Where am I exactly??
+He died of the flux.
+He died today... May we rest in peace!
+He got the upside, I got the downside.
+He lost his face when he was beheaded.
+He missed me first.
+He's not dead, he just smells that way.
+Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
+Help, I can't wake up!
+Here lies Pinocchio
+Here lies the body of John Round. Lost at sea and never found.
+Here there be dragons
+Hey, I didn't write this stuff!
+Hodie mihi, cras tibi
+Hold my calls
+Home Sweet Hell
+Humpty Dumpty, a Bad Egg. He was pushed off the wall.
+I KNEW this would happen if I lived long enough.
+I TOLD you I was sick!
+I ain't broke but I am badly bent.
+I ain't old. I'm chronologically advantaged.
+I am NOT a vampire. I just like to bite..nibble, really!
+I am here. Wish you were fine.
+I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports.
+I believe them bones are me.
+I broke his brain.
+I can feel it. My mind. It's going. I can feel it.
+I can't go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over!
+I can't go to hell, they don't want me.
+I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
+I didn't mean it when I said 'Bite me'
+I died laughing
+I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too.
+I hacked myself to death
+I have all the time in the world
+I knew I'd find a use for this gravestone!
+I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
+I lied! I'll never be alright!
+I like it better in the dark.
+I like to be here when I can.
+I may rise but I refuse to shine.
+I never get any either.
+I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me!
+I told you I would never say goodbye.
+I used to be amusing. Now I'm just disgusting.
+I used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead.
+I was killed by <illegible scrawl>
+I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours.
+I will not go quietly.
+I'd give you a piece of my mind... but I can't find it.
+I'd rather be breathing
+I'll be back!
+I'll be mellow when I'm dead. For now, let's PARTY!
+I'm doing this only for tax purposes.
+I'm not afraid of Death! What's he gonna do? Kill me?
+I'm not getting enough money, so I'm not going to engrave anything useful here.
+I'm not saying anything.
+I'm weeth stupeed --->
+If you thought you had problems...
+Ignorance kills daily.
+Ignore me... I'm just here for my looks!
+Ilene Toofar -- Fell off a cliff
+Is that all?
+Is there life before Death?
+Is this a joke, or a grave matter?
+It happens sometimes. People just explode.
+It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
+It wasn't a fair fight
+It wasn't so easy.
+It's Loot, Pillage and THEN Burn...
+Just doing my job here
+Killed by diarrhea of mouth and constipation of brain.
+Let her RIP
+Let it be; I am dead.
+Let's play Hide the Corpse
+Life is NOT a dream
+Madge Ination -- It wasn't all in my head
+Meet me in Heaven
+Move on, there's nothing to see here.
+Mr. Flintstone -- Yabba-dabba-done
+My heart is not in this
+No one ever died from it
+No, you want room 12A, next door.
+Nope. No trap on that chest. I swear.
+Not again!
+Not every soil can bear all things
+Now I have a life
+Now I lay thee down to sleep... wanna join me?
+OK, here is a question: Where ARE your tanlines?
+Obesa Cantavit
+Oh! An untimely death.
+Oh, by the way, how was my funeral?
+Oh, honey..I missed you! She said, and fired again.
+Ok, so the light does go off. Now let me out of here.
+One stone brain
+Ooh! Somebody STOP me!
+Oops!
+Out for the night. Leave a message.
+Ow! Do that again!
+Pardon my dust.
+Part of me still works.
+Please, not in front of those orcs!
+Prepare to meet me in Heaven
+R2D2 -- Rest, Tin Piece
+Relax. Nothing ever happens on the first level.
+Res omnia mea culpa est
+Rest In Pieces
+Rest, rest, perturbed spirit.
+Rip Torn
+She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her.
+She died of a chest cold.
+So let it be written, so let it be done!
+So then I says, How do I know you're the real angel of death?
+Some patients insist on dying.
+Some people have it dead easy, don't they?
+Some things are better left buried.
+Sure, trust me, I'm a lawyer...
+Thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split.
+That is all
+The Gods DO have a sense of humor: I'm living proof!
+The frog's dead. He Kermitted suicide.
+This dungeon is a pushover
+This elevator doesn't go to Heaven
+This gravestone is shareware. To register, please send me 10 zorkmids
+This gravestone provided by The Yendorian Grave Services Inc.
+This is not an important part of my life.
+This one's on me.
+This side up
+Tim Burr -- Smashed by a tree
+Tone it down a bit, I'm trying to get some rest here.
+Virtually Alive
+We Will Meet Again.
+Weep not, he is at rest
+Welcome to Dante's. What level please?
+Well, at least they listened to my sermon...
+Went to be an angel.
+What are you doing over there?
+What are you smiling at?
+What can you say, Death's got appeal...!
+What health care?
+What pit?
+When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers.
+Where e'er you be let your wind go free. Keeping it in was the death of me!
+Where's my refund?
+Will let you know for sure in a day or two...
+Wizards are wimps
+Worms at work, do not disturb!
+Would you mind moving a bit? I'm short of breath down here.
+Would you quit being evil over my shoulder?
+Ya really had me going baby, but now I'm gone.
+Yes Dear, just a few more minutes...
+You said it wasn't poisonous!
+You set my heart aflame. You gave me heartburn.
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