(void) learnscrolltyp(sobj->otyp);
}
+char *
+tshirt_text(tshirt, buf)
+struct obj *tshirt;
+char *buf;
+{
+ static const char *shirt_msgs[] = { /* Scott Bigham */
+ "I explored the Dungeons of Doom and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!",
+ "Is that Mjollnir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?",
+ "It's not the size of your sword, it's how #enhance'd you are with it.",
+ "Madame Elvira's House O' Succubi Lifetime Customer",
+ "Madame Elvira's House O' Succubi Employee of the Month",
+ "Ludios Vault Guards Do It In Small, Dark Rooms",
+ "Yendor Military Soldiers Do It In Large Groups",
+ "I survived Yendor Military Boot Camp",
+ "Ludios Accounting School Intra-Mural Lacrosse Team",
+ "Oracle(TM) Fountains 10th Annual Wet T-Shirt Contest",
+ "Hey, black dragon! Disintegrate THIS!",
+ "I'm With Stupid -->",
+ "Don't blame me, I voted for Izchak!",
+ "Don't Panic", /* HHGTTG */
+ "Furinkan High School Athletic Dept.", /* Ranma 1/2 */
+ "Hel-LOOO, Nurse!", /* Animaniacs */
+ };
+ int erosion;
+ Strcpy(buf, shirt_msgs[tshirt->o_id % SIZE(shirt_msgs)]);
+ erosion = greatest_erosion(tshirt);
+ if (erosion)
+ wipeout_text(buf,
+ (int)(strlen(buf) * erosion / (2*MAX_ERODE)),
+ tshirt->o_id ^ (unsigned)ubirthday);
+ return buf;
+}
+
int
doread()
{
useup(scroll);
return(1);
} else if (scroll->otyp == T_SHIRT) {
- static const char *shirt_msgs[] = { /* Scott Bigham */
- "I explored the Dungeons of Doom and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!",
- "Is that Mjollnir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?",
- "It's not the size of your sword, it's how #enhance'd you are with it.",
- "Madame Elvira's House O' Succubi Lifetime Customer",
- "Madame Elvira's House O' Succubi Employee of the Month",
- "Ludios Vault Guards Do It In Small, Dark Rooms",
- "Yendor Military Soldiers Do It In Large Groups",
- "I survived Yendor Military Boot Camp",
- "Ludios Accounting School Intra-Mural Lacrosse Team",
- "Oracle(TM) Fountains 10th Annual Wet T-Shirt Contest",
- "Hey, black dragon! Disintegrate THIS!",
- "I'm With Stupid -->",
- "Don't blame me, I voted for Izchak!",
- "Don't Panic", /* HHGTTG */
- "Furinkan High School Athletic Dept.", /* Ranma 1/2 */
- "Hel-LOOO, Nurse!", /* Animaniacs */
- };
char buf[BUFSZ];
- int erosion;
-
if (Blind) {
You_cant("feel any Braille writing.");
return 0;
u.uconduct.literate++;
if(flags.verbose)
pline("It reads:");
- Strcpy(buf, shirt_msgs[scroll->o_id % SIZE(shirt_msgs)]);
- erosion = greatest_erosion(scroll);
- if (erosion)
- wipeout_text(buf,
- (int)(strlen(buf) * erosion / (2*MAX_ERODE)),
- scroll->o_id ^ (unsigned)ubirthday);
- pline("\"%s\"", buf);
+ pline("\"%s\"", tshirt_text(scroll, buf));
return 1;
} else if (scroll->oclass != SCROLL_CLASS
&& scroll->oclass != SPBOOK_CLASS) {