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Anybody has a right to evade taxes if he can get away with it. No citizen
has a moral obligation to assist in maintaining his government.
- -- J.P. Morgan [Speaking, no doubt, on behalf of his highly-
+ -- J. P. Morgan [Speaking, no doubt, on behalf of his highly-
paid tax lawyers]
%
Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think,
Communist politician is through, he is through.
%
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.
- -- H.L. Mencken
+ -- H. L. Mencken
%
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and
deserve to get it good and hard.
- -- H.L. Mencken, "Little Book in C major", 1916
+ -- H. L. Mencken, "Little Book in C major", 1916
%
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
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Going into politics is as fatal to a gentleman as going into a bordello
is fatal to a virgin.
- -- H.L. Mencken, "A Carnival of Buncombe"
+ -- H. L. Mencken, "A Carnival of Buncombe"
%
Goose pimples rose all over me, my hair stood on end, my eyes filled with
tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerors of human
%
I don't understand what all the fuss was about in Los Angeles. It's not like
we looted Brooks Brothers when Oliver North got off.
- -- P.J. O'Rourke
+ -- P. J. O'Rourke
%
I go the way that Providence dictates.
-- Adolf Hitler
-- George McGovern
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I'm never through with a girl until I've had her three ways.
- -- J.F. Kennedy
+ -- J. F. Kennedy
%
I'm not a lovable man.
-- Richard Nixon.
-- Ronald Reagan
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We should keep the Panama Canal. After all, we stole it fair and square.
- -- S.I. Hayakawa
+ -- S. I. Hayakawa
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WE'RE GOING TO THROW THE MX AWAY AFTER WE BUILD IT. The MX is really
[Don't tell anybody!] just a "bargaining chip" in the nuclear-arms-