User: Whoa! Layman's terms, please!
You: It changes stuff.
User: That's what I'm looking for! What can it change?
-You: This part change IP forwarding. It allows ...
+You: This part changes IP forwarding. It allows ...
User: Simplify, simplify! What can it do for ME?
You: Nothing, until you understand it.
User: Well it makes me uncomfortable. It looks so technical;
Get rid of it, I want a system *I* can understand.
You: But...
-User: Hey, who's system is this anyway?
+User: Hey, whose system is this anyway?
You: (... rm this, rm that, rm /etc/* ...) "All done."
-- Kevin M. Bealer <kmb203@psu.edu>
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he likes.
-- Alan Cox
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-All the existing 2.0.x kernels are to buggy for 2.1.x to be the
+All the existing 2.0.x kernels are too buggy for 2.1.x to be the
main goal.
-- Alan Cox
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Proposed Country & Western Song Titles
She Ain't Much to See, but She Looks Good Through the Bottom of a Glass
-If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Who's I'd Find On You
+If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
I'm Ashamed to be Here, but Not Ashamed Enough to Leave
It's Commode Huggin' Time In The Valley
If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put It Next to My Ex-wife's Heart