Correct a typo/inconsistency.

[fortune-mod] / fortune-mod / datfiles / humorists

diff --git a/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists b/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists
index 25ad3a1c5abff9c360298e3129f08f25ed2dd383..cb169439794bc9c4387802b1dc6c660623cf7e3d 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists
+++ b/fortune-mod/datfiles/humorists
@@ -190,9 +190,6 @@ forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches
 are a pretty neat idea ...
                -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
 %
-Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!
-               -- Bill Cosby
-%
 First, a few words about tools.
 
 Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the
@@ -560,7 +557,7 @@ I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
 I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, where they put you up on a high rack,
 above the ground.  That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even
 feel it.
-               -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
+               -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.
 %
 I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member.
                -- Groucho Marx
@@ -584,7 +581,7 @@ I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it.
                -- Groucho Marx
 %
 If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
-have made them cute and furry. 
+have made them cute and furry.
                -- Dave Barry
 %
 If only Dionysus were alive!  Where would he eat?
@@ -646,7 +643,7 @@ Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending
 destruction of the of the planet Earth and had made many attempts to
 alert mankind to the danger; but most of their communications were
 misinterpreted ...
-               -- Douglas Admas "The Hitchhikers' Guide To The Galaxy"
+               -- Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers' Guide To The Galaxy"
 %
 It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
                -- Woody Allen
@@ -681,7 +678,7 @@ Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
                -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
 %
 Life is wasted on the living.
-               -- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe.
+               -- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
 %
 Like you,  I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's
 place in the Scheme of Things.  Here are just a few:
@@ -828,7 +825,7 @@ sum of money and go to a mall.
 SOMETIMES THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD is so overwhelming, I just want to throw
 back my head and gargle.  Just gargle and gargle and I don't care who hears
 me because I am beautiful.
-               -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
+               -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.
 %
 Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
                -- Pogo, by Walt Kelly
@@ -902,7 +899,7 @@ any kind of power more advanced than flashlight batteries.)
 %
 There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull
 by the tail and face the situation.
-               -- W.C. Fields
+               -- W. C. Fields
 %
 There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our
 whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
@@ -925,7 +922,7 @@ Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
 %
 TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
 real fast and freak everybody out.
-               -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
+               -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.
 %
 Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
                -- Walt Kelly
@@ -1020,12 +1017,12 @@ FORTUNE'S RANDOM QUOTES FROM MATCH GAME 75, NO. 1:
                something ...
 
       Someone: (interrupting) Uh-oh
- 
+
  Gene Rayburn: ...pithy, full of wisdom --- and we call on the Poet
-               Laureate, Lipsy Russell
+               Laureate, Nipsey Russell
 
-Lipsy Russell: The young people are very different today, and there is
-               one sure way to know: Kids to use to ask where they came
+Nipsey Russell: The young people are very different today, and there is
+               one sure way to know: Kids used to ask where they came
                from, now they'll tell you where you can go.
 
           All: (laughter)