1 'Mounten' wird fuer drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde, 'einklinken'
2 von Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, nun, 'besteigen' beim Sex.
3 (Christa Keil in a German posting: "Mounting is used for three things:
4 climbing on a horse, linking in a hard disk unit in data systems, and, well,
7 "On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT"
8 (Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com)
10 The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.
11 (Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, in comp.os.linux.misc, on X interfaces.)
13 There are two types of Linux developers - those who can spell, and
14 those who can't. There is a constant pitched battle between the two.
15 (From one of the post-1.1.54 kernel update messages posted to c.o.l.a)
17 "...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and
21 We are MicroSoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
22 (Attributed to B.G., Gill Bates)
24 What's this script do?
25 unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
26 Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're
27 in a sleeping bag, camping out.
28 (Contributed by Frans van der Zande.)
30 Why use Windows, since there is a door?
31 (By fachat@galileo.rhein-neckar.de, Andre Fachat)