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And now, tonight's presentation of radio's outstanding theater of thrills, Suspense.

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Tonight we bring you a story of a man's life and his defeat at the hands of his greatest

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enemy.

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We call it, This Will Kill You.

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So now starring Sam Edwards, here is tonight's Suspense play, This Will Kill You.

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Listen, get a load of this.

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This will kill you.

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I got a story that should be written up by one of those big magazine writers.

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Only mine is true.

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Yeah, the whole thing is true, so help me.

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They say the truth is stranger than fiction, don't they?

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Well get this.

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I was working down at Acme Engineering, an outfit making hydraulic valves for all the

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big airplane companies.

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We had a foreman named Charlie Harris, one of those big good looking guys who thought

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he was a big shot because he was boss.

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Well, this guy was always picking on me.

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Like for instance, one morning I came to work a few minutes late and this Harris says, well,

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good afternoon Jordan.

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Oh, save those gags for Jack Benny, it's only a quarter after eight.

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Well get here at eight and you'll be spared my sense of humor.

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Ain't a guy got a right to get here a couple of minutes late once in a while?

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Sure, once in a while Joe, but not every other day.

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Oh gee Charlie, my alarm clock's on the bump.

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Save that for the teacher.

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Come on Joe, get on the ball.

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Save that for the teacher he said.

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Always throwing up to me that he graduated from engineering school and I never even got

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a chance to go to high school.

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As if you need an education to be a smart guy.

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Why I could tell you a hundred guys who never even went to school and they could buy and

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sell that guy.

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That's another story.

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Anyway this Charlie Harris kept giving me the needle.

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Joe, can I talk to you a minute?

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What is it now chief?

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Quit calling me chief.

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Now look kid, I don't know what's wrong but you're slowing up.

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The other boys are turning out a hundred parts a day and you're only averaging 80.

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Now what's the trouble?

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Oh gee, I don't know.

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My eyes hurt.

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This works tough on the peeps and I gotta stop once in a while.

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My eyes hurt bad.

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You complained last week too Joe and the company doctor's report said there was nothing wrong.

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Oh what is that quack, no.

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Quit the complaints and get on the job.

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Get on the job.

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Did you get that?

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Just because he's bucking for promotion by being the first one in and the last one to

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leave so the big boss will think he's a hot shot.

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Could I help it if my eyes hurt bad?

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Oh he had to make a big thing out of it.

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Just because I got in the habit of having a couple of drinks every night and he found

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out.

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Ain't a guy got a right to have a little fun once in a while?

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So my eyes hurt a little the next day.

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Is that so terrible?

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Well anyway he kept picking on me.

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One day I was knocking my brains out.

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Let me go, let me go, let me go lover.

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Let me go, let me go.

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Yeah.

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You know there's oil and gasoline all over the place.

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Yeah.

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And that a cigarette could burn the plant down.

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So what?

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So read the sign beside your machine.

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I can read it Charlie.

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Read it.

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No smoking.

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Put out that cigarette.

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What cigarette?

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Why you stupid give me that cigarette.

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I'll break your hand.

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I'll break your hand.

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I would have murdered the guy but he hit me a lucky punch.

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Never would have happened again in a million years but he knocked me out.

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Charlie was standing by the cot when I came to looking worried.

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He started to apologize but I gave him a quick brush.

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The stinking rat.

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He was scared of me.

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That's why he didn't report me to the front office.

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He acted as if he was doing a big thing by not snitching.

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But it was because he was scared of me.

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He thought I'd forget.

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Oh no.

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Joe Jordan never forgets nothing.

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Remember that.

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And Joe Jordan always gets even.

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But I played my cards right.

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I didn't let him know I was still sore.

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That was smart wasn't it?

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I went on working as if nothing happened.

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Even though the rest of the guys started picking on me too.

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Because he was boss.

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And they was trying to get in good with him.

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They kept after me every day until I thought my head would explode.

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Always rubbing it in.

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Hey Rocky, still leading with your chin?

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Hey Joe, quit using my tools all the time.

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You're not smoking again buddy.

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You're asking for another one of those lucky punches from Charlie you know.

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Quit throwing your shavings on my machine Joe.

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I used to get splitting headaches from the pounding on my brain.

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Oh you were too getting it from all sides like that wouldn't you?

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It wasn't so bad during the day.

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The machine drowned out the noise in my head.

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But at night that pounding would start steady like my machine banging away all the time

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so I couldn't sleep.

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It might have got another guy but not me.

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I'm too tough.

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Yeah and I got plans for Joe Jordan.

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Be a big guy some day with my brains no foreman of some small time outfit.

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I'd be head man of the biggest shop in town with a classy car, big house with servants

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and a beautiful wife.

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And I had her all picked out.

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Her name was Harriet.

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She was a stenographer at Acme.

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All the guys was on the make for her.

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But she had a yen for me.

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Oh not that she ever said anything but I could tell.

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I know dames.

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Once we had a long talk at the water cooler and I knew I could take her out whenever I

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got good and ready.

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When I heard about the company dance I was good and ready.

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I didn't want her to think I was too anxious so I just waited.

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And a week before the dance I met her at the water cooler again and managed to bump her

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as I got a paper cup.

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Oh pardon me.

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Oh you speak French?

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You know a little.

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I knew a guy from Paris, France once and he taught me a couple of things.

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Cherche la femme, comatel la veu.

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That's quite an accent.

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Excuse me Joe I got to get back to you.

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Oh wait a minute, wait a minute.

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I got a lot of accomplishments.

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I'm a good dancer too.

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Did you know I took second place in the bop contest at Ocean Park last year?

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No I didn't.

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Do you do the New Yorker?

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No I'm sort of on the conservative side.

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Oh I can do the square stuff too.

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Well we must dance sometime.

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Excuse me Joe really.

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Oh wait I just happened to think.

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How about going to the company dance with me Friday?

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Well I'm very sorry but I can't.

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Aren't you going?

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Yes but I have a date with Charlie.

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Charlie who?

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Charlie Harris.

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Charlie Harris, Charlie Harris, Charlie Harris.

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He moved into my life, then he moved into my head and started it banging.

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And now he moved in with my girl.

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That guy was doing everything he could to burn me up.

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He knew I was going to ask Harriet to the dance and he beat me to it.

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Okay I said to myself okay I can wait a week.

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But I'll get to dance with the little lady.

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Once I get her in my arms and show her a couple of steps she won't want to dance with him

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again.

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It was a long week.

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I kept hearing reports that Charlie and Harriet were engaged.

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But that was just to burn me see.

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And then came the dance.

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Didn't you bring a girl Joe?

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I got a doll here pal.

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Where is she?

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Dancing with some other guy?

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Yeah dancing with some other guy.

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Well don't stand there with your teeth in your mouth.

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If my girl was dancing with another guy you can bet I'd cut in.

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That's a good idea.

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Pardon me I'm cutting in.

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No you're not Joe.

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I wasn't asking the pleasure of you Charlie.

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Now if you don't mind.

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This is our favorite number Joe.

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Why can't I cut in once?

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Just because he's a big foreman?

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Because you're the little jerk.

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Jerk!

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Did you get that?

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He called me a jerk.

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But he didn't know how smart I was.

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All good things aren't on the surface you know.

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I went home and I tried to sleep.

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But the pounding on my brain was coming like a sledge hammer.

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Bang, bang, bang.

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And I could hear Harriet laughing at me.

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That dirty double crossing dame laughing at me.

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Laughing at me.

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The banging in my head coming louder and louder.

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Crashing against my brain.

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Exploding!

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And then the pounding stopped.

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For the first time in weeks it was silence in my head.

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That soft, cool quiet.

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Like Sunday morning when you were a kid and no one was awake in the house but you.

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Like Christmas night after the excitement was over and you went to bed and thought about

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the new sled and the wonderful dinner you just ate.

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And outside you heard the tinkling sleigh bells.

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And there was peace on earth.

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And then I got the idea.

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No more pounding in my head now.

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I was going to eliminate the cause of the pounding.

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Kill the root.

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Yeah, I was going to kill two birds with one stone.

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Charlie Harris was going to burn for murder.

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And the murder?

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The murder of Harriet Slate.

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You are listening to This Will Kill You.

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Tonight's presentation in radio's outstanding theater of thrills, Suspense.

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This Thursday, December 1st will be the second annual SD Day, Safe Driving Day.

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Its purpose very simple.

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To demonstrate that on any given day on which all motorists redouble their efforts to avoid

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accidents there will be drastically fewer accidents.

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Doesn't this fact that last year's SD Day resulted in a great reduction in accidents

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suggest that everybody cooperate in every way to make SD Day a success again?

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This has been a public service reminder from CBS Radio.

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And now we bring back to our Hollywood sound stage Sam Edwards starring in tonight's production,

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This Will Kill You.

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A tale well calculated to keep you in suspense.

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Are you still with me?

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Well listen, like I was telling you, I decided to kill Harriet and pin the rap on Charlie.

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Fooled you didn't I?

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You thought I was going to knock off Charlie myself didn't you?

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Oh no, no the law was going to do the job.

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You get the switch?

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I planned it carefully so there'd be no slip ups.

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I took plenty of time.

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I worked it all out to the smallest detail.

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And then I did a real smart thing.

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Now get this, I knew how I was going to knock off the dame and how to pin the blame on Charlie.

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But the only thing missing was the motive, understand the motive.

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So before I killed her I started supplying the motive.

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Every day down at the plant I dropped something here and there to the guys.

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Hey Marty, I just heard Charlie and Harriet had an argument down the hall.

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I love us but probably.

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I understand things aren't so hot between those two.

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Ah you're crazy Joe.

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Well that's what I heard.

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Charlie's been doing a lot of bowling these nights hasn't he?

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Yeah he loves it.

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He didn't seem to when he and Harriet were so palsy-wellsy.

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I heard something about that but I don't believe it.

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I do.

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I heard them arguing plenty in the hall the other day.

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Did you hear that Charlie and Harriet had a big blow off last night?

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Something about another guy.

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Yeah, yeah I heard things weren't going so hot with those two lately.

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Say listen, you hear that Harriet and Charlie had a big scrap the other night?

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Old news Marty, old news.

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I understand she's got a guy up north and Charlie is burning it.

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Ah he ought to bust her head wide open.

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It would serve her right for two-timing a nice guy like Charlie.

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You said it Marty.

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There was the motive.

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Signed, sealed, wrapped up in a big red ribbon and ready to be delivered.

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The next afternoon I heard Charlie making a date with her for that night.

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He didn't know it but it was going to be his last date.

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Well when the five o'clock whistle blew and Charlie went in to wash his hands, I slipped

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over to his workbench.

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I grabbed the steel pipe he used on his drill press and slipped it under my coat.

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I wore gloves so my fingerprints wouldn't show on it.

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Smart huh?

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Only Charlie's fingerprints were on the pipe.

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I waited outside the plant and in a little while Charlie walked by.

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I walked alongside him and started to talk.

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You got a minute Charlie?

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Oh sure, what's on your mind?

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Well there's an idea I've been working on that can speed production in our department.

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Can I talk to you tonight for an hour or so?

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Sorry Joe, can't tonight, I got a date.

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But with my idea each man can turn out 150 valves a day easy.

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I got it all worked out in a model in my room.

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Can't you make it tonight?

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I told you I've got a date.

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You're always giving me that company spirit stuff when it doesn't cost you anything.

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Okay Charlie, I took you up on it.

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I've been giving up my nights to work on this idea.

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I didn't expect nothing out of it.

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But when I asked you to give up a measly hour you're too busy.

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Why can't you come over after your date?

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Take it easy.

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I didn't know you were so hot about all this.

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Okay if it means so much to you, suppose I leave my girl about 11 and get to your room

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a few minutes later.

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Ah that's swell Charlie.

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I'll be waiting for you.

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I may be out for a minute or two but the door will be open so wait for me huh?

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See you later.

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You bet.

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Everything was working like I planned.

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Pretty good for a dumb guy huh?

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Well I grabbed a bite of dinner and then dropped over to Charlie's boarding house.

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He lived on the first floor on the back.

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I looked at his window.

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It was open a little.

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Perfect.

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I waited until dark, crushed up the window and dropped in.

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Took only a few seconds to find what I wanted.

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A handkerchief with Charlie's initials on it.

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I was outside and walking down the street before I even had time to get nervous.

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I killed time until about 10.30 and drove over to Harriet's house and waited across

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the street.

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In a little while Harriet and Charlie walked up, talked for a little while.

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Then Charlie looked at his watch and kissed her good night.

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And I waited for a few minutes after he left and then I walked up to her room.

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Who's there?

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It's me Harriet, Joe Jordan.

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I got to tell you something about Charlie.

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Joe, what is it?

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Ah, don't get nervous.

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Nothing happened.

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I'm just playing a little trick on Charlie.

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Oh, here I'm a bit scared for a second.

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Come on in Joe.

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I was just making a little home recording of the song, singing along with the radio.

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I know Charlie will get a big kick out of it.

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Yeah.

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That's your favorite song, isn't it?

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Charlie's too.

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We love it.

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You really go for that guy, don't you?

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Any question about it?

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Joe, we were going to tell everyone in a few days anyway, so you may as well know right

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now.

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Charlie and I are going to be married in three weeks when we get our vacation.

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Isn't that wonderful?

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Yeah, that's wonderful.

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Only you're taking your vacation a little sooner than that, baby.

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What do you mean?

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You're not marrying him or anybody else, see?

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Are you kidding?

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Get out of here, you little jerk.

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I'm a little jerk, am I?

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Joe!

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Joe, what are you going to do with it?

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Joe, no, no!

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I did it.

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It was done.

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I looked at it again and it was done.

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I'm going to go home.

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I'm going to go home.

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I'm going to go home.

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I'm going to go home.

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I'm going to go home.

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I'm going to go home.

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I'm going to go home.

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I'm going to go home.

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I'm going to go home.

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I looked at the clock.

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It was 11.10.

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He'd just be getting to my room now.

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Five minutes to kill.

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I dropped Charlie's handkerchief on the floor, then messed up the joint.

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It looked like a struggle.

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I waited till 11.15, then smashed the clock.

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It stopped dead.

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I dropped the steel pipe on the floor, blew the place fast and raced home.

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I ran up the stairs, worried that maybe Charlie had left.

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Where have you been, Joe?

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I was just getting ready to leave.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Charlie.

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I got stuck.

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All right.

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Where's the model you were talking about?

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Oh, gee, I'm sorry to have dragged you all the way over here for nothing.

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It's still at the welders.

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I thought it would sure be here by tonight.

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Let's make it tomorrow.

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You're a great one.

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You messed up my whole evening.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I poured a couple of drinks into him so he wouldn't get home till late.

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And then I dropped off to a nice restful sleep.

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The next morning, I was on the job at 8 on the dot.

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Charlie was there already, but that didn't worry me.

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It wouldn't be for long.

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About an hour later, the kid from the front office came up and said something to Charlie

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and he left the shop.

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That was it.

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Those were the cops.

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And Charlie was a dead pigeon.

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Well, I went on with my work, not doing very much, just faking, because I knew I was next.

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And I was.

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The same kid came at lunchtime and told me I was wanted at the front gate.

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I got a little nervous when I saw the two big coppers, but as soon as they spoke, I

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felt it was going to be all right.

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George Jordan?

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Yeah, that's me.

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I'm Lieutenant Sullivan, Homicide Squad.

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Hope you don't mind coming down to headquarters with us.

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I want to ask you a couple of questions.

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No, I don't mind.

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What's it all about?

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Where were you last night, Jordan?

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Last night?

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Oh, I hit the hay early.

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What time?

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Well, I was awful tired and I had a tough day at the shop yesterday.

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I guess about nine thirty.

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Did you see Charlie Harris last night?

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No, I saw him when we left the plant yesterday, about five.

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Hey, where's Charlie now?

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He left the shop about ten this morning.

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Never mind, but he says he was in your room at eleven fifteen.

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Well, maybe he was.

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Charlie Harris is a nice guy and he don't lie.

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If he says so, then it's probably right.

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I thought you said you went to bed about nine thirty.

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No, I did.

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Maybe I was asleep when he came in.

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Maybe I was talking in my sleep when he was there.

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I wouldn't want to louse up Charlie.

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So what are you guys trying to pin on me?

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If Charlie's in a jam, I got to know what he said.

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I got to back him up.

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Save it, kid.

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Tell me, do you know Harriet Slate?

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That no good two time and dame double crossing a good guy like Charlie.

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Why, he was just telling me when we left the plant yesterday that he was going to get it

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settled last night once and for all.

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So what are you smiling at?

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Did I say something?

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Smart, huh?

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I handled that smart, didn't I?

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Do you see now how I worked the whole thing out, every little detail?

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Remember how I planned it that night in bed when the pounding stopped like I told you

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before?

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The trial was a cinch.

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The D.A. had all the evidence he needed and a little more.

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Charlie was with her that night.

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Proved.

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The steel pipe was his, wasn't it?

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Proved.

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It was his fingerprints, wasn't it?

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Proved.

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And the motive?

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The boys in the plant furnished that.

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They were perfect witnesses.

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They liked Charlie, tried to help him.

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But they had to admit the stories that were going around.

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And the piece de resistance, that's French, you know, was the way I knocked his alibi

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for a loop.

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Now you see why I smashed the clock at 1115?

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Boy, you should have seen that guy when the jury came in with the verdict.

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Charles Herons, will you rise and come before the court?

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Charles Herons, the jury of your peers has found you guilty of murder in the first degree.

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And I hear...

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Oh, boy, what a day.

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You should have seen him.

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He stood there trying to put on that big shot stuff even then.

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Trying to act like he wasn't scared to die.

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I could tell he was ready to faint right there and then.

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But the newspaper guys were taking in and they said he stood straight and fine and brave

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in that courtroom like a soldier facing a firing squad.

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That's what they said, the dopes.

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But I knew he was yellow.

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Or else why wouldn't he have picked on me just because he was boss, huh?

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So you see, I was smarter than he thought, than anybody thought.

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Even the DA and those cops.

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That was a funny situation, wasn't it?

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The real murder was in court, first in the testimony that convicted that forced lob.

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And no one knew it.

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That's a good one, huh?

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That's a good one.

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It's time, Joe.

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Be brave now, Joseph.

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We must go.

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All right, Father, but let me tell you the punch line.

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Come on, Joe.

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It's time.

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Oh, quit it.

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So we'll be a minute late, so you'll pay the guy who pulls the switch a minute overtime.

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The state can afford it.

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I've been telling Father the whole story.

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I've got to tell him the snapper, don't I?

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Let him finish.

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Go on, my son.

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It was a fluke, Father.

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A million to one shot.

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They never would have gotten me if not for one thing.

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One little mistake, Father.

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If not for that, it would have been a perfect crime.

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It would have been me walking around here free now, not Charlie.

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You see, the night I knocked the doll off, she up and told me she was making a recording

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of that song on the radio.

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She told me, you hear?

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And I forgot all about it.

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So all the time I was spilling my guts to Harriet, that machine was taking down every

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word and I forgot all about it.

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If I'd smashed the record, if I'd only smashed it that night.

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But Harriet's old lady got her things.

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And a few weeks later decided to play the records.

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And she heard the whole thing, my whole confession, just as if I spilled to the cops.

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Father, we must go now, Joseph.

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Okay, Father, I'm coming.

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Come on and watch a real man walk down the last mile.

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You've seen plenty of guys walking down this road, didn't you, Warden?

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I bet none of them took it as good as me, did they?

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They say guys crack up on this little walk, don't they?

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Not me, I got guts.

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I bet Charlie would have cracked up by now, hey, Warden, he'd be screaming his yellow

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head off.

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He wouldn't be taking it like me.

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There's nothing to be scared of.

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Guy pulls a little switch and it's all over.

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They say you don't feel a thing.

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You don't feel nothing, do you, Warden?

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Oh, you should know, you've seen plenty get it.

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It doesn't hurt, does it?

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I could have been a big man in this town.

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With a classy car.

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A big house with servants and a beautiful wife.

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You have a beautiful wife.

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I got a tough break, one in a million, I tell you.

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But it's all in the game, see?

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Come see, come saw.

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That's French, you know.

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I'm taking it pretty good, ain't I?

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Not many take it like me, do they, Warden?

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You think the papers will say I sit up straight and fine and brave, huh?

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Like a guy facing a firing squad?

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I'm taking it pretty good, ain't I, Warden?

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Ain't I, Father?

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I'm taking it pretty good, ain't I?

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I'm not afraid.

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You know that, don't you?

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Don't you?

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I'm not!

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ци omme éa cê aacht et me, Ma de,I j'ij o b3$, min, g3cause l'im d'en kindergarten'

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No l've had none of it!

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Gone in a hundred plus breastcoachers'

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No, not only me.

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in which Sam Edwards starred in tonight's presentation of This Will Kill You.

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Listen again next week when we again bring you another story in radio's outstanding theater of thrills,

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Suspense.

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Suspense is produced and directed by Anthony Ellis. Tonight's script was written by Peter Ashley.

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The music was composed by Rene Gerrigang and conducted by Wilbur Hatch.

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Featured in the cast were Vic Perrin, Charles Seal, Leonard Weinrib, Lillian Biaf and Barney Phillips.

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The music was composed by Rene Gerrigang and conducted by Wilbur Hatch.

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