1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,200 Auto Light and its 98,000 dealers bring you Kathy and Elliot Lewis in tonight's presentation 2 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:15,200 of Suspense. 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:23,960 Tonight, Auto Light presents the story of a man who had everything to live for and committed 4 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,360 murder to prove it to himself. 5 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:31,560 Joker Wild, our stars Kathy and Elliot Lewis. 6 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:37,800 Hey Harlow! 7 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,920 Why it's Oscar, the super smooth and scintillating sedan. 8 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:47,000 Super smooth is right Harlow, I'm equipped with an auto light electrical system. 9 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:52,060 Ah, there's none better Oscar, and it's because your auto light electrical system is designed 10 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:58,120 to operate as a team with all units and component parts related by auto light engineering design 11 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:03,040 and manufacturing skill to give you the smoothest performance money can buy. 12 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:06,880 I know how important the electrical system is Harlow. 13 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:12,400 Sure you do Oscar, and you know too how important it is to have only auto light original service 14 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:17,480 parts used when replacements are needed, because only these parts are designed by auto light 15 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:23,440 engineers who design complete electrical systems used as original equipment on many leading 16 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,480 makes of our finest cars, trucks and tractors. 17 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:32,240 So friends, always insist on auto light original service parts for your auto light equipped 18 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,240 car. 19 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,160 It pays in performance. 20 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:40,600 And remember from bumper to tail light, you're always right with auto light. 21 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:48,080 Now auto light presents Joker Wilde starring Cathy and Elliot Lewis, hoping once again 22 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:58,600 to keep you in suspense. 23 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,960 Well if you think I'm pretty Mr. Malloy, I suppose it's your right to think so. 24 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,840 Oh you are Rosalie, you're very... 25 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,480 Very well, let us concede the point. 26 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:10,560 But let us also understand the circumstances under which you've made that statement. 27 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,560 Now here we are. 28 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,560 Rosalie. 29 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:17,040 Here we are Mr. Malloy with the great vast Pacific Ocean, a carpet so to speak under 30 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,040 our feet. 31 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,040 And the moon above and the sun. 32 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,040 Rosalie. 33 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,040 You must hear me out Mr. Malloy. 34 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:27,080 You know my friends all tell me I have the uncanny knack to size up any situation, romantic 35 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,000 or otherwise. 36 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,720 Now this situation for example... 37 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,180 Let's not knock the situation Rosalie, I planned it very carefully. 38 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:35,840 This takes planning? 39 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,560 Waiting to a lonesome girl from a long car? 40 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:42,040 Bringing her to a place like this where she can look strange and mysterious on a cliff 41 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,120 high above the ocean? 42 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,840 And what planning does it take to slip your arm about her as you've already done on numerous 43 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:48,840 occasions this evening? 44 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,120 Isn't that what you expected when you got in the car? 45 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:56,720 At first I confess I was very flattered Mr. Malloy, being who you are. 46 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:01,500 Having seen your movies, having heard you weekly on the radio, a famous comic personality 47 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,500 like you. 48 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,680 What girl wouldn't be flattered riding with Harry Malloy? 49 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,680 Come here Rosalie. 50 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,020 Why should I do that? 51 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,240 I want to talk to you. 52 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,840 I want to tell you something. 53 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,320 Very well. 54 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,720 Now what is it? 55 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,720 I'm a comedian. 56 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,040 You haven't been very funny this evening. 57 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:20,720 I know, you see this is an important evening for me, it's not a time to be funny. 58 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,560 You might not believe this but I've been looking for a girl like you. 59 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,560 Some line. 60 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,040 For a girl exactly like you. 61 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,880 For the last several nights I've been riding around the city just looking. 62 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,320 I saw you and I watched you for a long time. 63 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,320 Watched me? 64 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,800 I was driving along and I saw you come out of that restaurant. 65 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,640 You parked, I saw you walk towards that corner, I followed you. 66 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:43,080 Let me tell you this Mr. Malloy, if I hadn't just missed my bus you never would have gotten 67 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,000 me in your car. 68 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,040 Don't you like me Rosalie? 69 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,120 Personally you're a big disappointment. 70 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,360 When I get home tonight I'll tell my mother and father I met Harry Malloy and he's not 71 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,360 funny. 72 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,360 He's not at all like you. 73 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,360 No. 74 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,160 No you won't tell him that. 75 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,160 What? 76 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,160 Nothing. 77 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:04,720 It's very chilly Mr. Malloy and I've seen enough of the vast Pacific from a cliff. 78 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:05,720 You may take me home now. 79 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:06,720 No way. 80 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,720 You may take me home now please. 81 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,640 Listen Rosalie, you say you saw me in pictures. 82 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:11,640 Yeah every one. 83 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,640 Which one do you like best? 84 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,080 Are you taking a poll Mr. Malloy? 85 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,480 Just tell me which one do you like best? 86 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:22,760 Harry well, the one where you dressed up like a girl in the disguise. 87 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:23,760 You were funny. 88 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,760 I saw it three times. 89 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,920 You know that thing you do that funny way you walk. 90 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:30,920 You like that huh? 91 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,280 Always a scream. 92 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,320 I screamed I know that, I guess everybody does. 93 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:40,040 I'll do the bit for you, come on get out of the car. 94 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,040 That's it now give me a coat. 95 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,040 You mean it? 96 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,040 Sure I mean it. 97 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,040 All right. 98 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,760 What did I tell mom and pop? 99 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,720 Yeah there we are. 100 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,760 Turn your head Rosalie, I'm gonna roll up my pants legs. 101 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:55,240 There we are. 102 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,700 And this one. 103 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:59,200 You can look now Rosalie. 104 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,720 Can you whistle? 105 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,720 Sure. 106 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,720 Whistle. 107 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,720 What's the tune? 108 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:05,720 I'm funny huh? 109 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:06,720 I'm a funny man. 110 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:07,720 You're a scream. 111 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:36,600 Hey mom,elimizión, web lunat. 112 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:52,900 The fact that I just killed a girl doesn't change a thing. 113 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:53,900 I create comedy. 114 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:58,040 I stand up on a stage or my picture's on the screen or I stand behind a microphone. 115 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,040 People laugh. 116 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,800 Had that girl say it, an uncanny knack. 117 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,800 That's it. 118 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,620 And it's been going on for 22 years. 119 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:06,620 Think about it. 120 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:08,360 22 years making funnies. 121 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,160 It's quite a nice life. 122 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:14,720 Big cars, three of them, big house, two of them, one in Palm Springs, one in Hollywood. 123 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:15,720 Money, lots. 124 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:19,460 It's a nice life, but there's one problem. 125 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,360 No one takes me seriously. 126 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:26,680 Harry Molloy, comic, buffoon, clown, nothing else. 127 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,520 Even I began to believe it. 128 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,640 Until the other day I set up a problem for myself. 129 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,320 Harry, I said, you make people laugh. 130 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,040 How about making them cry? 131 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,280 To create comedy, I said. 132 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:39,200 Now let's see if you can create a tragedy. 133 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,480 So I planned it and I just did it. 134 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,620 I pushed the girl named Rosalie off a cliff. 135 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,560 She had a mom and pop. 136 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,720 They'll cry. 137 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:56,000 That's very tragic. 138 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,720 You know, the next couple of days I felt great. 139 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,720 You know the feeling. 140 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,280 You set your mind to do something and you do it. 141 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,720 And you tell people about it. 142 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:07,880 But how are you going to tell anybody you just pushed the girl off a cliff? 143 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:08,880 Then something else happened. 144 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,480 It was the third day after I did it. 145 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,080 Not a word in the papers about Rosalie. 146 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,960 Her body hadn't been found. 147 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:18,740 So for a man like me, a performer for 22 years, you can understand the crack I was in. 148 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:24,140 Not only couldn't I tell anyone what I did, no one even knew it was done. 149 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:26,000 So that evening I didn't feel so good. 150 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,880 I had to talk to someone. 151 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,840 I always talked to Liz. 152 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,840 Harry, lover, come in. 153 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:38,840 Come in, come in, wherever you are. 154 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,840 Betty, Bats, look what we got. 155 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,840 Look what we've got. 156 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,320 Kiss me, lover. 157 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,320 We're playing a game, Harry. 158 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,320 Come on. 159 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:50,760 Me and you, Harry, we'll kill him. 160 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:51,760 Let go, Bats. 161 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:52,760 I want to say hello to Freddie. 162 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:53,760 Just wave. 163 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:54,760 He'll understand. 164 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:55,760 Shut it out. 165 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:56,760 Liz, I want to talk to you. 166 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,760 We're playing a game, Harry. 167 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:58,760 It's important. 168 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,760 I got something on my mind. 169 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:00,760 Try it on all of us. 170 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:01,760 We'll laugh, darling. 171 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:02,760 We'll have a good time. 172 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,200 Hey Harry, I'm striped in certain seasons. 173 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,880 I got two legs and I hibernate. 174 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:06,880 Now what am I? 175 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:07,880 Later, Freddie, I want to talk to Liz. 176 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:08,880 It's the game. 177 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:09,880 What am I? 178 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:10,880 He's a bear in a pinstripe suit. 179 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:11,880 Don't tell him. 180 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:12,880 Liz. 181 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:13,880 You look worried, lover. 182 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:14,880 What's the matter? 183 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,880 Let's go in the kitchen. 184 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:16,880 For a drink of water, Harry? 185 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,280 I haven't had an invitation like that since I was 14. 186 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,880 How about that kiss, Harry? 187 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:21,880 Ask me into the kitchen. 188 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,440 Why, I haven't heard that since I was 12. 189 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,440 Let me know what happens, Liz. 190 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,440 I can't remember. 191 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,440 Please, Liz. 192 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,440 Sure. 193 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:29,440 Close the door. 194 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:35,200 What's the matter, honey? 195 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,560 I want you to tell me something. 196 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:39,440 All right, lover, you name it, you've got it. 197 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,440 What kind of a man am I? 198 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,800 That's the game Freddie and Vance are playing. 199 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,080 I want you to tell me. 200 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:49,360 You're foursquare, kind, courteous, loyal, obedient and trustworthy. 201 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,400 You're a lot of laughs and I love you. 202 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,400 You really love me, Liz? 203 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,400 No, not really. 204 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,400 But I'm a lot of laughs. 205 00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:00,120 For 10 years since I've known you, up until just now, honey. 206 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,640 Just now, you're dull. 207 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,040 All of a sudden, I'm not a big yack and all of a sudden, I'm dull. 208 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,040 Is that the way it is? 209 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,320 That's right. 210 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,600 I'm going to tell you something, Liz. 211 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,680 You don't know me. 212 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,400 You don't know the kind of man I am. 213 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,080 All right, I'll play. 214 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,360 What kind of man are you? 215 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,760 I got things going for me nobody knows about. 216 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,880 All right already, and... 217 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:21,880 Inside it eats, Liz. 218 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,520 I got more to me than making people laugh. 219 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,600 Oh, yeah, gee, huh? 220 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,600 That's an old bitch. 221 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,600 You stay here in the kitchen and sing. 222 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,600 I'm going to go in and play with... 223 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:30,600 No, listen to me. 224 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,600 Lover. 225 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:35,040 Please, Liz, listen to me. 226 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,760 Make it brief, Harry. 227 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,440 Three days ago, I did something. 228 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,440 Something naughty? 229 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,640 Now listen, I've got to tell you about it. 230 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,120 I got to tell somebody about it or it's no good. 231 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,120 You flipped? 232 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,040 I'm not just a clown, Liz. 233 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,040 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 234 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,480 I did something important, something big. 235 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,680 This is the last bite I'll give you, Harry. 236 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,080 What did you do? 237 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,080 I made somebody cry. 238 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,080 Harry. 239 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,080 What? 240 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,080 These are the jokes, huh? 241 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,080 These are the jokes? 242 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,080 I did it! 243 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,080 I did it! 244 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,080 Guess what I am? 245 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,680 I'm a fuzzy bear in a pinstripe suit. 246 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:07,680 See, Harry? 247 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:11,920 Freddie knows what he is, so I'm going to tell you what you are. 248 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:12,920 A comedian. 249 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,520 You're a funny fellow. 250 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,440 When you're not funny, Harry, you're dead. 251 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:19,440 Let's have laughs, huh? 252 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:29,960 That was Sunday evening. 253 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,160 Monday morning, a very large thing happened in my life. 254 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,320 It was served to me for breakfast with my eggs. 255 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:39,880 The morning newspaper had it headlined, girl washed up on beach at Malibu. 256 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:44,320 Girl identified as Rosalie Barton missing from home for four nights. 257 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:45,720 Identification by her mother and father. 258 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,080 Street address given. 259 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,840 The part that would never get in the papers, of course, was why it happened, which was 260 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:56,440 me, Harry Malloy, creator of tragedy. 261 00:10:56,440 --> 00:11:03,800 I had to go see for myself. 262 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,680 Rosalie Barton lived in a cheap little California bungalow. 263 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,960 One floor, one palm tree, a geranium bed that needed watering. 264 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,920 One thing was funny, though. 265 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:15,760 Have you ever noticed the audience a tragedy gets, especially when it's for free? 266 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,120 Well, a Barton house didn't have it. 267 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,720 They should have been all over the lawn, onto the pavement, neighbors, kids, the people 268 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:25,800 who hop in their cars and come from all over the city to look me in on tears. 269 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,160 But no, nobody around. 270 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:32,560 I parked my car a couple of blocks away and walked to the house, up the path, onto the 271 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,600 porch, near the window. 272 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,760 I looked under the drawn window blind to see what I was looking for. 273 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,600 Hysterical parents, bewildered, grief stricken. 274 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,320 But I only saw a room. 275 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,320 No people. 276 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,520 And I saw this. 277 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,680 Near the window, a high boy. 278 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:56,080 And on it, a picture of the dead girl, looking at me and smiling at me. 279 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,080 I looked too. 280 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,080 I couldn't see anything. 281 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,080 Huh? 282 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,160 They're still at the funeral parlor, her mother and father. 283 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,840 They must be very upset, huh? 284 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,200 No, they're taking it real good. 285 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,880 I live right next door and I came over to see them last night and they're taking it real 286 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:08,880 wonderful. 287 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:09,880 Didn't even cry. 288 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:10,880 Oh. 289 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:11,880 Hey. 290 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:12,880 Yeah? 291 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,880 Aren't you Harry Malloy? 292 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:15,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 293 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,560 What do you mean her parents didn't cry? 294 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,560 Well, aren't you? 295 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,840 Sure you are. 296 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,960 Didn't they love their own daughter? 297 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:22,960 Why didn't they cry? 298 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,440 Well, if they did, nobody's son. 299 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,040 Hey, what are you doing here, Mr. Malloy? 300 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,280 Well, what happened? 301 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,200 I was just driving by. 302 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,200 Just driving by? 303 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,200 No, seriously. 304 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,200 I'd read about what happened. 305 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,360 Seriously? 306 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,360 You seriously? 307 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,360 Well, yeah. 308 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,360 I'm trying to tell you that I'm... 309 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,400 Hey, Jonesy, look who's here. 310 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,400 Harry Malloy. 311 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,080 Hey, no, wait. 312 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,440 This is my neighbor, Jonesy. 313 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,440 Harry Malloy. 314 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,440 Hi, Harry. 315 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,440 How are you? 316 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,440 Hey, you gonna be here a minute? 317 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,440 I want to get my wife. 318 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,440 Get your wife? 319 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,440 What do you need your wife for? 320 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,440 He kills me. 321 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,440 Wait a second. 322 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,440 Hey, Reba. 323 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,440 Reba, come here a minute. 324 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,440 Jonesy never does a thing without Reba. 325 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,440 You like Reba. 326 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,440 She's a great giggly. 327 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,440 Yeah, well, I gotta go. 328 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,440 Come on, stick around, Mr. Malloy, that the whole neighborhood feels bad about what happened 329 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,440 to Rose. 330 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,440 Oh, stick around. 331 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,440 You want funnies now? 332 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,440 A young girl, someone you knew murdered and all you do is laugh. 333 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,440 Something's wrong with you. 334 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,440 I'm sorry. 335 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,440 I'm sorry. 336 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,440 I'm sorry. 337 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,440 I'm sorry. 338 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,440 I'm sorry. 339 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:14,440 I'm sorry. 340 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,440 Hey, here's Reba. 341 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,440 Hi, Harry. 342 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,440 What are you laughing about? 343 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,040 I haven't said anything. 344 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,040 Some giggler, huh, Harry? 345 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,040 All right, calm down now. 346 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,040 I want to tell you something. 347 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,040 Reba? 348 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,040 Reba. 349 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,040 Seriously. 350 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,280 I want to tell you all why I'm here. 351 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:37,240 I read in the newspaper about a girl's being killed, and I was driving by... 352 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,240 He was driving by. 353 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,240 Get this. 354 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,240 Go on, Harry. 355 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,240 Go on. 356 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,240 Just like a similar situation happened to me once before. 357 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,640 No, seriously. 358 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,640 Ran out of gas, huh? 359 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,640 Had a flat tire, Harry? 360 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:50,640 What? 361 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,680 Go on, tell us what you're doing here. 362 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,720 You get this, Johnson. 363 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,720 Go on, Harry. 364 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:02,200 Well, I stopped by because I saw a fellow looked hungry, so I pulled over and I said, 365 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,200 oh, hey, you look hungry. 366 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,560 He said, no, I'm not hungry, but I would like 10 cents for a cup of coffee, so I offered 367 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,560 him a dime. 368 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,560 Yeah, honest, I did. 369 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,520 But he just shook his head. 370 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,520 He wouldn't take it. 371 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,520 I said, what's the matter, Misty? 372 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,000 He asked me for a dime for a cup of coffee, didn't he? 373 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,280 He said, if you don't mind, Mr. Malloy, I'd like 10 pennies. 374 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,280 I said, why? 375 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,320 He said, I like drip coffee. 376 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:25,560 So I gave him six pennies. 377 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,560 Let him drink it without cream. 378 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:32,320 You're the funniest man in the world, Mr. Malloy. 379 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,320 You killed me. 380 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,320 You killed me. 381 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:51,360 Auto Light is bringing you Kathy and Elliot Lewis in Joker Wild. 382 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:58,200 Tonight's presentation in radio's outstanding theater of thrills, Suspense. 383 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:09,920 Hey, Oscar, sound your horn. 384 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,840 Play your radio. 385 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,840 Start your engine. 386 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,960 Hey, what's all that for, hello? 387 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:23,040 Why, all those operations depend on the sure, smooth performance of your auto light electrical 388 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,340 system, Oscar. 389 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,640 And so do the lights, heater, electric windshield wiper and lighter. 390 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,920 They all depend on my auto light electrical system, Harlow. 391 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,520 They sure do, Oscar. 392 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:37,520 And what's more, your auto light electrical system works every second your engine runs. 393 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,600 That's why auto light electrical systems, designed to give the smoothest performance 394 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:47,040 money can buy, are used as original equipment on many leading makes of our finest cars, 395 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,040 trucks and tractors. 396 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,080 They're the best, Harlow. 397 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,560 Right you are, Oscar. 398 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:56,680 And friends, treat the electrical system of your car to a periodic checkup at your car 399 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,920 dealers or authorized auto light service station. 400 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:04,440 To quickly locate your nearest authorized auto light service station, look in the classified 401 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:10,720 section of your phone book or call Western Union by number and ask for operator 25. 402 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:16,960 And remember, from bumper to tail light, you're always right with auto light. 403 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:22,480 And now auto light brings back to our Hollywood soundstage, Kathy and Elliot Lewis. 404 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:33,200 In Elliot Lewis's production of Joker Wild, a tale well calculated to keep you in suspense. 405 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:43,000 I told them jokes and they laughed. 406 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,120 No tears, no tragedy, just funny stories. 407 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,120 I was a murderer and they were laughing. 408 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:52,800 It was a good performance, not exactly the one I counted on, but a good performance. 409 00:16:52,800 --> 00:17:01,160 I left them laughing and begging for more. 410 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:06,520 But still there was the need, the need to tell somebody, make somebody believe me. 411 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:11,360 I'd done the biggest thing in my life and a good performer deserves appreciation, an 412 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,360 audience. 413 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,920 The size of the house didn't matter. 414 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,640 Go back to Liz. 415 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,560 Try again. 416 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,320 Hi, lover. 417 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:25,360 Can I come in? 418 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,360 When did you ever have to ask? 419 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,360 Had lunch? 420 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,360 No. 421 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,360 Come on, I'll pour you something. 422 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,360 All right. 423 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,360 Harry? 424 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,360 What? 425 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,720 What was wrong with you last night? 426 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,480 I tried to tell you, you wouldn't listen. 427 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,240 Ah, lover, was I mean? 428 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,240 Yes. 429 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,240 Yes, you were. 430 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,640 That's my Harry. 431 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:48,640 Drink your drink. 432 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,640 Yeah. 433 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:53,360 It's just Harry, nothing at all. 434 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:58,120 What is it, Harry? 435 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:03,840 You have this morning's paper, Liz? 436 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,280 This morning's paper. 437 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,160 Here, read this. 438 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,160 About the drowned girl? 439 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,880 I read it this morning over coffee. 440 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,880 What about it? 441 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,040 What kind of a man do you think could have done this? 442 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,040 Done what? 443 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,040 Murdered her. 444 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,040 Pushed her into the ocean. 445 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,040 Give me the paper. 446 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:22,400 What does it say she was murdered? 447 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,400 Here, was pushed. 448 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,400 Or fell. 449 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,520 You want a new kick, Harry? 450 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,520 What's the matter with you? 451 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,520 Liz, do me a favor, will you? 452 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,520 Sure. 453 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,520 Do it my way, will you? 454 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:34,800 Let's just play she was pushed into the ocean. 455 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,360 What kind of a man do you think could have done anything like that? 456 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,360 A nut. 457 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,360 Uh-uh. 458 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,560 Look, I don't get this. 459 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,840 What's it to me about this girl? 460 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:43,840 What's it to you? 461 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,440 What kind of a man did it? 462 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,000 A man of cold intelligence. 463 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 A crazy man. 464 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,400 A creative man. 465 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,960 One who wanted to express himself in a profound... 466 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:53,960 Profound. 467 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,960 Oh, brother, a nut. 468 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:55,960 You listen to me. 469 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,840 I'll tell you what kind of man murdered that girl. 470 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,840 I know. 471 00:18:58,840 --> 00:18:59,840 Now, you just listen. 472 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:00,840 It was getting funny, lover. 473 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,840 I'll just answer the phone. 474 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,840 I'll be right back. 475 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:03,840 Hello? 476 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:04,840 Hi. 477 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:05,840 There's nothing. 478 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:06,840 Nothing at all. 479 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,840 Harry's here. 480 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:08,840 Oh, huh? 481 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,840 How was it? 482 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:14,840 Yeah, I thought so. 483 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:19,840 I have to see it myself. 484 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,840 What? 485 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:21,840 What? 486 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:22,840 I can't hear you, darling. 487 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,840 Hang on a minute. 488 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:24,840 Harry, do your London Bridges later, huh? 489 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:25,840 Yeah. 490 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,840 Where were we? 491 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:27,840 Oh, yeah. 492 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,840 Yeah? 493 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:29,840 Just like that, huh? 494 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,840 That's life. 495 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:31,840 Sure, darling. 496 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,840 Of course. 497 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:33,840 What? 498 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,840 Oh. 499 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,840 What? 500 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,840 I guess so. 501 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,840 I guess it could be arranged. 502 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,840 Of course I can keep my mouth shut. 503 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:43,840 You know... 504 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:44,840 Wait a minute. 505 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,840 We're Harry. 506 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,840 Harry, I'm trying to talk to you. 507 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:47,840 Harry! 508 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,840 Harry's split. 509 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,840 I call you back. 510 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,840 Try it with your head, Harry. 511 00:19:50,840 --> 00:20:01,840 You need a cold shower or whatever boys do when they act like this. 512 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,840 What's the matter, lover? 513 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:04,840 All right, all right. 514 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:05,840 All right what? 515 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,840 I'm getting out of here. 516 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,840 You won't listen to me. 517 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,840 I'll find somebody who'll listen. 518 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,840 Tell me, baby. 519 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,840 I'll listen to you. 520 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,840 It's about that girl. 521 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,840 What girl, baby? 522 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,840 The girl named Rosalie, the one in the paper. 523 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,840 The murdered girl. 524 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,840 Oh, baby. 525 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,840 Answer me one thing. 526 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,840 All right. 527 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,840 Do you think I could have killed her? 528 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840 You? 529 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,840 Well, answer me. 530 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,840 You? 531 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,840 Answer me. 532 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,840 Shut up. 533 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,840 Shut up. 534 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,840 Liz. 535 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,840 Liz, please. 536 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,840 You. 537 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,840 You haven't answered me, Liz. 538 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:48,840 I'll tell you, lover, if you want to know. 539 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,600 You're the seven wonders of the world. 540 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,840 Life hits you in the face, you run to the joke file. 541 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,680 A gag for each and every situation. 542 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,680 That's all I am, huh? 543 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,680 I'm not finished. 544 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:58,680 Go on. 545 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,040 Face it, lover. 546 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,440 Nobody takes you seriously. 547 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:07,760 That's why everybody likes you, because you're no problem. 548 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:13,160 This business with banging the piano, that's the joke file I haven't been in with you before. 549 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,160 Just one thing. 550 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,160 Mm-hmm. 551 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,360 Just don't get worrisome around me, Harry. 552 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,800 You won't be welcome around here. 553 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,800 And that's it? 554 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,800 Yep. 555 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,800 All right. 556 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,800 Why do you hear him? 557 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:38,800 I'm borrowing your carving knife for a minute, Liz. 558 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,800 What for? 559 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,600 You see, Liz, there's no use trying to tell you something. 560 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,360 I got to prove it to you. 561 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,760 This is going to be great. 562 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,960 It could be at that. 563 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,280 What's it going to be, Harry? 564 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,640 I'm going to kill you. 565 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,640 That's my Harry. 566 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,640 Yeah. 567 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,200 That's my bit, lover. 568 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,840 Yell, scream, run around. 569 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,080 Let's just work it out together. 570 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,080 Ready? 571 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,080 Come on, kill her. 572 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,080 Yeah. 573 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,080 Well? 574 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,040 I'm going to kill you. 575 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,040 You said that, Harry. 576 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,040 What's the matter? 577 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,040 You running out of material? 578 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,040 I'm not kidding. 579 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,040 I'm supposed to act scared. 580 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,040 All right, Harry. 581 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,040 Ah! 582 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,040 You just wait. 583 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,640 I don't know what you're doing, Harry. 584 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,640 You better have a finish. 585 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,640 Start running. 586 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:15,640 All right. 587 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,640 Swell. 588 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,640 Swell. 589 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,640 Now I need a new lamp. 590 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,640 No, you won't be. 591 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:20,640 There. 592 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,640 That's the finish? 593 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,640 You fall flat on your face? 594 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,960 Oh, Harry, how corny can you get? 595 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,920 You stopped doing that bit when you left Vaudeville. 596 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:32,920 My nose. 597 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:33,920 It's bleeding, lover. 598 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,920 Move your head a little this way so you don't get it all over the rug, huh? 599 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:37,920 No. 600 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,920 Come on, sit up. 601 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,920 Sit up. 602 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:40,920 That's it. 603 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,920 Give me your knife. 604 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:42,920 Hold your head back. 605 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:43,920 Don't be a baby. 606 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,920 Hold your head back. 607 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,920 Bleed bad. 608 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,920 I'll get a towel and some ice cubes. 609 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:47,920 Hold your head back now, Harry. 610 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,920 Here. 611 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,920 How do you feel? 612 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,920 Hurts. 613 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,920 Put this ice in the back of your neck. 614 00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,920 Stop it now. 615 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:00,920 Feels good. 616 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:01,920 Sure does. 617 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:02,920 Liz. 618 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:03,920 Mm-hmm. 619 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:04,920 That girl Rosalie. 620 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,280 Oh, look, Harry, I don't know what this new character is, but why don't you go home until 621 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,640 you get funny again? 622 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,640 I killed her. 623 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,640 Sure, sure. 624 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,640 I did, Liz. 625 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,120 I picked her up, drove her out to the ocean, pushed her off a cliff. 626 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,120 How's her nose? 627 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,120 It stopped bleeding. 628 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,120 Why don't you go home? 629 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,120 I'm not kidding, Liz. 630 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,120 I murdered that girl. 631 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,120 Oh, God. 632 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:23,120 You still don't believe me, do you? 633 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,120 No. 634 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,120 I tried to kill you, too. 635 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,120 You work it out. 636 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,120 We'll practice sometime. 637 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,120 Liz? 638 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,120 Mm-hmm. 639 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,120 Liz? 640 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,120 Don't you say, Liz. 641 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,120 I'm not kidding. 642 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,120 If I never was kidding, I've got to kill you to make you believe me. 643 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,120 Kill you, Liz. 644 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:51,120 It was a minor, 49er, and her name was Clementine. 645 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,120 Hiya, Harry. 646 00:23:54,120 --> 00:24:00,120 How's the old kid? 647 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,120 Kiss me. 648 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,520 Where is Liz? 649 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,520 I'm forced to ask. 650 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,520 In there. 651 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,520 Right over there on the floor. 652 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,520 On the floor? 653 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,520 Hiya, Liz. 654 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,520 Hey, what's this, a new game, Harry? 655 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,520 She's dead. 656 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,520 Oh, we're supposed to ask questions. 657 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,520 You answer yes or no. 658 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,520 We're supposed to tell you who did it. 659 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,520 Such an old game. 660 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,520 What's the... 661 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,520 I did it. 662 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,520 I strangled her. 663 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,520 Hey, kid, you're taking all the fun out of it. 664 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,520 Freddie. 665 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,520 Huh? 666 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,520 Look. 667 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,520 Look at what? 668 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,520 That's Rote. 669 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,520 I strangled her. 670 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,520 Oh. 671 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,520 I don't believe it, Harry. 672 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,520 I don't believe it. 673 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,520 I don't believe it. 674 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,520 I don't believe it. 675 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,520 I don't believe it. 676 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,520 I don't believe it. 677 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,520 I don't believe it. 678 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,520 I don't believe it. 679 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,520 I don't believe it. 680 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,520 I don't believe it. 681 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,520 Oh, not you. 682 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,860 Liz wouldn't believe I could do a thing like this either. 683 00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:40,860 Look what happened to her. 684 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:41,860 I can't believe it. 685 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:44,380 I can't believe it. 686 00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:45,840 You will. 687 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:52,640 Stick around for police, Freddie. 688 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,520 Number, please. 689 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,520 Get me the police. 690 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:06,960 12th precinct, Sergeant Thor speaking. 691 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,280 This is Harry Malloy, Sergeant. 692 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,280 I just... 693 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,280 Harry Malloy? 694 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,280 The comic? 695 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,280 That's right. 696 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,280 I'm at five minutes... 697 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,280 Harry. 698 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,280 Hi, Harry. 699 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,280 What's on your mind? 700 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,280 I just murdered a woman. 701 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,280 What? 702 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,280 I just strangled a woman. 703 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,280 Several days ago, I threw a girl off the cliff. 704 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,280 And tonight's your night for strangling a... 705 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,840 Have a nice party, Harry. 706 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,840 No, listen. 707 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,840 I'm not kidding. 708 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:26,840 I killed a girl. 709 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:27,840 I killed two girls. 710 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:28,840 Sure, sure. 711 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:29,840 You can't believe me. 712 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,840 I'm a murderer. 713 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:44,040 Give me the phone, Harry. 714 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,640 Give me the police, operator. 715 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,880 Police? 716 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,800 I want to report a murder. 717 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,600 Five nine five East Channel Drive. 718 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,160 My name? 719 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,200 Fred Goodwin. 720 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,200 Thank you very much. 721 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,920 It'll be right over, Harry. 722 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,080 Harry, why? 723 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,720 I'm quite a guy, huh? 724 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,720 Answer me. 725 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,600 You're quite a guy. 726 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,240 Harry. 727 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,640 Listen to her, Freddie. 728 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,080 She's crying. 729 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,080 See what I can do? 730 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:30,440 Suspense. 731 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:45,840 Presented by Auto Light. 732 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,280 Tonight's stars, Cathy and Elliot Lewis. 733 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,960 This is Harlow Wilcock speaking for Auto Light. 734 00:26:51,960 --> 00:27:00,120 Auto Light is proud to serve the greatest names in the industry. 735 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:05,040 They are members of the Auto Light family, as well as are the 98,000 Auto Light distributors 736 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:10,600 and dealers in the United States and thousands more in Canada and throughout the world. 737 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,640 Our family also includes the nearly 30,000 men and women in 28 great Auto Light plants 738 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:20,760 from coast to coast and Auto Light plants in many foreign countries, as well as the 739 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:25,960 18,000 people who have invested a portion of their savings in Auto Light. 740 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:31,080 Every Auto Light product is backed by constant research and precision built to the highest 741 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,600 standards of quality and performance. 742 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:46,880 So remember, from bumper to tail light, you're always right with Auto Light. 743 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:53,480 Next week, the true story about the solution to a murder, the documented report of a policeman's 744 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:57,360 patience, intelligence, and bravery. 745 00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:03,840 The man with two faces, our star, Mr. Lloyd Nolan. 746 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:18,000 Next week on Suspense. 747 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:22,720 Suspense is produced and directed by Elliot Lewis with music composed by Lucian Morawick 748 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,560 and conducted by Lud Luskin. 749 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:30,240 Joker Wild was written for Suspense by Morton Fine and David Friedkin. 750 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:35,840 In tonight's story, Charlotte Lawrence was heard as Babs and Joseph Kearns as Freddie. 751 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:40,960 Featured in the cast were Lillian Bief, Gene Wood, Hi Aberback, Larry Thor, and Byron 752 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:46,920 Cain. 753 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:51,800 Auto Light takes this opportunity to pay special tribute to the automotive wholesalers of the 754 00:28:51,800 --> 00:29:00,520 nation who this week will be attending the Automotive Service Industries Show in Atlantic 755 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,560 City. 756 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:23,560 This is the CBS Radio Network.