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Auto Light and its 96,000 dealers present Suspense.

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Tonight, Auto Light brings you a story of treachery and greed.

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A story we call Murder in G Flat, starring Mr. Jack Benny.

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The

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Greetings, Pepito, my favorite free-holy friar. What's on the menu?

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The special, Senor Wilcock. She is Auto Light Stay Full Battery.

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You mean you're serving the battery that needs water only three times a year in normal car use?

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Si, si. What is better for quick, dependable starts, eh?

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Ah, nothing's better than an Auto Light Stay Full, that frisky friend of car owners from coast to coast.

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But... But? You don't want one, Senor?

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Everybody wants an Auto Light Stay Full, the buxom battery with fiberglass retaining mats protecting every positive plate,

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to prevent shedding and flaking, and to keep the Auto Light Stay Full battery power packed for paramount performance.

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Si, si. How you want it, Senor?

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Why, it's perfect, just as it is, Pepito, and built to give longer life, as proved by tests conducted according to accepted life cycle standards.

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So, friends, have your neighborhood Auto Light Battery dealer serve your car, an Auto Light Stay Full battery,

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the battery that needs water only three times a year in normal car use.

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Si, si. And remember...

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You're always right with Auto Light.

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And now with murder in G-flat and the transcribed performance of Mr. Jack Benny,

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Auto Light hopes once again to keep you in suspense.

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Oh, Lieutenant, in here, sir, in the rec hall.

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What's he doing in the rec hall?

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Well, he thought he'd tune the piano while he was waiting, Lieutenant.

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Sunday night. Why couldn't you guys pick a better night than Sunday night?

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My one day off, and I have to come down here.

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Sorry we had to call you, Joe.

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This is the guy, huh?

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Yeah. Hey, you.

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That's it. C-flat. I had my wrench.

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This is the Lieutenant.

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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, Lieutenant.

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Name?

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Oh. My name is Remington. Hercules Remington.

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That's it, Joe. We checked.

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Pardon me, Lieutenant, but my wife Martha is going to be awfully worried.

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You see, I haven't seen her since this morning.

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They told me...

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You haven't seen your wife since this morning?

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No, and I thought that if I could phone her and at least tell her where I am...

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Where'd you pick him up?

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Coney Island, Joe. He called us from there.

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Yes, and I should have called my wife, too.

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Look, Lieutenant, I don't want to seem persistent about this.

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Well, I have plenty of time later to call your wife.

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Now, give the Lieutenant the story in detail,

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just like you told it to me on the way down here to the station.

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What kind of work do you do, Remington?

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Well, I'm a piano tuner, Lieutenant.

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Yours is out of tune.

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C-flat, Lieutenant.

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See, if I could get my bag, I'd tune this.

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Look, Remington, I haven't got all night.

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Now, either get on with your story or I'll have...

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All right, Lieutenant.

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But...but I really would like to call my wife first.

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Start your story.

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All right. All right.

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If there's any explaining to be done to my wife, you guys will have to do it.

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We'll be happy to. Now, go ahead.

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Yes, sir.

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Well, Lieutenant, this whole mess started yesterday morning, Saturday.

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I got up, had breakfast with my wife Martha and my Uncle Herman.

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He's my black sheep uncle of the family.

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He's a carnival man, came to work at the World's Fair here,

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and has been living with us ever since.

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I think he ought to pay at least one-third of the rent,

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but Martha, well, she feels sorry for him.

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Anyway, I left the house around 10 o'clock

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on my way to the Lipenridge School of Music.

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I usually tune their pianos on the first Saturday of the month,

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you see, because there aren't any classes there on that Saturday.

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I catch the BMT at 57th and get off at Union Square.

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Well, yesterday morning I got on the subway, just like I always do.

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I carry a little ordinary brown bag with all my tools in it

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and usually lay it right next to me under the seat.

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I was just sitting there thinking hard,

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wondering how I was going to meet the bills at the end of the month

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when a man sat down next to me.

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He shoved something under the seat and just sat there staring ahead.

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B flat, B flat, B flat, B flat, B flat, B flat.

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I beg your pardon.

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Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.

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I guess I got carried away for a moment.

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Four stops later, the man got up, reached under the seat,

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pulled out a little brown bag and started for the door.

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I remember noticing he was bald-headed and wearing big black horn-rimmed glasses.

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For a minute I thought he'd stolen my bag of tools,

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but I reached my hand under the seat and found my bag was still there.

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I remember sort of chucking to myself,

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thinking of the coincidence that he'd been carrying the same type of bag.

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Well, anyway, I got off at Union Square and walked up to the Lippenridge School of Music on 14th.

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There are four floors there, you know, a piano on each floor.

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I usually start at the top and work my way down.

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Well, since the school doesn't have any classes on Saturday, the place was deserted.

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Hmm, that one's sour.

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Yeah, D flat.

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I'll soon have that in shape.

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What the?

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I zipped open my bag to take out my tuning hammer and my wedges,

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but there were no tools in my bag.

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The tools were gone and in their place were bundles and bundles of crisp ten dollar bills.

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And then it hit me.

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A little bald headed man on the subway.

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The man sat down next to me.

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This bag belonged to him.

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He picked up mine by mistake.

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There was no name on the bag, no identification of any kind.

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I started counting one of the bundles.

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Each bundle contained one thousand dollars and ten dollar bills and there were twenty five bundles.

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I had just come here to twenty five thousand dollars.

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When I got home, Martha was washing some clothes out on the back porch and

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Uncle Herman was rolling pennies for his pitchpenny concession.

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I called both of them into the living room, pulled all the shades down,

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closed and locked all the doors and set the bag on the table.

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Hercules, what are you doing back home so soon?

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What kind of nonsense is this, nephew?

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Martha, Uncle Herman.

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You look awful pale.

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I guess I do.

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Hercules, what's the matter with you?

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Listen to me, both of you.

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I... I'm rich.

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Oh, for heaven's sakes, Hercules, act your age.

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I'm not lying to you.

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Look, I gotta get out soon.

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Well, you must be sick.

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Look, will both of you be quiet for just a minute?

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Sounds like he's drunk.

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Are you sick, Hercules?

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Look, I'm not sick and I'm not drunk.

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I've got it right here.

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You've got what?

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Look.

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Wow.

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Hercules.

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Now do you believe me?

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Now do you believe I'm not sick or drunk?

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Look at it.

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Twenty-five thousand dollars.

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Twenty-five thousand dollars?

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That's a lot of money.

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Hercules.

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Hercules, where'd you get all this money?

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I found it.

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Found it.

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Found it?

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Yes.

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I...

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Listen to me, Hercules Remington, don't you lie to me.

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Where'd you get all that money?

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I told you, Martha, I...

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I found it.

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I haven't lived with you for ten years for nothing.

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I know when you're lying to me.

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Now tell me, where'd you get all this money?

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Okay, if I tell you the truth, I...

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I know you won't believe me.

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Well, tell me anyway.

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Well, all right.

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Look, this morning I got on the subway, just like I always do.

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Some little ball-headed man with black horn-rimmed glasses sat down next to me.

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When he got up to get off the subway, I noticed he was carrying a brown bag, just like mine.

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At first I thought it was mine.

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But mine was still under the seat.

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Anyway, when I got to the music school, I opened my bag and...

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and all this money was in it.

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Sounds fantastic.

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Hercules.

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But it's the truth.

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The little man picked up my bag by mistake.

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I searched this one for some identification, but there isn't any.

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Then...

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Then you mean the little ball-headed man has your bag with the tooth in it.

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I guess he does.

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It seems odd that anyone would be carrying this much money around in a little brown bag.

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Odd or not, the fact still remains that I didn't steal it.

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Well, I guess there isn't any way that you could get a hold of this man, so...

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we'll just have to turn the money over to the police.

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The...

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The police?

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Yes, I said the police.

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But... but why?

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Why?

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Good heavens, Hercules, you don't expect to keep this money.

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Why not?

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Which isn't ours.

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Why? Why isn't it ours?

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I found it. I didn't steal it, Martha.

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Hercules.

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Martha, don't you see? Maybe this is fate.

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Maybe we were meant to have this money.

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Maybe if we just...

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You're crazy. You're out of your head.

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You're talking like a madman and I won't have it.

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But Martha...

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You didn't come by this money, honestly. It isn't legally yours.

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Now, wait a minute, Martha. Maybe Hercules is a little...

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Now, you stay out of this, Uncle Herman.

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Hercules, you're going to take this money to the police.

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No.

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No, I'm not.

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I'm not going to take this to the police or anyone else.

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Do you understand me?

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I'm not going to take this money to the police.

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Hercules, I don't understand you at all.

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But mark my words, you'll pay for this.

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Well...

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Don't pay no attention to her, nephew.

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But why does she have to be that way?

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Why can't she understand me just this once?

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Why can't she see my side of it?

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See, I didn't steal this money.

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No, you didn't, nephew.

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Then I'm going to keep it.

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Sure you are, nephew. Sure you are.

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You're going to keep it.

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You bet I am.

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The next morning, that was this morning, Sunday,

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Martha wouldn't speak to me at all.

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Her eyes were all red and puffed up.

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I could see that she'd been crying.

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Uncle Herman wasn't doing much talking either.

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Martha just kept sniffling as she puttered around the stove.

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Martha, my peach isn't peeled.

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Peel it yourself.

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But I...

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Here, I'll peel it for you, nephew.

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Thanks, Uncle Herman.

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Martha, please, won't you try...

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Don't you talk to me.

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No, don't be too hard on him, Martha.

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After all, a man's got a right.

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I told you once, Uncle Herman, you stay out of this.

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It's none of your business.

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Sorry.

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She's plenty mad.

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Well, ain't you going to answer the phone?

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Hello?

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Uh, Mr. Remington?

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Yes?

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Hercules Remington?

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Yes, who is this, please?

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I, uh...

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I want to return you a bag of piano duels to you, Mr. Remington.

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I...

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I believe there was a slight mix-up.

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I believe in my haste, I picked up your bag instead.

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But...

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But how did you find me?

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I mean...

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Oh, it was quite simple.

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There's only one piano tuner with the initials H.R. in New York City.

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Well...

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Well, what do you know?

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You do want your piano tools back, don't you, Mr. Remington?

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Listen to me...

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I don't think you'd like the idea of not being able to tune any more pianos.

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Why?

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And I'd like to have my bag returned.

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Of course.

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As soon as possible.

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Yes.

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Tonight.

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Tonight?

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At 9.30 tonight, meet me at Madison Square Garden.

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Madison Square Garden?

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At 9.30, at the 49th Street entrance.

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The door on the far end will be left slightly open.

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And, uh, please be prompt, Mr. Remington, with my brown bag.

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You see, it will displease my business partner considerably if he finds I've lost the bag.

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All right.

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The 49th Street entrance, the door on the far end.

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Hercules, what's wrong?

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You're as white as a ghost.

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I am?

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You sure are.

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I guess I should be.

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That was the little bald-headed man with horn-rimmed glasses, Uncle Herman.

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I've just lost $25,000.

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Uncle Herman went in the living room to read the Sunday paper.

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I went in the bedroom to tell Martha about the phone call.

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But she wasn't there.

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In fact, she wasn't anywhere in the house.

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She was gone, and I figured that she'd probably gone over to her sister's house.

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I was so nervous the rest of the afternoon I couldn't eat a thing.

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I left the house for Madison Square Garden about nine o'clock,

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from Riches to Rags in about 24 hours, and I was back riding the subway.

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I walked up 8th Avenue to the garden.

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I turned and walked up 49th Street to the entrance and stopped.

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Sure enough, one of the doors on the far end was open a little,

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just as the little man had told me it would be.

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I slipped in through the open door.

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It was pitch black.

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I couldn't see a thing.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Anybody here?

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Hello?

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Is there anyone here?

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What the?

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I stumbled over something and almost fell.

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I struck a match and looked down at a body,

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the body of the little man in horn-rimmed glasses.

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His head was all covered with blood.

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I started to blow out the match, and then something caught my eye.

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Lying next to his body was my brown bag with the initials H.R.

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And next to the bag, covered with blood,

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was my tuning hammer.

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Auto Light is bringing you Mr. Jack Benny in Murder in G-Flat,

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tonight's production in radio's outstanding theater of thrills, Suspense.

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Senor Wilcox, why does the Auto Light Stay Full battery need water

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like Pepito needs a hole in the head?

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Well, Pepito, the Auto Light Stay Full needs water only three times a year

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as normal car use because that consistently conserving

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and constantly cooperating battery has over three times the liquid protection

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of batteries without Stay Full features.

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And why is the Auto Light Stay Full strong as a bull, senor?

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Because of the fiberglass retaining mats protecting every positive plate.

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They prevent shedding and flaking and keep the power producing materials in place.

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Greater convenience and dependable starting, yes senor?

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Right Pepito, and in addition the Auto Light Stay Full battery gives you longer life

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as proved by tests conducted according to accepted life cycle standards.

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And all this make the Stay Full welcome as siesta after fiesta, eh senor?

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in Elliot Lewis's production of Murder in G Flat.

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A tale well calculated to keep you in...

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...suscend.

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Please lieutenant, may I call my wife? I want...

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Finish your story first Mr. Remington, you can call her after that.

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Oh, alright.

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Now you were standing over the body of this man in Madison Square Garden.

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You found your tuning hammer next to the body.

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Yes, yes my tuning hammer.

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Let me tell you lieutenant, I was scared, plenty scared.

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Here I was standing over a dead man in Madison Square Garden

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and clutch in my hand was his brown bag containing $25,000.

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Who would kill him? Who would...

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But I couldn't stop to think about that now, I had to get out of there and fast

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and take my bag and hammer lying on the floor with me.

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I started to reach for my bag when...

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A sound G flat, someone had opened up a knife.

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Whoever was coming toward me, I blew out the match and waited.

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Who was in that corridor with me?

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Was it the business partner of the little man?

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Was it...I started to move backwards and then a big black figure loomed up at me.

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With all my strength I brought the brown bag swinging up from the floor.

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I ran until I thought my legs were done.

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My mind was all fogged up now.

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I couldn't think straight.

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Who was the guy who just tried to kill me?

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One thing I knew for sure, I had to get rid of this money until I could think things out.

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But where? Where could I get rid of it?

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I neared the corner of 59th and 8th Avenue and then saw it.

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A bus terminal. Why not?

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A public locker in the bus station.

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I opened the door and walked in.

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Stratton, Pittsburgh and Philadelphia, leaving in 10 minutes.

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Yes, man, in about 20 minutes.

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Excuse me, mister, I'd like to have a key for a locker.

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Just a second.

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G sharp.

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What did you say?

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Oh, nothing.

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What do you know? I haven't got an empty one right now.

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Have to wait a little while.

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You mean out of all of these hundreds of lockers you haven't got one empty?

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I'm sorry, mister, but you can see for yourself.

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A lot of servicemen in town over the weekend.

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Well, how long will it be?

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Ten, fifteen minutes, maybe a couple of hours.

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Okay, I'll wait. I'll sit over there.

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I bought a paper at the newsstand and sat down on one of the benches.

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I didn't even know what I was reading.

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I just kept... and then I saw it.

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On page two.

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A complete account of a robbery that had occurred on Friday night in one of the downtown post offices.

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Two bandits had escaped with $25,000 in ten dollar bills.

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This was it. It must have been.

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But would the police believe a story like that? Of course they wouldn't.

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I had the money and it was my tuning hammer there, lying next to the body in the garden.

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I got out of that bus tournament in a hurry and walked up 8th Avenue.

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Where could I go? The only place I could think of was Coney Island.

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Coney Island and Uncle Herman and his pitchpenny concession.

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It was late and the island amusement park was almost deserted.

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It was cold and close to eleven.

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Uncle Herman was leaning against the side of his concession as I walked up.

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What? My nephew?

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What are you doing out this way?

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Uncle Herman, quick, let's go in back.

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All right. There ain't no customers anyway.

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Yeah.

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Now, what happened, Hercules? Did you give the money back to the man?

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I went to meet him at the garden, just like he told me.

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But when I got there and I found him, he was dead.

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Dead?

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He'd been beat over the head with my tuning hammer.

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Why, Hercules.

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I was just about to grab my hammer and bag and get out of there when someone made a lunge at me in the dark.

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But I got away. I went to a bus terminal to put the money in a locker.

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I had to wait. And then I read that the money is stolen post office money.

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Oh, you got yourself in a mess, nephew.

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I'm frantic. I don't know what to do. That's why I came here.

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Well, I'm glad you did, nephew. Glad you did.

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But what am I going to do?

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The best thing would be to go back and get that hammer and bag.

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Leave the money here. I'll hide it for you.

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But maybe I ought to go to the police.

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You can't go to the police with that story. They'd never believe you, Hercules.

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I know. I know.

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Now bring your bag and come with me, nephew.

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I've got a hiding place for that money that no one will ever find.

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Uncle Herman locked his place up and then he led me over to the fun house.

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It was closed now and the place was all dark.

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But Uncle Herman had a key.

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He led me up some stairs to a high ramp that people climb on, you know, to slide down the big chute.

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He stopped at one of them.

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Here, nephew, right under this top chute we'll just pry one of the boards loose a little and slip the bag with the money underneath.

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No one in the world will ever look for it.

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There we are.

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Now, give me the bag, nephew.

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Here you are, Uncle Herman.

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Are you sure that no one will find it here?

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Absolutely, nephew. You and I are the only ones who know where it is.

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I...

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There's nothing to be afraid of.

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Now, hand me the bag.

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Here you are.

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That's it.

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Now, let's just check to make sure that...

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What's the matter, Uncle Herman?

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Where's the money, nephew?

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The money? What are you talking about?

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It's in the...

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Is this what you call money?

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Well, this bag's got nothing in it but bundles of torn newspaper.

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I don't understand.

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Hercules, dear nephew, what did you do with the money?

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I don't know. It was in there. You saw it yourself when I brought it home.

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Is this a scheme of yours, Hercules?

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Scheme?

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Trying to cheat on your dear old uncle, aren't you, Hercules?

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Uncle Herman, what are you talking about?

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Where's the money, Hercules?

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She flat. That knife. She flat.

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This ain't no time to play games with your Uncle Herman, Hercules.

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Uncle Herman.

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Where were you tonight?

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What's that, Hercules?

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G flat. Your knife. It's G flat.

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Looks like this thing has got you going, Hercules.

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It was you in the garden, wasn't it, Uncle Herman?

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You killed him.

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Let's not waste any more time, nephew.

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Now, tell me where that money is.

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I don't know.

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Stop lying to your dear uncle, Hercules.

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I'm not lying.

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I usually use this knife to scale fish.

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The smell of fish is stronger than the smell of blood.

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But I tell you, I don't know where that money is.

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You're lying to me.

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You came down here just to throw me off, didn't you?

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Make me think you lost the money.

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Uncle Herman, stay away from me.

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All right, Hercules.

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So you won't tell your dear uncle.

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He rushed at me with the knife.

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I stepped back, tripped over the board.

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He had flied loose and fell down.

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But Uncle Herman...

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Ah!

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He went hurtling over me, head over heels, down the long slide.

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And I got back down at the bottom of the slide chute.

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He was dead.

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The uncle had his neck broken, Lieutenant.

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Yeah. What about the money?

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Well, Mr. Remington's wife turned it over to the authorities this morning,

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about 11 o'clock.

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She said the money wasn't his, and she didn't want him carrying it around.

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Well, I guess that'll be all, Mr. Remington.

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You can go now.

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But isn't it dangerous?

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I mean, the partner is still...

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We picked up his business partner a few hours after the robbery.

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Oh.

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But just in case you happen to come across another $25,000

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that doesn't belong to you,

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promise me that you'll get in touch with the authorities,

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will you, Mr. Remington?

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Oh, I've learned my lesson, Lieutenant.

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Believe you me, I have.

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Oh, for heaven's sakes, I almost forgot.

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I've got to call my wife.

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She's probably frantic by now.

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There's a payphone right outside in the corridor.

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Payphone?

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Yeah, right around the corner.

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You can't miss it.

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Hmm.

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Well, she's waited this long.

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I'll just tell her when I get home.

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Next week on Suspense, our stars will be Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz

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And in weeks to come, you will hear such famous stars as James Stewart,

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All on Suspense.

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Suspense is produced and directed by Elliot Lewis,

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with music composed by Lucian Morrowek

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and conducted by Lutte Bluskin.

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Murder in G-Flat was written for Suspense

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by Richard George Pedicini.

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Portions of this program were transcribed.

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In tonight's cast, Joseph Kearns was heard as Uncle Herman,

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Lee Benadera as Martha, and Larry Thor as the Lieutenant.

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Others in the cast were Clayton Post, Jack Crushen, and Paul Fries.

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Jack Benny may be heard each Sunday on CBS

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on his own radio program, The Jack Benny Show.

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And remember next week on Suspense,

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