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And now, Auto Light and its 60,000 dealers and service stations present...

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Suspense!

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Tonight, Auto Light brings you Mr. Danny Kay in The Too Perfect Alibi, a suspense play

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produced and directed by Anton M. Leader.

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And now, Auto Light presents Danny Kay in a tale well calculated to keep you in suspense.

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Prince Charming.

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That's what Jack called me.

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And when he said that, something clicked inside of me.

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I remembered how in fairy tales, the good prince always married the princess, and they

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lived happily ever after.

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Yes, happily ever after.

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Except that first there was the ogre that had to be taken care of.

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They were spending the weekend at my house in Croton, with Catherine and Jack.

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The girl I loved and the fellow she loved.

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Oh, I admitted I was stupid to let myself in for it, but I just couldn't help myself.

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I had to have Catherine near me.

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She was the loveliest thing on God's earth.

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Slender and blonde, the flecks of the purest gold in her hair, and eyes just as green as

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the sea.

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Jack was what the girls call a beautiful hunk of man, a one-time football hero.

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But now he was a clerk in a sports shop, a nobody.

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And why Catherine was so mad about him, I'll never know.

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After dinner Saturday night, we sat out on the terrace and looked out on the huts and

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a half mile away.

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Everything was quiet, peaceful.

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Jack, shall I tell him?

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After all, he is our best friend.

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Sure, honey, might as well.

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Tell me what?

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We're getting married, Monday Sam.

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Married?

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Hey, I'm the one who should look like he's going to face a firing squad, not you, Sam.

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I'm sorry, kids.

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It was just such a surprise, that's all.

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How about it, Sam?

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Will you be the best man?

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Sure, of course I will.

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Oh, good.

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And congratulations, both of you.

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Thank you, Sam, dear.

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You know, you're the sweetest, kindest, nicest, best-hearted person I've ever known.

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She means outside of me, of course.

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Well, I do not, Jack Stewart.

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If it weren't for you, you big lug, I might even be marrying Sam on Monday.

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Hey, say, I just thought of something.

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You like my place up here in Croton, don't you?

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Like it.

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We love it.

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Well, then it's yours.

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Wait a minute, Sam.

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I'm giving it to you for your wedding present.

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Oh, Sam.

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You always pick up the check, don't you?

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What do you mean, Jack?

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Everything you do makes me look cheap.

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You give Catherine a job and pay her twice what I make.

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You give us free theater parties, free dinners and free weekends in the country.

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Now you want to give us a free house.

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Now, look, Jack, you've got me all wrong.

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I just want to give you kids a good start, that's all.

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I want you two to be happy.

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Just like in the fairy tales, eh?

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The Prince and the Paupers and good old Sam as Prince Charming as always.

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Well, no thanks.

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That was when I got the idea, when he called me Prince Charming.

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That was when I remembered about the Prince, the Princess and the ogre.

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And you know what happens to the ogre and all the fairy tales, don't you?

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You remember that, don't you?

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He dies.

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And he dies because the Prince kills him.

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Catherine left with Jack and I was miserable.

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I paced the floor for hours.

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All I could think of was that today was Saturday and on Monday noon she would marry him.

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Two more days and she'd be lost to me forever.

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I couldn't let it happen.

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I wouldn't.

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I had to get rid of him.

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All I needed was a weapon to defend myself with after I killed him.

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An alibi.

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A strong, unshakable alibi.

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A perfect alibi.

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It took me all night and gallons of coffee to figure that one out, but I did it.

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And the first thing Sunday morning I phoned Jack in New York.

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I persuaded him not to hang up on me.

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Well, what do you want?

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Jack, ever hear of the Allegheny Sporting Goods?

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Did I ever hear of J.P. Morgan?

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Well, a friend of mine owns Allegheny.

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So?

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And he needs a sales manager.

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I've arranged an appointment for you first thing tomorrow so you can get the job before

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you get married.

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What?

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It pays 20,000 a year and you can buy your own wedding presents.

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Are you serious?

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Does he know I'm only a clerk?

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Well, it's just a matter of selling yourself, Jack.

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If you're free tonight, I'll be glad to give you a few pointers on the best way to approach

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him.

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Look, Jack, I'm going to a party in town tonight and if you can meet me around 10.

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Here's the address, Jack.

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365 East 56.

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I'll wait for you near the corner.

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Okay, thanks.

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Just one thing, Sam.

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Don't tell Catherine about this, will you?

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You see, in case I get the job, I'd like her to feel I got it on my own.

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You understand, don't you?

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Sure.

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Of course, Jack.

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Oh, thanks, Sam.

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See you tonight at 10.

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My hands were shaking so hard I could barely reach up to wipe the perspiration from my

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forehead.

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I was scared stiff.

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I was frightened because I had intended to ask him to keep it a secret from Catherine.

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Instead he'd ask me.

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Everything about my alibi was working out perfectly.

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I drove to town.

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I went to the State Street ticket office and bought a ticket for the Staten Island ferry.

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Then I went uptown to my apartment.

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I had lots of time so I decided to treat myself.

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There was a nice, thick, juicy steak in the icebox and I fixed it just right and rare.

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As I sat at the table enjoying the steak that cut like butter, I got an idea, a good idea,

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just the thing.

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Eventually it was time to go to the party.

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Boy, Sam Rogers, where you been keeping yourself all summer, you dog?

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Morning is still on my mountain up in Croton.

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Hi Sammy.

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Hi.

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I spoke to everyone I knew and a few people I didn't know.

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I made certain that practically everybody saw or talked with me sometime during the evening.

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Hello Sam.

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Where are you rushing off to, Frank?

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Hey, want to hear the nine o'clock news?

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Oh, oh the news?

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Do you mind if I join you?

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Not at all.

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Come along.

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We listened to the news until 9.15.

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Then I got involved in an argument over Soroyan's new play.

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Of course he's mad, Sam, that's why he's so wonderful.

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Before I knew it, it was time.

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One minute to ten.

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I slowly smiled my way toward the door and edged my way out of the noisy crowd without

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anyone noticing.

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I walked casually through the open door.

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Once outside I quickly walked away from the house toward the corner.

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I stepped under a tree where it was dark to wait for him.

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Well, well, I was just in time.

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A car turned the corner.

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I stepped out the flag and froze.

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It was a police squad car.

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Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?

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My face was drenched when I stepped back on the curb.

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For the first time I realized how easy it would be to make a slip.

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This time I made sure it was Jack's car before I stepped out.

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Park here, Jack, under the tree.

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Okay.

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Sorry I'm late, Sam.

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The ferries were jammed and on top of that I had an argument with Catherine.

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Oh, what about?

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All the usual, you know.

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First she brought up your house again and then she was jealous about some girl I kidded

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with on the beach this afternoon.

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Didn't mean anything, but you know Catherine.

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We practically had a slugging match in the restaurant.

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She'll be over it by morning.

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Which reminds me, Sam, I'm awfully sorry about the way I blew my top last night.

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Oh, that's all right.

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You're still gonna be my best man at the wedding, aren't you?

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Oh, sure, Jack.

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I'll be your best man.

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Oh, that's wonderful.

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Catherine was right, Sam.

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You are the nicest, sweetest guy we've ever known.

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Oh, forget it, Jack.

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Now suppose we sit in the back seat of your car and talk about your new job.

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Okay?

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Get in.

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Okay.

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And do you know that was the last word he ever said?

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Okay!

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There he was lying in the back of his car sticking up out of the middle of his back

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was my favorite steak knife.

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For Suspense, Auto Light is bringing you Mr. Danny Kay in Radio's outstanding theater of

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thrills, Suspense.

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Say, Hap.

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Let me read you a wonderful Christmas thank you note I got from my Aunt Susie in Maine.

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Why, I didn't even know you had an Aunt Susie, Harlow.

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Well, you just listen to this, pal.

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Dear Barlow.

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Huh?

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She never could get my name straight.

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Thank you so much for those wonderful Auto Light Resistor spark plugs you sent me for

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Christmas.

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Harlow, you didn't.

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Listen now, Hap.

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She says, Cousin Charlie, he's your third cousin, once removed on your mother's side,

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you know, told me that Auto Light Resistor spark plugs are those popular new spark plugs

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that have a built-in resistor.

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And he said they have an extra wide gargspap.

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What?

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She means spark gap, of course, that helps make your car run slick as a kitten on skis.

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I see where you inherit your famous figures of speech, Harlow.

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Ah, let's see.

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So Cousin Charlie replaced my old narrow gap plugs with my new wide gap Auto Light Resistor

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spark plugs, and right away I could see what makes people rave about them so much.

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I declare my car idle, smooth as silk, runs better than a scared jackrabbit with a tail

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wind.

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And honestly, Barlow, I've been saving gas.

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Wow, Susie's got me woozy.

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So friends, when it comes to spark plugs, be smart, be choosy.

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Take your cue from Susie and mosey on down to your nearest Auto Light dealer tomorrow

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and get your car a brand new set of those wide gap Auto Light Resistor spark plugs.

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Remember, you're always right with Auto Light.

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You said it, Harlow.

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And let's get back to suspense.

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And now, Auto Light brings back to our Hollywood soundstage, Mr. Danny Kaye as Sam in A Too

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Perfect Alibi, a tale well calculated to keep you in suspense.

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After I stabbed him, I watched him slump to the floor of the car.

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And that's all there was to it.

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The ogre was dead.

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And now the prince and the princess could live happily ever after.

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I pushed his feet into the car and slammed the door.

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I locked the car with the keys I found in the condition and put them in my pocket.

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Then I eased myself back into the house.

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I picked up the thread of conversation just as if it had never been broken.

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That's the name of the game, kid, gin.

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You never should have held on to those two kings, Johnny boy.

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Okay, son.

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Suppose you stop gibbering and play this card shark yourself.

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He's got those things hypnotized.

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Well, just step to one side, John.

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And I'll show you a few tricks an old yogi named Gunga Gin once taught me.

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I played gin all evening with Frank Bostwick.

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And though I never did like him very much, somehow I felt warm and friendly towards him

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now.

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Good night, darling.

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Then around 12-ish the party broke out.

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I waited till practically everybody else left.

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Then I bid my host good night, got into Jack's car and drove off.

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I got to the Staten Island Ferry, slept just before 12.30.

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I was lucky.

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The traffic was still heavy.

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Nobody would notice me.

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I took out the ticket I bought in the afternoon and drove aboard.

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A moment later we started across the bay.

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I could breathe again.

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I checked off another point in my alibi.

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If they ever faced me with a night shift ticket agent, he would have to swear he'd never

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have seen me or sold me a ticket in his life.

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It was so easy, I felt like laughing.

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I turned and looked at him lying on the floor in the back.

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He wasn't fighting me anymore.

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My alibi had him beaten all the way down the line.

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Suddenly two things happened to me at once.

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I saw the knife, the knife sticking out of his back.

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The ticket collector.

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I'd forgotten about him too.

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I couldn't afford to have anyone remember me on this boat.

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I had to get rid of that knife.

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I had to act fast.

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In spite of the sick feeling in my stomach, I leaned over the seat and yanked the knife

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out of Jack's back.

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His head jerked around and grinned up at me.

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I looked around for a piece of paper to wrap the knife in.

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There wasn't a scrap anywhere, anywhere.

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I pulled out my wallet, grabbed two or three bills and covered the blood dripping blade

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in the bills.

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I got out of the car, jammed my tickets under the windshield wiper where he had to see it.

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And I scrambled through a maze of bumpers and fenders till I reached the rail.

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My heart sounded like a bass drum.

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I leaned on the rail and looked into the black water.

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Then I dropped the knife over the side.

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Hey, I saw you do that.

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What?

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Did you...

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Don't you know it's against the law?

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What is?

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Dumping paper into the harbor.

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You could get arrested for that, mister.

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You better watch your step or something.

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Thank you.

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I kept my head turned away from him so he couldn't get a good look at me.

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He'd never recognize me in a court of law.

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No, sir.

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Anyway, he'd forget all about me five minutes from now.

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My alibi was still 100%.

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I got back into the car.

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When we landed, I drove a few blocks in.

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I left the car in front of the house and walked back to the ferry.

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By the time I got home an hour later, I'd lost all my fears.

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I felt wonderful again.

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I went right to bed and slept soundly for the first time in weeks.

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I slept so soundly, in fact, that they stood there ringing my bell for five solid minutes

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before they woke me up.

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I opened my door and saw two detectives standing there with an invitation to visit Inspector

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Vanelli of the New York Homicide Bureau.

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Then I remembered about last night.

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Inspector Vanelli was a slender, swarthy man who looked more like a successful businessman

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than a police officer.

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Do you know Jack B. Stewart, Mr. Rogers?

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Certainly.

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Why?

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He's been murdered.

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His body was found at nine o'clock this morning in a parked car on Staten Island.

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What?

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I can't believe it.

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This was his wedding day.

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He and Catherine were going to be married.

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Mr. Rogers, what was your relationship with Catherine Gilpin?

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Inspector, I think I ought to tell you right off that I'm probably your best suspect.

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You are?

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Yes.

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Catherine turned me down for Jack.

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That probably gives me the best motive in the world for killing him, doesn't it?

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Well, suppose you let me decide who had the best motive.

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Okay, Mr. Rogers?

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Okay.

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All right, now the best place to begin is at the beginning.

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He kept me there hour after hour while the police stenographers crammed their pads with

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notes.

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Finally, late in the afternoon, one of the detectives hurried in and whispered something

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to him.

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Inspector Vanelli's hard face broke into a rocky smile.

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Okay, Mr. Rogers, you're clear.

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But I don't mind telling you now, I was sure it was you.

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Really, Inspector?

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Why have you changed your mind?

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Well, we have 35 affidavits from responsible people swearing that you were at a party between

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9.30 and 11.30 last night, and that's when Stuart was murdered.

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That settles it.

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You've got a perfect alibi.

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I could hardly believe it.

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It had been so easy.

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Only yesterday the girl I loved was miles away from me, unattainable.

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Today she was mine for the asking.

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No more rivals, no more competition.

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Gradually she would forget Jack and turn to me.

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It would take time, I knew that.

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But I had plenty of time.

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I could wait.

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Catherine phoned me the next morning, and suddenly I didn't have any time at all.

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Sam, Sam, they've arrested me for Jack's murder.

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They've what?

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They've arrested me.

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But they can't.

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It's just a stupid mistake, Catherine.

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Look, I'll call my lawyer and we'll get you out of there right away.

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But we couldn't.

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In New York you can't bail out a person accused of murder.

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What could they possibly have on her?

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It was ridiculous.

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But the thought of Catherine in prison was pure torture for me.

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My attorney suggested I retain Simon Blade, a shrewdest criminal lawyer in the state.

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Blade investigated every detail of Catherine's story.

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Finally, after two of the longest weeks of my life, he called me in.

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All right.

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Now here's the district attorney's case, Mr. Rogers.

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She and her boyfriend had an argument in a public place, a restaurant.

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They argued about two things.

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One, she wanted to take your country house for a wedding present, but he didn't.

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Two, he made a little goo-goo eyes at some blonde on the beach and she burned up.

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She tells him he's cheating on her.

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So then he burns up.

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He tells her go marry somebody else and walks out.

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Yes, yes, but how do the police know all this?

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They have witnesses, Mr. Rogers, witnesses.

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Now she says that after the fight she went home alone and cried on her bed.

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But the DA says she ran after the boy, rode out into the country with him and stuck a

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knife in him for calling off the wedding.

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Her words as good as his, isn't it?

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Certainly, certainly, and she's prettier than the DA too, but well, I'm not finished.

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It seems that the management of the restaurant bought two dozen new steak knives that week.

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Steak knives?

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Yes.

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The girl and the boy had steak for dinner and the next morning one of the new knives

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was missing.

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The police took a sample knife down to the morgue and it makes a perfect fit with the

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stab wounds in the cadaver's back.

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Now all we have is her word that she didn't do it.

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And there's only one person in the world who can prove that she's telling the truth.

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Who?

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A corpse with three holes in it.

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On the day of the trial, I sat with Simon Blade and waited for them to bring Catherine

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in.

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And when she came in, she looked so young and so, so lost.

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I had all I could do to keep myself from jumping to my feet and telling them the truth.

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Then she saw me, her eyes lit up and she smiled and I smiled back.

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And somehow I felt sure it would all come out right just as I had planned it.

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Simon Blade was wonderful in that courtroom.

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One moment ringing sympathy from the jury for Catherine's pale face.

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The next frankly exploiting her sex with a knowing eye.

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And when he strutted before a terrified witness, his barbs always hit the bull's eye.

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And how did you know, sir, that the knife was missing from your restaurant?

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We counted.

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We counted them and found one was missing.

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You count your silver, huh?

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Yes, sir.

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What's the matter, Deimos?

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Don't you trust your customer?

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Blade forced Deimos to admit that customers walked off with knives, forks and spoons every

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day, that several persons had steak that night and that anyone might have taken that knife.

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Everything was going along fine.

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And then the district attorney exploded a surprise in our laps.

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Do you recognize this handkerchief, Miss Gilpin?

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Yes, sir.

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It's mine.

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It's yours.

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And would you please tell the jury what made these stains on your handkerchief?

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What?

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Blood.

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Blood?

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They're blood stains, but you mustn't think...

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Blood?

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Whose blood?

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Jack's.

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It's Jack's blood, but I'm not guilty.

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Order!

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Order in the court!

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If there are any more such disturbances, I shall order the courtroom cleared.

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Proceed, counselor.

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So Miss Gilpin, you admit this is the blood of Jack Stewart?

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Yes.

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He had a nosebleed.

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He always had them when he was excited.

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I loaned him a handkerchief...

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A very convenient explanation.

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Shall I tell you, Miss Gilpin, what I think the real explanation is?

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I think you stabbed Jack Stewart, then in your jealous rage you struck again and again.

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Then calmer, you noticed that your hands were covered with blood.

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His blood!

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No!

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You wiped them on the handkerchief.

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This handkerchief, Miss Gilpin...

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No!

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And went to dispose of the body.

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No, no, no!

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Oh, the DA was very convincing.

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And the jury thought so too.

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Because when they came in after eleven hours, they found Catherine guilty of murder in the

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first degree.

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We appealed the case and lost.

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I pulled every string I could to get a commutation from the governor.

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It was hopeless.

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I had to face it finally.

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I had killed Jack so I could have Catherine, but I couldn't have her now and I didn't

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want to go on without her.

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I went to the DA and told him everything.

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Mr. Rogers, are you trying to tell me that you killed Stewart to keep him from marrying

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Miss Gilpin?

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That's right.

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That's right.

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Since I can't have her, I might as well confess.

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Will you arrange to have her released?

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Look, Rogers, I know exactly what you're trying to do, but I've got no time for heroes.

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I've got thirty-five sworn affidavits in my files which prove that you couldn't have killed

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Stewart.

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I've got my conviction and so far as I'm concerned, this case is closed.

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You wouldn't believe me.

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And Catherine's execution was only a week off.

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I went to the newspapers with my story, but they wouldn't believe me either.

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One of them did send a reporter with me to see the people who were at the party that

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night.

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Sam, it's wonderful what you're trying to do, but I can't lie about it and I won't.

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That was the kind of answer I got everywhere I turned.

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Then I tried to find the two policemen who passed as I left the house and the man who

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had seen me throw the knife off the ferry, but it was useless.

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I couldn't find one person who would believe me, not one.

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The next day I made a last attempt to see Catherine.

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They wouldn't let me.

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But late that afternoon I received a note from her.

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It was heartbreakingly full of all the things we planned and now would never do.

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And what hurt me most was the part where she said...

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I heard all about it, Sam, and I love you for it.

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I love you for your foolhardy attempt to save my life at the expense of your own.

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Jack once called you Prince Charming, but he never dreamed what a prince you really are.

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Even she.

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Prince Charming.

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Even Catherine wouldn't believe me.

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And that was harder to take than all the rest.

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And you don't believe me either, do you, friend?

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Well, Mr. Rogers, it's very hard to...

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Shh.

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Listen.

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It's 12 o'clock all over again, isn't it, Joe?

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Why don't you go home like a good fellow, Mr. Rogers?

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I can't sleep, Joe.

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I just can't sleep.

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How can I sleep when nobody will believe me?

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Joe, why do the innocents always suffer in this world?

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Catherine was innocent.

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Why did she have to suffer?

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Oh, you got it all wrong, Mr. Rogers.

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The innocents don't suffer, but the guilty, they're the ones.

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Take you, for instance.

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Supposing you really was guilty of Jack Stewart's murder and supposing she paid for your crime,

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why, you'd have two lives on your conscience this very minute, Mr. Rogers.

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And then you'd have been suffering for those two lives ever since the night she went to...

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Yes, you're right, Joe.

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You're right.

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It is the guilty who suffer.

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Say, Joe, how about that fella?

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Him?

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He's been coming in here these 10 years now telling the same story to anybody who listens.

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10 years?

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Sure.

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Well, I suppose he's gone now, another bar most likely, to pick up a conversation with

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somebody else like you and live through it all over again.

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But about what he said, do you really think he killed him?

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Mr. Rogers?

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Him?

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Not on your life.

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Why, he's a prince of a guy.

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Thank you, Danny Kaye, for a splendid performance.

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Mr. Kaye will return in just a moment.

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And now here again is Mr. Danny Kaye.

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Thank you very much.

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I feel a little better now, anyway.

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It's been a great pleasure for me to be here on Suspense, ladies and gentlemen.

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I'm especially grateful to Tony Leader for letting me play the kind of role which you

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and I don't usually associate with me.

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It was a lot of fun.

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If you can call being a murderer fun.

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Well, next week, radio's outstanding theater of thrills will bring you Dana Andrews and

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a famous story by Cornell Woolrich.

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If the dead could talk.

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Another gripping study in Suspense.

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Danny Kaye will shortly be seen in the Warner Brothers Technicolor production, Happy Times.

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Tonight's Suspense play was written by Martin Stern with music composed by Lucien Moraweck

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and conducted by Lud Gluskin.

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The entire production was under the direction of Anton M. Leader.

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In the coming weeks, Suspense will present such stars as Robert Montgomery, Fibber McGee

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and Molly, Ronald Coleman, Jane Wyman and James Mason.

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Make it a point to listen each Thursday to Suspense, radio's outstanding theater of thrills.

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And next Thursday, same time, hear Dana Andrews in Cornell Woolrich's If the Dead Could Talk.

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