1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Suspense. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:12,500 Tonight, Mr. Keenan Wynn and Mr. Hume Cronin as stars of Double Entry, a suspense play 3 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:19,000 produced, edited and directed by William Spear. 4 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Yep, it always balances in the double entry system. 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 If it don't, you hang around till it does. 6 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 It's what I've been doing all my life, keeping books. 7 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,000 It's fascinating, positively fascinating. 8 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:48,000 You know, I'll bet my day I've written billions of figures, hundreds of billions. 9 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 And cash? 10 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Say, I've handled so much cash my fingertips are calloused. 11 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Once I even got water on a thumb from licking it to count money. 12 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 But so what? 13 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 What's cash? 14 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Handling cash is just the same as adding figures. 15 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,000 A job. 16 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Then, one day, something happens that makes you look on things different. 17 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 There's no excitement in an office. 18 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 No danger. 19 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 No heroism. 20 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 No adventure. 21 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Not much chance to risk anything, you know, to do something for a pal. 22 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Behind an adding machine, you can't tell men from ice without a scorecard. 23 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:40,000 So, if a guy gets in a jam, you know, and he gets a chance to do a favor to help a pal out who is in a jam, 24 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:44,000 well, maybe you look on cash a little different. 25 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:50,000 All of a sudden, cash is more than pieces of metal and bits of green paper. 26 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 It's socially significant. 27 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 That's what it is. 28 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Eddie, hand me the Dixie Cup, will you? 29 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Yeah. 30 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Your ulcer's bothering you again, Sam? 31 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Yeah, bad. 32 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 These ledgers are driving me nuts. 33 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 You got the wrong temperament for an account. 34 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 You know, you shouldn't let it get you down. 35 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Things can't go on like this, Eddie. 36 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Hey, what's the matter? 37 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Alice? 38 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Alice don't understand you. 39 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 No, Alice don't understand me. 40 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Well, that's because you don't understand her. 41 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Will you shut up? 42 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Sometimes you're so smug. 43 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Oh, now lay off, Sam. You can't go on like this. 44 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Like what? 45 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Well, you're grouchy all the time. 46 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 You know, you've got something on your mind. 47 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Alice don't understand. 48 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Well, try me out. 49 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 I won't throw no dishes at you. 50 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Well, no. 51 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 No, I can't tell you. 52 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 It wouldn't matter anyway. You can't do anything. 53 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Just telling your troubles helps sometime. 54 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Go on and talk, Sam. 55 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Uh-uh. 56 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Talk, Sam. 57 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Okay. 58 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Okay, it's the auditors. 59 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 But them guys, I don't let them worry you. 60 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 You're running this office, ain't you? 61 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Just tell them, don't let them tell you. 62 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 I'm telling you, Eddie, they're getting awful close. 63 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 What are you talking about? 64 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 They're driving me nuts. 65 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Well, why, Sam? 66 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 I'm light, Eddie. 67 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 You mean? 68 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 The books. 69 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 They're light. 70 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 They're short. 71 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 You mean? 72 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 I'm a crook, Eddie. 73 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 An embezzler. 74 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 And they're gonna get me. 75 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Those auditors, they're onto me. 76 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I know they are. I can feel them getting closer. 77 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Now, after nine years, they're on my trail. 78 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,000 You're a crook, Sam? 79 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 I don't believe it. 80 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 I wish I was dreaming. 81 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Why, Sam, you're the fair-haired boy around here. 82 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 All you gotta do is ask. 83 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Ask who? 84 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Bartholomew? 85 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 That tight-haired... 86 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 It's Alice. 87 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 She's to blame, I know. 88 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 She wasn't satisfied with your salary. 89 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,000 She wanted ermine capes, diamonds, a box at the opera. 90 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Oh, I know. She drove you to it. 91 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Nine years. 92 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Hey, how much did you take in all that time? 93 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,000 $100,000.11. 94 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Where am I gonna get that kind of money? 95 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 I can dig up the 11 cents. 96 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Ah, wisecracks. That's all you're good for. 97 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Jail staring me in the face. 98 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Yeah, that's why you're so nervous. 99 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 That's where my ulcers come from. 100 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Every night, working late, covering up. 101 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Sweating, worrying, thinking of suicide. 102 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Nine years ago. 103 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Well, she made you do it, Sam. 104 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 That's right. 105 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I told her I was playing the market and I was. 106 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Yeah, but the stocks dropped. 107 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Out of sight. 108 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 So you bought more. 109 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 And more. 110 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 And then? 111 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Yes, Mr. Betholomew? 112 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Send Craig again. 113 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 My master's voice. 114 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Yeah, Betholomew wants to see you. 115 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Well, wag your tail, Fido. 116 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Wag it. Can't even drag it. 117 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Say, didn't I see the auditors go in there a minute ago? 118 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Yeah. Come to think of it, they did, Sam. 119 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Well, this is it, kid. 120 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Oh, maybe it's not, Sam. 121 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 I got a feeling. 122 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I'm not scared, Eddie. 123 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 It's a relief. 124 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 I'll sleep nights now. 125 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Maybe my ulcer will clear up. 126 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 A hundred grand. 127 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 I wonder what he did with the 11 cents. 128 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Ah, sales tax, I guess. 129 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 What a chum. 130 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Your name, Eddie? 131 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Well, yeah, what about it? 132 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 What about it? Flint sent me. 133 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 I'm Fink Martin. 134 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Flint said to drop in and see if you want to place a bet today. 135 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Flint who? 136 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 What do you mean, Flint who? Mike Flint. 137 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Ain't your name, Eddie? 138 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Well, sure, but I never heard of Mike Flint. 139 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,000 How you got the wrong Eddie? My name's Sullivan. 140 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Well, he didn't tell me no last name. How should I know? 141 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 He says to look up Eddie in 411 Irving Trust Building. 142 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Oh, this is 511. 143 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Oh, for Pete's sake. 144 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Hey, wait a minute. 145 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,000 You say you take bets on horses? 146 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,000 I'll take a bet on a camel if he's running a tropical. 147 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Are you a bookie? 148 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Well, I ain't no taxidermist pal. 149 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Yeah. 150 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Hey, I may be the right Eddie after all. 151 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Got any odds? 152 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Well, if you're on the level, Eddie... 153 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 When you're in the business, do I look like a stool pigeon? 154 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Okay, Eddie, I guess you're okay. 155 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Odds? You want odds, huh? 156 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Now, let's see here. 157 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Now, at Tropical Park, I can give you 10 to 1 in the first race. 158 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Horse called Aleppo. 159 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Finished last in the field of nine. That was his only other start. 160 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Let's see the form. 161 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,000 You see, odds is okay if you don't bet too heavy. 162 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 You play odds like a side bet, Eddie. 163 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 The thing to play is the jockey, not the horse. 164 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 You take Sylvester. Here's the jockey. 165 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Won three yesterday, two on Monday, one on Sunday. 166 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Oh, he's hot, hot, hot. 167 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 He can ride any dog into the money. 168 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Does he ride a long shot today? 169 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,000 No, no. Today he's got two favorites and four short odds nags. 170 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 He'll win two races today. 171 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Oh, here's a 100 to one shot. 172 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Altruism. 173 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Altruism, huh? I never heard of him. 174 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 I got a hunch. 175 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Well, play it, play it. Always play hunches. 176 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Now, let's see who this altruism is. 177 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Hmm. Mm-hmm. 178 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Never raced before. 179 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Well, and how do you know he's no good? 180 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Well, I don't, but look who he's running against. 181 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 War alarm, unbeaten in three starts. 182 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Test tube, last year's gold cup runner-up. 183 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000 File clerk. Hey, hey, there's a hunch for you, Eddie. File clerk. 184 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:31,000 I ain't no file clerk, and I'm playing altruism. 185 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Okay, okay, Eddie. Just give me a two bucks. 186 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Is, uh, is that all I can bet? 187 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Well, no, but gee, I don't want to play you for a sucker. 188 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 How about a grand? 189 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Oh, why don't you tie that bull to a fence? 190 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Will you take a grand on altruism? 191 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Where would you get a grand? 192 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Oh, from the old man. 193 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 On the level, Eddie? Oh, sure. 194 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Well, I have to get flints, okay. 195 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 You want me to lose you to use your phone? Yeah. 196 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Gee, a grand. Oh-ho. 197 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 That's not stage money, Eddie. 198 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Well, neither is a hundred grand. 199 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Could you pay off? 200 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Oh, Flint will cover any bet that I want to make. 201 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Hello? Hello, give me Flint. 202 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 This is Flint. Smart cookie. 203 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Maybe he don't want to let... 204 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Hello, Mike? This is Fink. 205 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Yeah. Look, a man's got a thousand bucks he wants to put on an egg called altruism, 206 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 and a third a tropical. 207 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 The odds are 100 to one. How about it? 208 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Uh-huh. 209 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Yeah, but if he wins, Mike... 210 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Uh-huh. 211 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 But sure I'm a gambler, but 100 grand... 212 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Hmm. 213 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Hung up. 214 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Funny guy, this Flint. Am I a gambler, he says. 215 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Okay, Eddie, we'll play one grand on altruism's nose for you. 216 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 You will? 217 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 What's the matter? Getting cold feet? 218 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Well, no, Martin. I just meant... 219 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Listen, that's a lot of dough to hand over to someone you've never seen before. 220 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Well, I never saw you before either, mister. 221 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Yeah, but what chance are you taking? 222 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Now quit stalling. Are you betting or not? 223 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Oh, okay. 224 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Wait till I get the money. 225 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Here it is. 226 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Ah, you got it? 227 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:18,000 100, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and ten makes one thousand. 228 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Thanks, Eddie. 229 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 It's no matter what you're shaking for. 230 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Is this your life savings or something? 231 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Oh, no, no. 232 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 There's lots more where this come from. 233 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Of course, of course. 234 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 The old man has a lot of it behind his ear. 235 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Yeah, that's it, Frank. 236 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Hey, you're a card. 237 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Hey, what are you rubbing them bills on that sheet of white paper for? 238 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Well, if the green don't come off, the bill is no good. 239 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 No good? 240 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Counterfeit. Hey, look at this. A phony. 241 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 You better tell your old man to give you another one. 242 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Is this counterfeit? 243 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Certainly. Look at General Grant. 244 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 His nose shouldn't happen to Jimmy Durante. 245 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Yeah, well, wait a minute, Frank. 246 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Oh, what a setup. 247 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Just like that. 248 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Give me a grand, Pop. I got a hunch my ship is coming in at Miami this afternoon. 249 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 What a setup. 250 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Hey, I think. 251 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Thanks, Eddie. That's more like it. 252 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 You tell your old man to pass that phony C-note in church. 253 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Well, here's my card and here's your ticket. 254 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Now you hang on to that. Might be worth a hundred grand. 255 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Okay, Martin. 256 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Hey, hey, hey. 257 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Are you all right? You look kind of green. 258 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Oh, you've just been looking at too much dough, Martin. 259 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Well, maybe. 260 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Okay, you drop around this afternoon all about three. 261 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Your dog is running in. 262 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 And just call me think. 263 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Well, sir, I'm going to go. 264 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 I'll see you later. 265 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 I'll see you later. 266 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 I'll see you later. 267 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Just call me think. 268 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 So long, think. 269 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 So long, Eddie. 270 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Hello? 271 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Sullivan, this is Mr. Bartholomew. 272 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Yes, sir. Speak up! 273 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Yes, sir! That's better, Sullivan. 274 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Sullivan, I want you to send a nice new hundred dollar bill to St. Paul's Church in Skarsdale. 275 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,000 A Christmas gift. Put it in a plain envelope and write Joyox Noel on it. 276 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Wrap it in a piece of paper so no one will know what it is at the post office. 277 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,000 I want to send a nice little anonymous gift as a surprise. 278 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Nice crisp hundred dollar bill. 279 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Oh, I know just the one, Mr. Bartholomew. 280 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 What's that? Yes, sir! 281 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Hey, Eddie. Eddie, it's okay. 282 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 I got by. What? 283 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 I'm clear. The auditors missed it. 284 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Hey, what's the matter? 285 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Aren't you glad? You mean you ain't going to jail? 286 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Not this year. 287 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Are you sure, Sam? Positive. 288 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,000 The auditors are through. Not a chance of getting caught. 289 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Not a chance, Sam? Not a chance, Eddie. 290 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Well, there could be a slip-up. 291 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 No, there couldn't. 292 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 What's the matter with you? Say, aren't you glad? 293 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Oh, sure, sure. Look, I'm doing handsprings. 294 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Boy, oh boy. 295 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Of course, it doesn't solve things completely. 296 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Yeah, you said it. I'm still short. 297 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000 But that's okay. Oh, sure. 298 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 I'll think of something. I got a whole year. 299 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Oh, I'm very glad. 300 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Don't get it, though. 301 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Bartholomew, you're buttering me up. 302 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 He says we know everything's in good shape, Sam. 303 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 No use putting those auditors to any more trouble. 304 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Just have him check the cash, and that'll wind it up. 305 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 The cash? 306 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Sam, will you hand me that Dixie cup by the typewriter? 307 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Sure. You dry? 308 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Very. 309 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Say, say what's on your mind? 310 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Just two or three years. 311 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 That's all. 312 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Now I suppose you're going to tell me that you've been swiping postage stamps. 313 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Oh, no, no. Nothing as bad as that. 314 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Look, I'm your pal, Sam. 315 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Sure. 316 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000 I'd do anything for you. 317 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 I know, Eddie. Then talk sense. 318 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Well, I hated to think of you and Sing Sing for six months, Sam, so... 319 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,000 I'm going there myself for a few years. 320 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 What are you saying? 321 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:58,000 I swiped a thousand bucks and bet it on a hundred to one shot at Tropical Park, Sam. 322 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000 You swiped? Oh, no. 323 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Oh, no. 324 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Eddie, you're kidding me. 325 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 I did it for you, Sam. 326 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,000 A guy don't get a chance to prove his friendship very often. 327 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Friendship? 328 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 You talk to me of friendship at a time like this? 329 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Oh, we might as well be in Sing Sing right now. 330 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Yeah, and me the longest. 331 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,000 I hope so, of all the dumb tricks. 332 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Didn't make any entries, I suppose. 333 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Nope. I just took it. 334 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 How'd you come to bed on a horse? 335 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 What bookies do you know? 336 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Here's his carty. He just happened in by accident. 337 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,000 A ten-ton truck should just happen in by accident and run over you. 338 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Well, maybe he'd give it back, Sam. 339 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Oh, sure. Sure, bookies are that way. 340 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Philanthropists, all of them. 341 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 There's probably no such address as this. 342 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Don't be hard on me, will you, Sam? 343 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 After all, I risked my own neck to save yours. 344 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 No greater love. 345 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Maybe this horse will win. 346 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Well... Oh, shut up. 347 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Take an entry in the books. 348 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Then we'll pay Mr. Fink Martin a call. 349 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Friendship. 350 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Yeah, yeah, friendship. 351 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Well, we're in this together, pal. 352 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:11,000 THE WINDOW 353 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000 On the subway up to the bookies' place, I didn't say a word. 354 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,000 I just stared at the ads and I kept thinking of how I'd messed things up 355 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 and wondered what Sam was thinking. 356 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,000 The window we sat near had bars on it 357 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000 and I felt like I was already in jail. 358 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Well, we got there. 359 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 It was a great big lodge room. 360 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Well, well, if it ain't the millionaire bookkeeper. 361 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Hi, Eddie. Hiya there, Fink. 362 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Welcome to our humble joint. 363 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Of course, it ain't like hi, Elia, but... 364 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 But it's as close as we can get to it in New York. 365 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Yeah, I know. 366 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Oh, this is Sam Crockett, Fink, and my boss. 367 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Oh, glad to meet you, Mr. Crockett. 368 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Smart man you got working for you. 369 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000 He's gonna make himself a pile of dough this afternoon, ain't you, Eddie? 370 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Martin, this is all a mistake. 371 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Eddie had no business betting $1,000 on a horse. 372 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 The fact is, he wasn't his money. 373 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Oh, I know that. It was his old man's. 374 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 He stole it from the company. 375 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Now, Eddie, would you do a thing like that? 376 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Uh-huh. 377 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Well, I am surprised. I thought your old man ran the place. 378 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 He was trying to help someone, so... 379 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 So he helped himself to a thousand bucks, huh? 380 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Martin, give us a break and return the money. 381 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 We'll both go to jail if we don't put it back. 382 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Atropical clock in the sixth. Scratch dough boy, number 624. 383 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Gee, I'm sorry, fellas, but I can't do nothing about it. 384 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000 I've turned in the dough already. I just work here. I can't get it back. 385 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 You gotta help us, Martin. 386 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Well, I'd like to, Crockett, but gee, how can I? 387 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Look, this is a business. 388 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Suppose when I ask the boss, he says it's a contract. 389 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 He can't back out, neither can you. 390 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Where would we be if we asked you to take your money back? 391 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Yeah, but don't you see, we'll go to sing-sing-fink. 392 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000 One minute to post time for the third atropical place. 393 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 You bet's not boring. 394 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Look, look, look, maybe those bills will counterfeit, huh? 395 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 You know, you can tell the cashier the dough's no good, huh? 396 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Well, how can I, Eddie? He can spot a phony from 50 yards. 397 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 The auditors are checking our books now, Martin. 398 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Well, all I can say is I'm sorry and, well, I hope this nag wins for you, but... 399 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 We're at the station with third atropical park. 400 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 I can't do a thing about it. 401 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 I'm sunk, Eddie. 402 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 You sounded like you meant it, huh? 403 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Well, so what? Let's go. 404 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Well, ain't you interested in hearing the race over the loudspeaker? 405 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 No. 406 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Well, I am. It's me that started this whole thing, and I'm gonna get my money's worth. 407 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Atropical and the third are correction. Sylvester is riding altruism. 408 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Hey, hey, did you hear that, Sam? 409 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 You mean we got a jockey? 410 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Oh, now don't be funny. This guy Sylvester's hot. He's winning two or three races a day. 411 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Atropical and the third are away at 317. 412 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Hey, they're off! 413 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 I got ears. 414 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000 At the quarter, it's a wall along by ahead. 415 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Dive Bomber is second, Calumet Palace third by a half a length. 416 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Dunin is fourth, Westwood Ho is fifth, 417 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Fyle Clerk is sixth, and Valiant Net seventh. 418 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000 The Mashingniblick is eighth, Dimitsole is ninth, 419 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Golden West is tenth, and Test Tube Auction Block early riser, and altruism. 420 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000 No wonder you got a hundred to one. There's a hundred horses. 421 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Yeah, that's not a race. It's a caravan. 422 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Last place. Now, are you satisfied? 423 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Okay, Sam, let's go. 424 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Man o' war couldn't win in a crowd like that unless he cut across the infield. 425 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Oh, you sure pick him. 426 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Well, come on. What are you waiting for? 427 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 I'm not waiting. Hey, quit pushing me. 428 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Am I pushing you? 429 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,000 At the half, it's Valiant Net by a length. Wall along is second by two. 430 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Test Tube is third by a nose. Dive Bomber is fourth, and Dunin is fifth. 431 00:17:48,000 --> 00:18:00,000 The Calumet Pal, Westwood Ho, Fyle Clerk, Dimitsole, Golden West, early riser, Mashingniblick, and altruism. 432 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Auction Block has dropped out. 433 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 That nag has taken the pause that refreshes. 434 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Well, he's come up. 435 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 If enough drop out, he can win. 436 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Yeah, the race had had the last two days, huh? 437 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Why didn't they run it in heats? 438 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Well, might as well hang around till the end, huh, Sam? 439 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Oh, well, I guess so. 440 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:26,000 It's Valiant Net still leading by a length. Test Tube is second by a nose. Wall along is third, and coming up on the outside is altruism. 441 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Hey, did he say altruism? 442 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 He said it. Get the results. 443 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Hey, Porky, how about the finish? 444 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Coming over the wire now. 445 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Oh, Sylvester, Sylvester, ride, boy, ride. 446 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Don't wring your hands. It's too late to pray. The race is over. 447 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 Yeah, well, who won? 448 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000 How do I know who won? The wire's always a minute behind. 449 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 We've got a chance. 450 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Too close for comfort. Oh, why did Flint let me take that bet? 451 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:50,000 The winner of the third at Tropical Park is altruism. 452 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Oh, how do you like that? 453 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 He won. 454 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Am I a champ now? 455 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Oh, you're a champ, Eddie, a champ. 456 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Oh, it was nothing, Sam. Only a sap could do it. 457 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Oh, thanks. 458 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Holy smoke, this doesn't. 459 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Oh, Fink, I almost forgot. You've got a fork over. 460 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Oh, that just about busts this joint. Hey, how about calling it off? 461 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Remember what you said about contracts? 462 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Yeah, but gee, if I'd have known they were switching Sylvester onto that dog. 463 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 When do we get paid off? 464 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Right now, Crockett. Come on, come on over to Cashier. 465 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Cash? Do we have to take cash? 466 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Oh, absolutely. We ain't got no bank account. 467 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000 First thing you know, we'd have to pay income tax. 468 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Well, you can deduct this loss. 469 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Yeah. All right, give me your ticket. 470 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Here. 471 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Here's a cashier at this window. 100 grand, Speed. 472 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Hey, the cashier don't bat an eye. I'm gonna... 473 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Hey, the cops! Cops, see you later! 474 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 The cops jugged everyone in the place. 475 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Fink and the other gamblers got away with the 100 grand. 476 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000 And we had to wait until morning for a trial. 477 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Every silver lining has a rip in it. 478 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,000 I don't see how they got away. 479 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 I'm sore. 480 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,000 We sit here in the can and they're off with all that dough. 481 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Well, we were framed. This whole thing was planned. 482 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000 You're crazy. How did Martin know altruism would win? 483 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Can't turn on a police raid like a shower bath. 484 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Well, how are we ever gonna find those guys? 485 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000 We won't. And if we do, it won't do us any good, 486 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 because you haven't got the ticket anymore. 487 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Even if you have, you couldn't force them to pay. 488 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Gambling isn't legal, you know. 489 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Oh, that's nice, dreary music. 490 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Might as well get used to it. 491 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,000 We'll be living in quarters like this for quite some time. 492 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Hey, here comes the keeper. 493 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 You got a visitor, boys? 494 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 An auditor. 495 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Name a Martin. Fink Martin. 496 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Hiya, boys. 497 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Well, you coming to pay us off? 498 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Well, not exactly. No. 499 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000 You see, Mike, the boss, he don't want to pay. 500 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000 You wouldn't chisel, Fink. Oh, no. 501 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000 On the level. I thought this guy Flint was square. 502 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Now he's welshin' on all his debts and he's blowin' town. 503 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 He's got a grand of mind. 504 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 Oh, that's a great story, Martin. 505 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Well, I don't have to tell stories, do I? 506 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 I could've stayed away from here, Crockett. 507 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 It's nice to see you again, Fink. 508 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Still taking bets? 509 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 All right. 510 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Well, let's shut you up, Eddie. 511 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Hey, a thousand bucks? 512 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Yeah, a thousand bucks. It's all I got. 513 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 It's my own dough. 514 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Well, that's the best I can do, Eddie. 515 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Hey, guard, let me outta here. 516 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Gee, I don't know what to say, Fink. 517 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Say no to the next bookie you meet, Eddie. 518 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 Eggs is poison. 519 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Well, it was fun for a while, Fink. 520 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 I wouldn't take your dough, but... 521 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Say no more. 522 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Put it back where it came from, Sam. 523 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 And try to forget you ever seen me. 524 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000 So, there I was, back where I started at scratch. 525 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000 All I had to do was put the dough back in the cash drawer. 526 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 The next morning, after paying a $10 fine, 527 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 we took the subway downtown. 528 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Sam read the paper, and I just stared at the ads as usual. 529 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 Quite a story about altruism. 530 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Picture a Sylvester here, just a kid. 531 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 19, weighs 105. 532 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Hey, look at that ad. 533 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 It says, spell it backwards. 534 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 If they want you to read it that way, 535 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 why don't they turn it around? 536 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Hey, Eddie. Eddie, look. 537 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Well, what is it, Sam? 538 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 This picture. It's Bartholomew. 539 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 They've arrested him. Well, what for? 540 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Embezzlement. 541 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 But that's you, Sam. 542 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Listen to this. 543 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Mr. Bartholomew confessed to having embezzled company funds 544 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 to the tune of a quarter of a million dollars, 545 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,000 when auditors discovered a shortage in cash of $1,000. 546 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,000 So that's why he was hurrying those guys around. 547 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Well, let me see. What a business. 548 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Everyone in it is a crook. 549 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Hey, Sam, where you going? 550 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Back to the police station. I'm giving myself up. 551 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Giving yourself up? You're nuts! 552 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Oh, Eddie, I'd never sleep again if I escaped scot-free. 553 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Besides, I'd like to get away from Alice for about six months. 554 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Yeah, but Sam! 555 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,000 So, Sam went to the police and gave himself up. 556 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 But guess what? 557 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 They didn't want him. They already had their man. 558 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 He wrote out a confession. 559 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,000 He offered to show it in the books, but they just laughed at him. 560 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Called him a publicity seeker. 561 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 He pleaded with him, but it was no use. 562 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Even Bartholomew called him a fool. 563 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Imagine, Sam fought for the right to go to prison, 564 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 and they laughed at him. 565 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Well, that's what happens when a bookkeeper tries to get out of the rut. 566 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 There's no escape. 567 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Yeah. 568 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Sam would have preferred a few quiet months in Sing Sing, breaking rocks. 569 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Could have got rid of his ulcers. 570 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 He would have got away from Alice. 571 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 But no. 572 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Hey, Eddie. Hand me that Dixie cup, will you? 573 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Oh, your ulcers bothering you again, Sam? 574 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Yeah, something awful. 575 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:18,000 These ledgers are driving me nuts. 576 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:34,000 This is the Armed Forces Radio Service. 577 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,000 The Armed Forces Radio Service 578 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,000 The Armed Forces Radio Service